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Show JUAB COUNTY TIMES. NEPHI. UTAH GOOD JOKE Get This Good Book FREE 'Health and How to Have It" tells important facts every person ought to know. It is clean, concise, and scientific It tells you "why you drag along uncomfortable from day to day. It offers you advice on how to overcome this condition. JUST LIKE A WOMAN. j PLAN TO ABANDON FRUIT LAXATIVE SPECIAL SESSION y F0RJ1 ml HE'D BEEN MARRIED TWICE. CHILD "California Syrup of Figs" can't harm tender stomach, liver and bowels. MAY BREAK PRESIDENT CEDENT OF MORE THAN HUNDRED YEARS. "Talk about your frenzied finan ciers," remarked the cushler, as be Every mother realizes, after giving came In and bung up his hat, "my her children "California Syrup of wife's got .them all beuten to a Would Avoid a Special Session of the Figs" that tbla Is their ideal laxative, fricasseed frazzle." If it doesn't appeal to you, you are not nnder obliga Senate Unless an Extrordlnary because they love Its pleasant taste tions to follow it. 11 Its conclusions ara common sense, Well, come on with the answer," Session of the Whole Congress It thoroughly cleanses the tender and benefit will want to it. by you suld the bookkeeper. is Necessary. little stomach, liver and bowels withIt'a yours for the asking. If your druggist can't give you a copy, writ mind to pur made "She had her up out griping. to us direct. chase a skirt she saw In a store Just The Parana Company, Colnmbus, Ohio When cross, Irritable, feverish, or Washington. President Wilson la srouud Uie corner from where we live," breath is bad, stomach sour, look at another preconsidering breaking Influenza.. Pink-- E explained the cashier ; "but yester5edent of more than a hundred years' the tongue, mother! If coated, give a y , Epliootlo, day she learned that she could buy one standing by not calling the custom-tr- y teaspoonful of this harmless "fruit and all exactly like It downtown for fifty cents Distemper Anna and throat special session of the senate Im- laxative," and In a tew hours all the diseases cured, and all other, no matter how "exposed." less " at the beginning of his new foul, constipated waste, sour bile and mediately kept from having- any of. these diseases with SPOHN'S went downtown course And of she DISTEMPER COMPOUND. Three to six doaea often cure and term. undigested food passes out of the bowa case. One bought It," Interrupted the bottle guaranteed to do so. Best els, and you have a well, playful child already Inauguration arrangements, thins; for brood mares; acta on the blood, too a bottle, 16 dozen bottles. Drugartats and harness shops or manumuch upset by the fact that March 4 again. When its little system Is full the said "You have It," A rejoined facturers sell It rents wanted. falls on Sunday, mr.y be further dis- of cold, throat sore, has stomach-ache- , 8POHN MEDICAL CO Chemist. Goahea, lad V. S. A. cashier, "and Incidentally she spent a arranged by the abandonment of the diarrhoea, indigestion, colic rememwhile hire dollar and a half taxlcub Real Experience. special session, which in a measure ber, a good "inside cleaning" should SAYS TOYS WILL BE UNKNOWN for the place." She u.. ...... t Is a tottery. would change entirely the method of always be the first treatment given. Yes," said a traveling man, "I was looking lie And most men draw a blank. AtMillions of mothers keep "California ceremoniea of inaugurating the vice- Mme. Montesaorl Predicts That In Fu- once out of sight of land on the a Square Deal. Not lantic ocean twenty-onByrup of Figs" handy; they know a days." president. It is a woman's privilege ture Children Will Find Play In She But Another Little Dig. On the Another man soke up: The president's purpose, as ander- - teaspoonful today saves a sick child to change her mind, you know. Useful Things. Some women carry their ages quite welt. ( Pacific ocean one time I didn't see land stood at the eapitol, la to avoid a tomorrow. Ask at the store for a to la a dollar dime a It But He Yes, I suppose so. Dut It isn't e bottle of "California Syrup of la reason to tell a shame for The twenty-ninIt's days." special session of the senate unless a square deal. Just the same. Dr. Maria Montessorri of Rome, InThey carry but half at a time. A bald man knocked the ashes from an extraordinary session of the whole Figs," which has directions for babiea, ednotT She and famed authoress Why ternationally his cigar an contributed