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Show TFtE Tit If you were one-hal- as f Steps will be taken Immediately by the Murray council to beautify all the streets In Murray. tunnel of the Straw The berry Valley project In Utah has been excavated 4.3S3 feet, tha rate of prog ress for 'September being 370 feet. James Gibson, doorkeeper at the Salt Lake theatre lor the past twenty-live years, was run down by an automobile driven by a young woman partic- ular about being pleased with your jewelry as we are to please you, your problems In that line would be quickly solved. four-mil- 170 e Pain in the back is pain lu the kid neys, in most cases, and it points to tho need or a spe- A colored man from Georgia had lived In Washington but a few years Wat-kin- Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. JERSEY LILY. His Last Argument. "Darling, will you marry mar "Xo. I do not care for you la thai way. But I hope we may always be laaa M-- la nickel! lu. its aM by Dromata. Boohoo! Boohoo!" Tuberculosis Among Soldiers. For 1.000 active troops In the armies cf the great world powers, the following figures show the percentage of cases of pulmonary tuberculosis: I'nlted States, 4.71; Great Britain and colonies. 2.4; France. 0.3; Germany. l.S; Austria, 1.0, and Russia, 2.7. The secret of success in life Is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when It comes. Disraeli. t rR w - but ti .witinwairf rr.RRT Jie. aunty turn tor email pa tlnq. To Breaking One Neck, $2. The "lineup" man was a facetious soul. The woman for whom he was was putting up a pulley clothes-lin- e exacting. She ordered It put In a cer tain place, which It was almost Impos sible for him to reach. He hesitated. "If I have to put It there, lady." he said. "I'll break my neck." Still he did not relent. "All right, lady." he consented, with a cheerful grin, "but It'll cost yer $2 extry If I break my neck." pjikii oi.id. rhrnaaUua, t.r..vi,rWtf.hniitmtafi,pwulih f Wn, It carina Tit-Bit- SICK HEADACHE Thar alao re.tere KITTLE reia- irfct Nau- Eating. A fur Xitxtuea, la ' tvaaaaaJ.. a - LAN? j a, frowalnraa. toBit TaatolntbeMoulh.Coat- 11 PILLS. , Ksyb Dl In. Ijrrpla, Too Ucartf d Ikiiuu and WlVER The . Positively cured bj ICARTER'Sl these Little Fills. - Pain tHa 14 Tonriil. TORPID UVEtt ' e Uia liowala. Puraly Vegetable Thrjr SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. j a r-- - Must Bear Signature Genuine CARTERS Fac-Simi- le niTTlE J PILLS. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES Sick Feeling that follows taking a dose of castor oil, salts or calomel, is about the worst you can ensure Ugh it gives one the creeps. You don't have to have it CASCARETS move the bowels tone up the liver without these bad feelings. Try them. trrattuent. me S 17 T Keaders of Out paper de. jy.j -- VOttXSMSH aarvlb, 1 1 fvwH 'l Mra. fm alri'wsrva tthr Vhcn your or dining room is chilly, you may bed-roo- DEFIANCE ST&RCH- -r. Aids Nature ta m (Equipped with Smokeloss Device) px-tar- fm ft i.a IB SUPERIOR 9WAUTT. m ,i. fetl The I real swerese ef Dr. Pierce's Coldefl Wf Mk rvrtrf km etrrtsg weakeatdstoaracha, waated bodwa, lintrin eoCh, is baaed loa(s end obattnete the recoCnitroai of the fundamental truth that "(mldeai Medical Diaco re rr" strpplies Nstirrs with tiaawe repairinf, Biticle-taki- n material, in arxl eoneentrsted form. V ilk llu betp Nttart snpplies tbe iwceasenr strength to the stomach to digest food, build trp the body end thereby throw off lingering the oSatinata eongbs. .The "DiaooTery" pwriiies dileatira and trvtritiy organ in errand health, a ser-rai and awrichea the Mood, and fxftrrinhea the short establisbes sooad vigoroos health. available. Place the heater u here tho cold is most annoying, strike a match. No luss no flurry no smtll and, alove all, no smoke, even thouch you turn the stick as high as it will go. The temperature funs tip quickly. In ten minutes the average sizI room glows ith chrrr and comfort that genial heat brings the heat t.iatis smokeless and odorless. 