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Show SUNDAY ON THE FARM. Delights the Town Man Misses on His Life's Journey. Sunday mornings years ago, when but a littlo lad, I used to come and salt the sheep in this Bit me Held with dad, The little clouds that floated round 1 thought were bits of wool;und cairn The sky was blue as 'tin an beautiful. Now dad la Rone, and mother, too; they ll up on the hill. Just by that clump of popple trees beyond the old red mill: on and you For Time has kept and I are men. And little Robbie thinks the thought There la a way of trifling that costs a heap of money. Lumbago and Sciatica On nd it may put you on crutches, with loss of time and money. EST to-da- y that I was thlnkin' then. There's a brown thrasher In tha tree that stands there on the knoll. ImlUs Just hear the little tyke mortal soul! Our preacher says that man alone has got a soul, but yet. What pretty critters God has mad, and - A Professional Nur Tells Her Ejc Kidney Pills. i, aerlenoe AVKh loan's Montague, Mass. Buffalo, N. Y. Co., I Gentlemen I heartily wish those who are suffering from backache and disturbed action of the kidneys would try Doan's Kidney Pllla. As was the t case with me, they will be more than urprlsed with the results. I bad been troubled for years with my spine. I could not lie on either side. Spinal cramps would follow, and words could not explain the agowy which I would endure. While In these cramps I could not speak or move, but by making a great effort after the cramp had left mo I could begin to speak and .soove a little, but my whole back was ao sore and lame that I could not even have the back bathed for some time. My nerves were in a terrible tat e. I would rather sit up at night than go to bed, dreading the cramps and the terrible backaches. I consulted physicians, but got only a little relief for the time being. Seeing your advertisement, my mother urged me to try" Doan's Kidney Pills. After Iteter-Mllbur- n loves 'em, too, t'JJ bet! I know Hie city pretty well, I lived there once a while, But I was the homeslckeat boy you'i meet in many a mile, The very horses on the street looked sad. It seemed to me. There wa'n't no colts round nor lambs as I could see. So when in June the breezes blew across the pralried west, and told 'em I had got packed my grip enough, I yutnsd! Of course there's city folks who keep their faith In God and man, Though if they stay there all the while I don't see how they can! X St. Jacobs Oil The Cockroach. Funny little cuss, Drugging through the butter-He- re, you blunderbuss! Baked unto a frazzle In the apple pie See the little cockroach With your eagle eye! See the little cockroach. Npte his scrajntly skate Frolics In the pantry With his foxv mate! in the Swimm!r.s prune sauce, Ducklnif in the milk, See the little cockroach And his vexing ilk! See' the little cockroach Loses off his head Fried Into the pancake, Insect Moulded quadruped! In the sponge cake, In the syrup keg See the little cockroach Minus one hind leg! See the little cockroach In the oyster soup! StrugKlIng with the oyster; Tries to loop the loop! Gobbled with a relish By the hungry man. See the little cockroach Catch him If you can! " ' ' Scared for Minute. "Oh, I'm so relieved," she said, after reading the telegram which her husband bad sent her from home. "I scorned to have a premonition when the messenger said it was for me (bat It would say that our maid had left us. But it's nothing. The baby fell down stairs this morning and broke her arm. Thatr all." irl . ". . 