his bit: congress Is necessary at the same children of all ages and grown-up- a Lie Because when a man changca ucator, foretold to 700 women the Removing the Features. cross to rivei Kaw "I the time. The senate called in special printed on the bottle. Adv. started case In be his mind the woman the gets BUI This paper says like a diminu coming of the time when toys will he In a confirm skiff at said, once," Topeka busy end sues him for breach of tive lawn mower Is a new device for session, as is the custom, tomembers unknown and children will find enNew Meter Successful. "and was out of sight of land before pro tn I He. of cabinet appointments to useful in re motor a which la things adapted The joyment lutest shaving, spring development in metering to side." reached the other and others, would be powerless their mental level. She was talking at volves a steel roller with cutting hut tppllances Is a coal meter built on tho J" demanded the man who "What to alone, purpose any legislate Words. War of blades as It Is drawn over a man's there would be of a water or gas meter. Tide meeting arranged by the New Eng- had spun the first yarn. "The Kaw Is nothing to prevent the principle Redd What aro those two men face. land Montessorl association. Instrument was devised primarily to as wide more feet aesslon in hundred not than three from remaining quarreling about sol Jill Fine! And If It falls to remove body measure the coal consumption of fac"Impatience on the part of mothers at Topeka." long aa it pleased, and dlncusslng any Greene A game of golf. a can use a fellow the hair but It may find a materially hinders the progress of chilplow. man qui "Quite true," sold the bald subject It Chose. The understanding tory boiler rooms, on neither of them plays golf." "But a araaller scale, dren," she said. "Let the child take etly. alder application at the eapitol la that such a situ"The skiff turned over and I "1 know It; but BUI said if he could Sad Case. bis own time about performing duties sank twice." tt operates on the same principle aa If to avoided waa be ation possible. "1 certainly do feel sorry for Mrs. play golf be could beat Jim, and Jim and you will And they are done far betAbandonment of the special aesslon l water meter, the atream of broken aid If ho could play golf Bill couldn't Doppel." ter than mothers could do them. Imagwould do away with the usual cere toal pouring down a chute and turnDent him." ine yourself dressing leisurely, but "Why sor ing an Inclosed vane. The meter run-ilxof Inaugurating the vice-prIT IS MAGIC! WOMEN! "She patronizes Mrs. Dubson when mony In be used for grain, according to tho thoroughly, to be suddenly grabbed by the senate chamber In the ever she gets a chance, but Mrs. Dub ident THE TRUTH. a giant maid, literally thrust Into your Its use on coul was entirely Inventor. of houses congress, of both LIFT OUT ANY CORN son Is blissfully unconscious of It, ao presence clothes and hustled Into a motor car. luecessful. the supreme the diplomatic corps, It's no satisfaction to her at all." "Sometimes we adults go part way It would court and other dignitaries. then a through life as If In chaos until we lift few one-ha- lf of the of GOOD FOR HUNGRY CHILDREN drops eliminate Apply exactly Would Like an Easy One. find something that Interests us. Then coma or calluses off with day.of ficial Inauguration ceremony Instrument Dad Jimmy, which Children love Skinner'a Macaroni a phenomena takes place. Why not no pain. fingers or violin would to like the and Spaghetti because of Us delicious We you study, AUSTRIA MUST ANSWER. give the child the same chance? taste. It is good for them and you the planoT can be compared to an airplane. We Just think I Too can lift Jimmy Father, If I must study mu American Ambassador Demands In can give them all they want. It Is a first must have a motor, then we run off any corn or Callus great builder of bone and muscle, and sic please let me choose the phono formation as to Her Attitude. oyer the ground a short distance and does not muke them nervous and Irrior without soreness, pain graph. London. Frederic C. PenneU, Am table like meat The most economlcul finally we rise In flight A child must discovman A Cincinnati be developed along those same lines." erican ambassador at Vienna, Is said nd nutritious food known. Made from ered this ether compound The Warring Singers. Reuter's Amsterdam correspond- the finest Durum wheat. Write Skinand