3 Automatic Smokeless Device body-lrarild-l- too-detra- ed afeeer offers rtmHhlfi4 "tmt whkh autmalically lcks and absolutely prevents smoke, by keeping; tha wick out of Ihe smoke zone, is on the Perfection only. hea-- j The solid af, IV. rieree's Common Serrae Medleal Adyief. U Maia EntTiahj f,.Me. trine Simpl.fied, 1WIS r.aea, rer 700 illnMratkMM, memtf reied rvto-ta- e atamna, to etrrrt port f4 n"''" lUlitiow, farer.hmmf, sent frar 21 rme-ee- nt Ooth-hoon31 atamna. Addren Ir. R. V. Pierce, Baffalo. N. Y. emlf. d, flame lot brass foot holds lour quarts, which gives a lull forru from si1e of witli irMtfa-- l tf from the ttp. Tbe brans wica carrier rloe tint rnt and cti; the wick. I'amper tftp, cool handle, Alnminnrri rntal minrm frames that heat cannot tarni-h- . Japan r sicket finish. Vartoua style and fm;,he. sins It Is probmbtr btte roft HIM"'lt pmy tetter, Timt tmm mrm thinking mt the core met the prmtlt, mm . tmerm'B mmthlmg "fmrnt mm gmm4 ' tmr tmm. Sir prr-pour- c bath-roo- PERFECTION Oil Heater Srrwa). Money talks, but It often falls to tell the truth. "DtFIANCsV yo m, have heat brought to you in just iho degree you desire. It is easy when you have a is rM,ia for atarrhtng SaaM tuieaa. DEFUNCE STARCH Brought To You Seneca. awttiaaT Wmlwa It, . anftra th i Have Heat emia-it- hen we live for others tory-telle- r, - or Tsnrni br 1 tf A Maraiaa4 nra. llalltfif in! at. jor ourselves only t rr.k k ELECTROTYPES Tarts rM , n m.prirs Tfti rrfr.r smIm, t ih InwMd aubttautra mt uaaabooa. What can harm us if we are true to ourselves and to what we think Is right? Black. lb-- 1 In tHeJ !a it col u mat ahoula inant npna ha ring athat Ihry sik lot, refuaing all mu-tar- fat CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY Qmc tfptfgl m4 ) 1'irriM moata. ia I be world. Million boaca In eaae of rain m the tunes Tlamlina d Wutard Oil acta like s plaaW, that it ia more rtteriive and ta ao much nicrr and cleaner to uae. ftot-F- Every dealer everywhere. If not at yours, write for descriptive circular to the nearest aprncy of the tor a areek'a Wherein They Differ. Her When a man starts to talk he never stops to think. Him And when a woman starts she never thinks to stop. Tit RA YO su W all dn?aMa. " CACAKTi aqiir-ak- tta) There are Is a low priced lamp. lamp that cost more but there is do better lamp made at any price. It is nude upon scientific principle. There is nothing ia lamp making that can add to the value of the Up-S-et runt ia. aud alndroa Ilia. At all druaaixa. To the good the world is very good ; Didn't Stay There. to the bad It Is bad Smiles. Father Didn't 1 tell you I would ami ail pa Una. iviirta !r nf-- ai!"aii whip you If 1 caught you In the water (Vnttatt..n ttM ,f war.. 4la..4,a Um ai.H and foa ctira Um d.a aa. fcr Wtaka. again? Son Yes. sir, and that's the reason Don't get runty and you won't I hurried out when I saw you coming. . - Chicago News M We ul lira On Hundred Dollar lor any csae of Iteafneaa (rauaed br catarrh) tftal cannot be cured by liana (JaLarra Cure, rtend f nrruiara. free. r. j. t.At.1 at loaua va -.- real ham. d, A Frencch Scholar. How She Knew. As William bent over her fair face The cartoonist's wife was talking to he whispered: "Darling, if I should a friend. "I just know Fred didn't want to ask you in French If I might kiss you, work at the ofilce last night," she what would you answer?" She, calling up her scanty knowlsaid. "Why, how do you know?" was edge of the Frentii language, ex claimed, "Billet doux." asked. "Because in his sleep he said: 'Well, Ambiguous. I'll stay, but I don't want to draw.'" Harold What did she say when LIpplncott's Magazine. you turned out the pas and kissed herl In after years a man wishes he was Rupert Said she felt as If she never half as smart as be used to think be wanted to see my face again. Philawas. delphia Record. anplk-atmo- unn-a- fellow-workme- by d, well-to-d- ton- . ft big-bone- mentally energetic race. His experiments prove that pre at medical authority on good oatmeal such as Quaker foods, says, about brain and Oats not only furnishes the best food for the human bemuscle building "There is one kind of food ing, but eating it strengthens that seems to me of marked andthisenlarges isthe thyroid gland intimately convalue as a food to the brain and nected gland with the nourishing proto the whole body throughout cesses of the body. childhood and adolescence In conclusion lie says (youth), and that is oatmeal. therefore seems "It "Oats are the most nutritious that the bulk probable and brawniness of of all the cereals, leinn richer the Northerners (meaning the in fats, organic phosphorus and Scotch) has been in some measure lecithins." due to the stimulation of the He says oatmeal is Raining thyroid gland by oatmeal poro of ridge in childhood." ground with the The Scotch eat Quaker Oats Great Britain. He speaks of it as the