4 .4 bt-o- - n - br la I-- A SMALL, HOT av et-tZ- boat vWlttareblleO. The Last of tha Punsters, fir Francis Durnaod, one of tha best that kara lived. Is also one k.nir eX tba tasL Pons, as Ttob Acres reform of speech, another of marked fcata bad their lay. There was a time this form of humor. In the bands eon- - al- most wrecked a society event In Gotham! Lucky It wasn't a 6mall, hot mouse or the said society event would have looked like the wreck of the Hesperus in seven seconds! i 4 Louie's Neck. went oud home yesterday to spend mit a Sunday py my brndder Bill and dor old folks! "Und BUI he tlnk it Is besser as we go In swimming py der Ieetle crick yet, chust like we did ofer by de years of our childrenshood. "So I sez "yah to mine brndder and we went down py der leetle crick, und we took our clothes off py de sand, and chust as we vas vadlng Into der vater, I noticed that my bnidder Bill's neck was dirtier as mine, and I set: "Villlam." I scz. ViIIlam. I notioa alreddy dat your neck which Is py 6m dirtier as iifas)! undressing shown, Vy is clot?' " 'Vy Is dot?' asked my brndder BfH Vy, I?at. pack agin. 'Vy Is dot? donn you: forget dot J am free years rider as yau arer "I 4 Retribution. "You would thinX a woman very Im modest lha elevated her fwt as hlKh as a man's V:k, wt.nldn't you?" asked resting on the top r.lngs, hl cilf-s'iiirim of Han grocery More stove. "Scandalous!" admitted el rfeaeon rLindestlncly taking a bite of dried codfish when thf crocer wasn't look FRAUDS to-da- t l 1.. frr ,i,ie t.t run in U y li pt1 m. " il:,; r ww i And I .. reu, id t auair run to n.rratl'a Memory. Bar- aen Mr. Lawrence bare 200 Visitors Mrsolva what I iwy," eontfntied Clngs. "but It's what a man gets these cold nights for filling the rwvers!" V C "That's One Ring, P tea sahappened at a ball. Aweary from enthusiastic trlpHng In tns mary dance, she asked for a. cfeaJr. Sink- - ri-(vB- n T. -' PHOKB ftVtf. Members Salt Lake Mining f xchiirje OFPICtJ R00r1j D.F.WALKtR BL'K. H HEAOQUARTtR y2H-2l- B 2 SALT LAXZ CITY UT- 41 - IN A BALE OF HAY. Miners' and Prospectors Supplies,. Commnn aaoT Iron) Prlin Flck 5ory j nl Oak. Tan and Viel Itarloy LmllMr Italt. loci Kuhlr Hlt1na- WhM. bwrrowat one-hal- awd Ilasln Haml I ps-Bad wi! hr Miaat ilal Rohbrr CarhltK) Caltna Hatlit; I'lrka and Minr la! liohbrr I'lpa nl Kopr Naliaj IUmmn.il I'lrk llHndlaa: Itlapkatnltli Wrrnchn; Ortlla, Hlorka l'lp and Iia: Mtoe Kail. to SO lt. Iron Itoo(lnBa; Hurrrtl'i Toole lor MeohanlMt rina Hloara and HnMi I tnnalla and Ualvanlzad Witra; Wol Itoola and lulhltic; "Atoontalnar" voralls. tort. rnpvadiBM hoi let tod, Ctr-ral- tea f htniitv of vi atch rne. AseUi'H Ir.iM f the wnn fakir is to aivirtJt l wnlch as a solid g nld dcM-rlhc- d alto I xritrh with a twenty o twenty-livyear guaran ler. Tlieso watchca are wnt C. C. Ir.and If tae purchas has rtil for the WUh he finds that the Company which, guaranteed LU watch, te wear is not in enumre. The Iclwr-llaraixieWateh Comnanv of Canton, Ohio, who are constantly en- prming tiirw irawis. will liirnian th namin of t!m tnrnf:i turer who are to this questionable bcnincM. !; 50,000 of Frankfort has for an automobile department. FARMERS am STOCRMEM Wc own rmm trvl ( fan ni4imn m fdm in, as AHERICAtlS WCrTC WCLCOMCO ly Firemen. Autos for The (Jerman city voted f.r,t m) marks ''dltlon to the Pre fie-tta- asi Url-low- okta e (res-eral- ar n rb - Her-rl- - so-cret- taken out and the lead will bo found secreted behind them. These canes are madn bv companies who prof.iss to be honest hot furnish) the mnini lo- llie dishonest to tlin public. It Is not pleasant for nnyoiio u tlnd that he 1ms HJpwu a lump or lead tn his watel rai. Another trick the makers of spurious solid rold watch ohwh ia to stamp the ca 'U. S. Asiwy." The United States does not nliiDD any article mada out of cold and silver eneept coin, and the fakir, by tislnrr Iblsiiamp. wants to tbake the pvbtio bei,'rt)'ihnl thofaovertiment had something ae A sUlt tlm stamping or guaranteeing Bar TO pl Western mi Canada DURIHO LAST. YCAfl. Thay are aotHed aad srttKac on tba Grain and aatlafiad. Crtnsc Laoda. and ara proaperoua and Sir Wiltrod Laarior racenilr said: "A newetat haa rhwa om tha antuoo, and il ia toward it that tba land of hi ancesevery unmitiaat who a home for himself bow tors aa coin and taraa his gaaa" Caaada. Thara ia eklan Room for Millions. FREE llacatrtda giroa wf, Coorxbrw. KaJIwBfs. Market,. pmSt by lainc