named It freezone. Any Church I see that Pittsburgh by ent to have delivered to the Austro- - ner Mfg. Co., Omuha, Nebr., for beauA MINISTER'S CONFESSION druggist will sell a tiny bot churches Insure lives of preachers and It la sent free to foreign minister an aide tiful cook book. liungarian w tle of freezone, like here choir singers. tnemoire requesting clear and final in mothers. Adv. Rer. W. n. Warner, Myersvllle, Md, shown, for very little cost. Gotham Why preachers? They formation as to what standpoint the You apply a few drops di writes: "My trouble waa sciatica. My . The Proof. don't fight, too, do they? government has asback was affected and took the form a corn tender rectly upon "Does love renlly blind a man?" warfare submarine sumed regarding of lumbago. I also had neuralgia. or callus. Instantly the "It must, when you see the way High Cost of Living. and whether the assurances given on soreness disappears, then cramps in my musDo you know anything FlntbuHh girls put powder on their noses." Persia and Ancona of the occasion the cles, pressure or which comes Into your bouse which Incidents are to bo regarded as shortly yon will find the corn or callus so loose that sharp pain on the Gratitude. has not advanced in value? or withdrawn. top of my bead, you can lift It right off. Iiensonhurst I do. My wife's moth changed Grocer Now that I gave you a ba- la Kternal the Reformer The dispatch The ministry, vigilance foreign and nervous dizzy Freezone Is wonderful. It er. what do you say? the price of liberty. says, will submit the aide memoirs to nana, dries Instantly. It doesn't pells. I bad othPlease open it. Mary then man and would a examination The Joker a many thorough er symptoms showeat away the com or cal be la Jail If heYes; Both Hard to Manage. out. watch didn't a make reply. ms, but shrivels It up withing my kidneys Redd So they are divorced? Everyone Knows This Kidney were atuult, so I took Dodd's Kidney out even Irritating the sur Greene Yes, ahe'a taken the chil WOMEN MOB PEDDLERS. scenes. Behind the Fills, They were the means of saving skin. Medicine is Good automobile. dren he's and taken the rounding Pull many a, man's a pacifist. my life. I write to say that your Hard, soft or corns beshe thought the children High Food Prices Lead to Rioting In and all that. "Suppose Philanthropist We never hesitate to recommend your medicine restored roe to perfect tween the toes, as well as Yet scolds a wife who can't resist- New York. would be easier to manage." because we know positively, And slams the door and kicks the cat. preparation health." Be sure and get "DODO'S," painful calluses, lift right many ili.t it in a mod medicine end has civrn York. New Following off. There Is do pain be the name with the three D'a for diswoto its uerrt who satisfaction Happy Ending. snivrraal clashes between the police and How to Judge. finished men food riotera at the city hail and (peak very favorsiily regarding it. We eased, disordered, deranged kidneys; fore or afterwards. If your dsugglst Patience brother lias your Do Mrs. Flatbush you believe la that bave bandied it fr five years and hsve just ss Iter. Warner did. no similarly hasn't freezone, teU him to order a that story be wss writing? in congested tenement district Tues- never hesrd a single complaint, evrryone saying that a woman Is aa old aa tamed article will do. Adr. small bottle for yon from bis whole Patrice Oh, yea. commissioner know that Dr. Kilmer'a fcwamp Kont I ahe looks? day, Joseph Hartigan, r4.1 It ti a v a .nitfn.r1 sale drag bouse. adv. medicine. hann, commendable of welgbta and measures, announced t Mr. Flatbush Sure, if she takes off Verv truly yoore. ANYWAY, PAT GOT THE BEER "Oh, yes; be'a sold IL" that he was doing everything In hia her bat and hair. HF.DQUIST DIU'G 0).. NO. 4. Dose of His Own Medicine. food flow of Mr. the to stimulate power Gorge L. "Yon are not compounding that pre Grammar Competition Resulted Disas When Hostilities Start. Pleasant Grove, L'uh. of Kov. 4, 1910. from all Into stuffs this parts Trials. city Editor's Rill What are these war brides the scription as I would," retnsrked the trously to the Other Two Partlcl. Will D lor Yesj Penman An editor must have many Prwr What Swsma-Rocountry. stranger who hsd dropped In. "Dump talking about? they're pants In the Contest. So desperate have the women In Send tea eenU to Dr. Kilmer A Co., doesn't he? In a little of this and a plnrh of that" trials, I