mainstay of the Scottish because it is the best of all oatmeals. laborer's diet and says it pro rai-et- m mends." "Wait. Before you make your de will be on November 22 and S3 cision final won't you please taste T3ut for the prompt aanls'snce of these gurn drops?" two of his Jerry Wrlffht. a lineman In the employ of Rod In Pickle for Pa. the Vtali Llpht & Railway company In "Bet your life I'm going to get even Otrdcn. would have bcon electrocuted with pa for licking me," said the hy a heavy chanted wire. The two small boy. wnrkmen released him from the wire "How are you going to do Itf In time to prevent his being roaatea in walch quelled his big Bister. An Irrisatlon project, "Tbe flrrt time a circus comes to .1. of a stream of iha riirrtinr and town I'm going to play off eJck, In Uintah county rrom us olie won't have any excuse for rolng. wairr channel Into a subterranean niral exclaimed the- youthful diploaiau It over fertile will which carry flume Chlcaao News. lands, tas been lsunchd by four wen Maida-nof Vernal. A tunnel Snake Story. i nn a flume 1.044 feet a and tnnc 11 thai said went he "Before fishing." "he swallowed "bout long will have to be constructed. town after rloncir.ar himself almost the a pint an' half of snakebite remedy, aa' of coare you know what that lit necessities of life, livog far from kin WelL after the soake bit him. the dred In the cheapest sort of a room tDtlls cut all sort o' capers, kar.e tbe 1or tDt pMt six months, Legrand R remedy west straight to IU bead. Anderson of Lawton, Mich, 75 yean After hit lAst thine tt tried to do wot to of see. died at Ogden. waller Its tall, aa U got Itself la death there was frmod on his person the form of a hoop, an' I'm a liar ef ififMio in checks. 140 la money and tbe children didn't roll It around all notes segregating a small fortune. gay I "Atlanta Oonalltutlon. Steel Is down on the Utah Sow'hern railroad as far as the mouth of Miller Mother's Example. rimron. whre connections are Mother Whatever are you doing t made with the tramway up to mines your poor dolly, child? Consolidated Fuel company two of the bed. to her Child I'm going to put This completes orer miles away. I've taken off her hair, bat I cant get miles of the line. twenty her teeth etrt. The city of KaysTllle eiperts to Mads Her Weary. crrmtTipnre work on the waterworks s'etn rieht away, but will probably Uttle Helen Sister, that new bean and lay only eon st met the tf yours makes me tired. ihe tile piping this fall, and put In th K'.der Sister W hy. darf The rl'y plrw- - In the spring. Little Helen He has the manners ef a street car conductor. When t was recently honied for $125,000 with nt intn the fiarlor last nlzht be whirh o tit the work. son of Mr. and IhP said. "How old are yon. little girt.' Vra. Mplrln Kirn", "f Salt Lake Fiaira the Limit 'Tf. while flaying In the yard, gfrt o,M sh Are Ton an adocate of rw, riTse r an Irrisatinx ditrh. fell flnd00 the stage? 1 nil was drown'd. t.e with Its 8sld He Tes. to a certain extent bitty tint I draw the line at slng Hamlpt m 'h- aers of th (Melt. -- duces a In an article published in the Youth's Companion of September 23rd, 1900, Dr. llrowne, the ltralnnat tt canard tor aa unjunrd conaiikm oi ua ily one afternoon, until, her father's muroue Itnttic erf Uw Ku.tcbin Tuba. Uhra thai - patience exhausted, be called out to manned you have a rumbling aound or lube bf&rtf.a. aud aim h m aaumy cimra. her: "Oh, stop, Alice, and I'll give prrtrrt toe luminal um ran ba m U mult, and you a penny." taken out and thai tuba rrwtoml to tu normal be dextrered tlt raara Wrtia Alice stopped only long enough to out of ten are cauant br Catarrh, arhtrh la nothinf answer: "I can't stop for less than a of toe tnucmia aurlarra. but aa Inflamed eurKlitk . , Q uaker Oats four-year-ol- d his attempt was frustrated Warren Foster of Salt Lake City IU,. npwaraoer man ana bi candidate for congress on me rociai died while visiting a 1st ticket, brother In Ogden on OctoberV T5. the rio.th hptn due to a tumor mtrymanv, tmm which he had suf fered for a year or more. tn . rimnkrn brawl In a saloon In patroniroj ny nrro" Alexander Walters seriously stabbed J lahnrtus. Both men, who are negroes, had been drinking and an al iriDiinn took nlace. which led to blows. Walters drew his kntie ana stabbed Labortus several times, Elaborate preparations are being of the made for the enterulnmcnt Hnniwn and other visitors who are expected to be