anr arorytktloa; to Ua doalred. yard. ol twenrtna ftchootSt. CUnaavte 'M for fvr taia aa4 atmk. h!mtt For dawrioia Alia and other Information, fw r4 tilt o'lr tKl.h IW,tt. haprintnleni Immlcrarion. Ottawa, Cat 0mn 4 Lia Hotk Commit n. to.UL eaplf firmer' or anthmirwd Canadian 0wmmenl Afenl-- " aa. 014 -- CtuMi, iiy Bulitwc. r FLOUR KKNI. DAVIkS. K(M)MkD'.NN BI.OCK. CKN. 1RAL AVENUE. OREA1 FALLS, MONTANA. Sacred llcart Academy OGDEN. UTAH. OGDEIl'S DEST -- PHOEKIX ot tbe engineers and firemen. Upon one occasion, it Is related, a large daddy lion sat upon a station platform when a tassener train arrived. The ttatlon master and the porter were there, also Inside of the Hon. Under these circumstances we should say that being a railroad station agent In Africa must be hazardous. Spectacles In Flour Barrel. The other day a Brockton, Mass., woman discovered that she had lost ber spectacles. She looked all over tba house from the attic to the cellar, TWO WEXKS LATER. and even went to several of the neigh bora, where she had been the day tag Into it, she looked p at him and before. In fact she hunted for there lisped gratefully: "Yon are a Jewell" until after 11 o'clock at night A day "No, t am a Jeweler," be responded or two afterwards she went to mix - - - and as she leaned over "I have Just set the Jewel!" some tnost Ol loom all farawell to takedough, them Despite a Is assumption, be has had eoroe flour out of the barrel aad fcfterward no call in a Jeweler to settle the mat to he scooped up the glasses that she by asm, , l.'iivafnaklng Letter ia Loa- - had walked let. maw.mile to Hp M"""" DISTAMCS ing. lt SOUC1TBO. e AND- HIGH PATENT MADK J. 8V OGDEK WILLIN8 & ELEVATOR CO. flsSlR OOOtN, UTAH. Coadadatf by SISTERS OF THE HOLY CROSS, IND rOR CATALOQUf. GAPSIGUU VAS ELIIIE mm Of anf trr rrfof ian4wtv wtats auutartf A lake Hui OOBRBSPOMOSNCa We offer special inducements nd liberal conimisaiorte to out of town correspondent. Our book of Information "How To Speculate," mailed free. LOsa Frauds in Watch Cases. According to an article In tho Cincinnati Commercial, a fifty-onpound stono was recently found in that cit v secreted In a balicf havof ciirlitv nouutis. This is not as bad as finding a lump of lead of nearly f the weipht of the solid pold watch caso bvreted iu the cen ter of the rase. Gold watch cases are sold bv welirht. and tioone can se where this lead is until the springs of tho cae are n af Theodora Hook or II. J. Byron, raised tba publio with laughter. The I would be aabltoal f unster of shunned Ilk leper by his acqualnUsees. ' cinn Peward. $100. t "l TVt Mln of fhla fOR. CASH.- We have a department tor buylnir speclsl and selling Stocks and Bc)ud for Immndlate dellv. investors and bankers will erjr. savs time snd monef br filing us their orders la that line. . Rich Soil of China. Agriculture Is comparatively easy work In China. Tbe soli Is so rich that a square mile of it is capable of supporting a population of 4,000. DOO. A small, hot dog Is said to have -- f BOVCNT AND SOLD ON MAR. To Wash China Silk Dresses. China silk dresses may be quite successfully washed. Remove all spots with Then wash In warm soapsuds, rubbing between tho hands, rinao throuph several waters. Use Ivory Soap and do not rub the soap on the dress. Wring as dry as possible, wrap iu a sheet or clean cotton cloth and. when partially dry, irou. MLKANOU K. PAltftLU. ppt-n,- Kecord-Ileral- a' C1N OR. ben-sin- e. b.-r- e riaiAliJ PROVISIONS. STOC KS Prohib'ts Export of Game. By an edict of the Minfster of Agriculture in Hungary, the exportation of living game or eggs Is prohibited. we Co. tt lkTJV jrocK.Bonp$;' no doubt receive universal endorsement. ; , rwti FARMERS ORGANIZE. What promises to bocomo a most powers ful factor In the produce markets and from which farmers will reap immense benefit, took life In the organization of the Farmers Grain and Live Stock Commission Co., at Chicago, 111. This Company will handle shipments of grain and stock at all the primary markets, will have feeding stations for stock, and will oerato elevators, eta The project has a strong bucking from Influential fanners and business men and will J Inter-Mountai- Price, 25c. and 50c. will cure surely, promptly. See the pesky cockroach! 