I know. don't Jill alwaya sup some parts of the city become. It Is Bmghsmton, N. Y, for a sample sua botWright Well, ours has. lie's been "What do you mean? Are you woman a was had ceased It after It will convince anyone, loa will Tat, a Scotty and a Cockney were In posed hauled up three times for libel and six said, that hundreds of food peddlers tle. also receive a booklet of valuable a bride be that the to fighting began. company recently. They were very dnicdt?" have locked their push carts In statimes for speeding. tellina shout tbe kidneys and blad-Athirsty and hard up, having only the "Nope." A num When writing, be sure sad mestioa buslaess. blea and suspended "Then what do you mean by telling and The Open Book. Reimlar nfty-eeo- t price of a single beer between them. ber of these dealers who ventured out this paper. Trying to Dodge Him. bottle for sale at all drag an should be like life aire "A man's open Deciding to Invest In this they entered me how lo run my business?" com see Redd Whenever I Blsck on the upper East Side Tuesday store. Adv. barroom and had the drink supplied. "Oh, I'm the manager of the batl down the street In his rsr I have book." observed Miss by a mob of house "but were set upon waa "Ol tell ye what," said Tat, as he sur team, t notice you in Ihe bleachers ing "Yes," Cayenne; found they were Where) to dodge him. wives when It me unsolicited themcare so to few Interest measure. handing "There's occasionally the people flowing veyed Greene I aer. You've one of bia First Student (counting change) onions at IS cents per pound Belling a a thriher." advice." book la selves Isn't that so we'd bet only enough here for wan. and potatoes at 9 and 10 cents per Hey, waiter! Where do you get these creditors, I suppose. ter put It up for a grammar com pet I ON. SHE WAS pound. The peddlers were driven Canadian dimes? Hsd Clothes Enough. lion, an' the beat man'll get the lot.' you Student Canada, Second SKIN TORTURES from the streets Into hallways of teneThis was agreed to. Patience That girl Bob's engaged where the women tore their. Chump t ments, said Tat to Scotty That Itch, Burn and Scale Quickly Re to Is a great dresser. TTTT "Well, now," clothing and scratched their face. "which would yon say, OI cant take Patrice Is that a fact? lieved by Cutlcora Trial Free. Meantime the push carts were demolthis drink,' or 1H won't take this "Oh. yes; she has a most extensive ished and their contents strewn about GIRLS! GIRLS! TRY IT, 0 drink' Ws&) s?i . It takea about ten minutes to prove wardrobe. the at reels. "I ranna take this drink," replied that a hot bath with Cutlcura Soap "And was It love at first sight with BEAUTIFY YOUR HAIR Scotty. of Bobr Dewey's Estate (25S.OOO. "An' you?" asked Pat of the Cockney, followed by gentle applications "Oh, no; be didn't fsll In love wltb Admiral Dewey's es afford relief will W'sshlnglon. Ointment Cutlcura "I won't take this drink," answered seen her eighteenth la a peti tate was valued at and point to speedy healment of her until be'd the-- latter. gown." for letters of administration Died Make It Thick, CI easy. Wavy, Lusur. tion and Irritation. They Itching ecxetn. CH will said "Ol Well." say, Pat, by bis widow and son, the later re are Ideal for all toilet purpose. iant and Remove Dandruff Real take this dhrink.' " Bored. nouncing claims to executorship and Rook. with mall Ft sample each by And he did. Patience How did you like It In Surprise for You. moving that the widow be appointed Addres postcard, Coflcura, Dpt-- L, the country where you were last sum administratrix. Boston. Sold rrerywhersv Adv. mer? Absurd Wish. Tour balr become light, wavy, flufwish Pa trice WoiL the people la the Blinks What Is your Fifteen Hundred Killed. abundant and appoara aa soft, lusfy, Jink That I knew as much as my Telephone lines In ne In the rockers on the porch almost bored me Berlin. It Is reported from Copen- - trous and beautiful aa a young girl's United Slsfe during the year 1S12 to death, and when I went to bed the son thinks I do. Judge. Newe after a "Daoderin hair cleanse." Just bsgen, says tho Overseas amounted to yJ232l telle. tonitqultoes completed the boring sgency, that 1.600 persons wero killed try this moisten a cloth with a Illtlo It's a fortunate Ihfng for one hslf and 3.004 wounded In an explosion of Danderlne and carefully draw It After rnsrrlsre has opened a Mind the world Ihst the other half doesn'l at Archangel. Russia. through