present at the six tiPth anniversary of ihe settlement of Mantl. one ct tbe oldest cities In tha state of t'tah. The celebration Oc-den- gives the best reasons for eating more Expensive Silence. Deafness Cannot Ce Cured Alice was lying Little aa Uirr eanaot rmra th da curd pnruua ut IM nr. lura la only oat ar to on the foor whining and crying steadal conatltutMinaJ mnedlra. and thai rur dratlitaa, by D7 (oral 7 ting It. A. rolling stone gathers no moss, but who wants to be a mossback? Whoso mocketh a married man. let fojl is bora him take heed, for very minute and the mocker himsoit lalleth by tbe wayside. Smart Set. of London, Dorothy and the Stork. When little Dorothy Walworth was Introduced to her baby brother In the First Methodist Episcopal Parsonage In Yonkers. N. Y., she manifested intense Interest, but was not astonished. "I knew he was coming," she exclaimed; "I knew It." Pressed for an explanation, the said: "I was down to the Bronx zoo tbe other day and saw the stork in his cage. I recognized Mr. Brown (to new cook) What Is him by the black stripes on his wings that papa said were there. Well, when your name? Cook Mary, sir. the stork was standing alone on one Mr. Brown Dear me, that Is my lg, I went close to him and whispered wife's name. We shall have to call in bis ear that I wanted him to bring me a baby brother or Bister. He didn't you something else. Cook Never mind, call me Lily I say anything, but I knew be would do it, because he bent bis bead toward Joke Medicine, me and winked an eye." lie Is a very practical, seriousminded man of business. The other Good to Her Husband. day he met a friend, and related to "George, dear," said Mrs. Doveklns, him an alleged Joke, and at its con- who had come downstairs in time to clusion laughed long and heartily. pour the coffee, "I'm going to walk to The friend looked awkward for a the car with you this morning. Aren't moment, and then said: you glad?" 'You'll have to excuse me, old man, "Very glad. Indeed, lovey. It's so but I don't see the point." nice of you to think of me and to Why, to tell you the truth; I don't get up ear-- y for the purpose of making Just see the point myself. But I've It unnecessary to walk those dismal mr-dIt a rule to laugh at all Jokes; three blocks alone. How much do you I tbink It's good for the health." want?" e No man ever got tbe better of his wife In an argument without regret- - Sir James Crichton Browne, LL. D. F. R. S. when he was arretted for some slight violation of the city ordinances. Vpon bearing that the negro was in Jail, the secretary of the colored Y. M. C. A. secured the services of a minister to go with him and sign the prisoner's ball bond. They reached the Jail shortly before noon, and told the negro the object of their visit. In to the proffered kindness he said: "MUtah Johnslng. I sho is glad you-al- l U gwine to git me out, but I wants you-al- l to tlx tt so 1 can't git out till late dis evenin'." Of course the two Samaritans were bomewhat taken aback by this unusual request. But a moment later they lost their breath when. In answer to the secretary's question, the Georgia negro replied In a whisper: dlnnah "Well, sah. dey's ready, an' dey's cookin' greens; an' I bho would like to git some o' dem greens befo' I leabes dis place!" that PATENTS trade of Liberty. cial remedy to remove and cure the congestion or inflammation of the kidneys that Is interfering with their work and causing that pain makes you say: "Oh, my back." Thompson professional nurse, 420 N. 23rd St., Parsons, Kan., says: "For some time I was annoyed with sharp twinges across the small of my back and ir regular passages of the kidney secretions. Since using Doan's Kidney Pills, I am free from these troubles." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster- ST. The highest medical authority on foods, TO LEAVE Prisoner Put Coming Gastronomic Joy Ahead cf a Brief Period LAKE C.TK UTAH. Multum In Parvo. Blessed are the meek, for when the last trump sounds a great many peo ple will find that their heads are too large to fit Into an aureole. Tbe man who stands In his own way la not necessarily blocking the WAS IN NO HURRY Uuually There Are Other Troubles to Prove It. and dangerously Injured. Charles McFarland, well known and prosperous farmer living at West We Advica aa ta patent ber, dropped dead while at work in ability aaa Procedure a field near his home. Death resulted FREE eaea rquait. Sea sketch and dctcriptisa of jear faveatioa. from a strope of apoplexy. Lak'J Harry J. Robiaaaa, Attorney at Law and Solicit fhe Commercial club t f Patent., 304-- S Judf BaHdiag, Salt Lake City City is considering the advisability of raising the entrance fee from $50 to A Crowded Steamer. 1100 for resident members and from A friend was complaining the other $25 to $50 for a Nick Haworth. who Is serving Say to Captain Barber, port captain Df the state pilots, about the crowded life sentence for the murder oi at I.ayton. Davis condition of tbe steamboat on which Ihomas Sandall 9. October 1903, u again enbe recently made a trip. county, "four In a room?" replied Barber. deavoring to secure a pardon. "That's nothing. Charles Stewart, who killed Charles "You should have traveled In the Wheeler at Col .on. on July 10, has enlays of the gold rush to California, tered a plea of guilty to voluntary remember one trip out of New manslaughter. The two men were York we carried more than 1.000 pas- sheep herders and engaged In a fight sengers, and if you put fifty on that while Intoxicated. ship today there'd be a holler that Packed by a number of the ladles' would reach Washington and make clubs of Ogden. a petition is being trouble for somebody. To show you circulated in which the plgners pro how crowded It was and what 'crowd test njrnlnst the exhibition of objeced' really means, three days out from tionable moving pictures In local New York a chap walked up to the amusement houses. old man and said: A circular letter sent to all the " 'Captain, you really must find me sheepmen ranging their herds on the a place to sleep.' Mantl reserve, foreshadows a decrease " 'Where In thunder have you been of 20 per cent in the number of sheep sleeping until nowT asked the old to be allowed on the reserve next year man. for all who have the potecllve limit, "'Well,' says the fellow, 'you see. Kidnapping soldiers after he had It's this way. I've been sleeping on drugged them and then holding them a sick man, but he's getting better until thev were classed as deBertert now and won't stand for it much and collecting a reward for their re longer." ' San Francisco Call. turn to Kort Douglas, Is the charge 8 nlaced against George Renlger. One on the Clerk. Hoi,A nnd." arrested in bait uane The women of the Yankee state City. may think they are clever at driving William Crabill. aced 20 years and Is made that claim but the bargains, emnloved at the Utah Copper mill at a woman without In Guthrie lives a an ore classifier, met with as Dineham parallel for commercial wit. Several a tranlc death by being wound aronnd months ego she entered a large deth shaft at the mill. His dothln partment .store In New York City to became entangled In the machinery cleric buy a yard of silk, which the and before help could reach him he told her would cost her thlrty-nvdeath. cents. Her purchase left a rem' was hurled to his the dead body downward, face I.vine one-half The riant of one and yards. GO years of age, of of Otto JohanMn, clerk suggested that she buy the reinSalt Lake City, who disappeared onbant. We.inesdav. was found one and oneasked It?" take for will "What you miles up City Creek canyon Sun half the Guthrie woman. Death was due to afternoon. dav the replied cents, madam," "Twenty heart dltcase from which he had been clerk politely. "Well. Ill take It. but you can tt sufferer for some time. A darinsr attempt by Otto Basse. t. keep tho yard you've Just torn off, moheld on a charge of highway robbory, The clerk was staggered for a from the Weber Jail, by ment, but, appreciating the humor of to escape a wav the bars of a cell, was the proposal, smilingly made the ex ,n-ltiby SherlS ntn,i andin the bud change. Not the least merit or tats of his aepuues several Ob Wilson Lutheran true. It is Is that story Two bars had been sawed away when server. MAIM SALT IS KIDNEYACHE. BACKACHE THE UTAH BUDGET hours. trrrf lVa1-- r ETrih.rto th If frrt At f are.t Y"ir. comii;ntal oil f I ft Wrt' rpnrm I d ) n aa., ,,trivsr.futjcrzjsisj U Agency of the terif.tlTe tn-ala- r company a.x,..,aav....m 'firstsjzffzzjrrxzig W. N. U, Salt Lake City, No. DYES .nrnivAf n.uii.i..fi. FADELESS PUTNAM Tt rini 0X tt r ' 1" ill liiUi tapiisaaaiU'at linil lHL tSriat 1st .111 1 .1 r r -- 1 a-- " taaalal M wMtt Mae SaK)eM4Meittar r B'aaaa aaS atq tatara. MO HROE. DRUO VO , Qmlnuj, tn Caa ere tlllrrmlm. . t. UUilMfi Ua UwiJ 11 iitel tfla.iWtl woiM a pieam. M anaaea laundry |