your hair, taking one smalt ammunition Net a Manufacturing Plant. lover's eyes be Is entitled to sympathy know how It Urea or why. The damage is placed at 60,000,000 strand at a time. This will cleanse Redd Where does be live? the balr of dust, dirt and excessive oil Ma I Me I eli't goin' to take any rubies. WTTrtrf, TTTfJ PTtACfl t4 rvrf wwian GreeneIo Brooklyn. re and In Just a few momenta yoa have) IwalUi and i hey more music lesson. "What's his business?" Would Renounce Reserve. bromtht to ynn ! ry Dr. Pile's doubled the beauty of your balr. Prow-titnot? Her Mother Why on. Take Favorite "I guess he's Interested In the fnanuEver si nee the discovery of Rcheel tfl Reed Smoot Senator Washington. a there's and In Besides beautifying the hair at once, this twIWiM, Malxle I don't see any use pay has Introduced a bill to change tho of antomoWie tires." 1775 that unc acid waa found within the lor ail fsctnre safe end certain a twlco dissolve every particle of one dollar Danderlne that think profewsor make most ing eminent "What agree that?" yon physicians body national came of the Mokuntuweap the chmnte wee kwi wa, do"Because be told me be owned a week Just to come here and tiake love monument In the state of Utah to dandruff; cleanse, purifies and Invigthat rheumatism is Missed by K; also and p" rremnfa, to sir ter. orates the scalp, forever stopping itchrnimf to the set. Dwlilbolid rabber plaoL many distressing syrnpVrtn aa headLittle Zion national park. and Invlrnrst tip. trntben, ing and falling hair. ache, pain in bark, stomach distress, n "run-dowor d"lire eTTT A 8ad Blew. written feet and ankles, guilt, etc. Matter t Keep Dark. woman. It rf:nlV and as--. Swede Resent Attack. Bot what will pi ess yoa most will "When do ymi expect a report from ail the natural inrwHfmwhat I meant by mending It was Dr. Pierce of the Invalids' Hotel, lte Swedish Tho governbo after a few weeks' use when yoi "llenry, Stockholm. At imt peflod In b Mrs. Twobble. the vice commission? Buffalo, N.Y, who discovered a new eg-fences?" asked for Berlin will .ked poittlesl ment has actually ee new balr fine and particulars woman a a rfnirs special "That's hard to aay?" eaBnd Amirie, a bsrmk-- w remedy "Thst mesne a variety of set l Titles," at first yea but really totile arl tKTTlrm. of the alnktng of the Swedish motor-shidowny of a off tbelr make will Sucre "Didn't meals before that if taken they If tin t a tird or frtVtd repllwl Mr, Twobble, "bat seldom anycarry which became hair growing all over the scalp. If Hamilton, Hugo " to Favorll the uric arid from the srstetn and in Wr,mr tnm Investigations?" a candidate desire fo have pubSunday through an offi- yu care for pretty, soft hair aad lots T"n will Sad It thing "No. They were alt woefully dis knows here from this wsy the peine and erbea, the creskf lYiiptton. lished In the IS ewnt bottl of of It, surely get Berlin. tn xrt cial foil, report inmM and all the distressing symptoms or lepiid form appointed. They didn't find any vice la ubiet tM from any atoro Hon now K Danderlne 's of rbeumstjm and ober mlt- - disworth mentioning. Bss Betrayal. Bower Break Arm, and Jast try IL Adv. Yon wfT) ewap) snany IT1 and fWf a ibis You ran youreasily prove appear. "Why l Maude crying so?" levelmd. Pat Moore, tha MemTaika Through It. self, by obtaining Am trie at alavwt any tt- - dull fcoevla'-M- . tho livr. If vo her father can't beer "IVesu Although the avorsg" msn rosy -, bantamweight, broke an arm phis 10for a IVrrw f Dr. wiil tiMsy-apj-- i. Utttiri Yeast IVm't yon think your wife tr4 dreg store, or and be rm Into the Jsmes Jones, of when to stop, be seldom dor It. round know fourth the in nirht of of the Jaw Tuesday convinced thi trial packagm. Try H and be has a noe for news? rrwrm jnrt when the psrrot was sayroV of lalep. sod eaii-- f Jack with tefrround scheduled bis go that Annrie is many times more avtive !tet- - Yoi ran oMt-- t at drn More ing to ItMlf, "Well. Jtist one more, Ciimsonheak Sore thing. Why, Pome people tell the truth only whef Wolf of th e rity. The decision was lhaa b'h'a and eUaaiMUs vm acid aa bo tK- -- vet In vials t"t &Hj-fwl!e all the news from her that way. lie won't answer the purpose. r"1 get Wolf. Jimmy given to re. lets. atct BaeiU sugar. aac.lor in. l iercea . Shipping Fever nt e 60-ce- o es i Austro-Iiungarla- n ot infor-mstio- n. r. ooe-Inll- ar El? r s. Uric Acid! tr-n- rwii di" nt p inr. e-- nd ly new-psper- lsvi llent m 'eaaa |