4 We've had our troubles, wife and T; using one box I was better, and have buried littlo Dot; ver since been on the gain. I have Upon that slope we mndo her gtsve a grepn and sunny spot: f bo backache and no cramps now and And Death will never more to m seem J I foel like a new person. terrible and grim, My nerves seen little girl are better and I know my blood is SinceupI have at him. my J purer. Words cannot express my often now I come out here and set thanks to you for what Doan's Kidney And me down a spell. nils have done for me. In my work WhereseemrustPn' leaven and wavln' grain "All Is well." ; as profepslonal nurse 1 have a chance I wish thatwblsp'rln" all who'd like to feel their to recommend them; and thoy did me dead are safe from harm. l with me and so much good that I will do so on Could come out a Sunday at the farm. very possible occasion. In F. L. Itose Chloago . HATTIE nillGIIAM. Kurse. Good After Century's Use. ' Doan's kidney jnlls "re sold at 50 A hotHO In Isleboro, Me., more than cents per box. Address Vosier- torn Tilburn Co., IlufTalo. N. Y., for a free a ceuiury pld, has just down and not only was the frsmo of j trial box. clear hwn pine, but the boards ar. ; Poyal Mausoleum. the rotf, walls and floors were of A mausoleum baa been erected clear pine from sixteen to twenty close to the Peter-Pau-l cathedral In Inches wide. Those boards were PL Petersburg, where In future all the The found to be perfectly sound. members of the czar's family wiy be two floors were laid doubf. The 'tprled. shelves In the. closets and pantries anfl The Meeting of the National Irrigation were also vory wide and thick oricl-nal free tfdn knots. The perfectly Congress. walls on the shaved pine shingles "To be held at El Paso. Texas, this fall, were sound, but worn quite Ihln by promises to bo of great Interest to the storms of a fuK century. country, Jwollers In will be made by AmerBrides Who Percw In Trees. ican and foreign Irrigation authorities. Cbfwa the Iolos of Wet-terAmong a An Interesting program, including on bride Is tiro for It tbe enptomary genulno Mexican bull fight, will be on, to herself Inpftrc For wedding morning citizens. further the given by formation regarding date of above the highest branch of a large tre. meeting, railroad fares, etc., addrens while the other female members of C. F. Warren, room No. 411, Dooly her family cluster on the lower limbs. btoek. Salt Lake City, Utah. Whon all are armed with sticks. stationed the brlgrnom duly Eastern Coasts the Healthiest. clambers up- the tree, aRnalIet on all ; Throughout the West Indies and sides by blows, puxhes and pinches peninsula of Florida the prevailing from the dowagers, and it Is iret ua-tl- l winds are from due east, which makes he has broken through their fnc the eastern coasts very healthy, while and captured the bride that he l ali en the west const, whore these trade off. lowed to carry winds art not so constant, the climate la less salubrious. Where Lions Are Plentiful. who bpcime enthusiastic Feoplc PR. COFFEE of big game will be over the pursuit DleOOver Mild etemedlee That ft tore raHaM to Blind People. MO Oood glad to learn that a large Increase recent lions has of African i DrW.a Ooffe. a roM oculist. the supply kealaea, low. be. dlaroverofl mild ly been noticed by travelers, enpociau tttarK, eye et uedtcia. Uutt people can we in their and ear totnreeW. Scum. Ornulat-- l ly In the Sabl district-- A correspond Irae Lid, tilorrs om the free. We Sore fcyes sod ent of the Westmlnsttr Gazette say Lot htm ct ejetrvoblo, txui printed M.000d4Of bnw It Is common to see a troop of twt nty I.r. Caa e Diiw MotM , --rod of tola or thirty lions galloping over tfte hills. rerr frw to ;ererr reder the T and they frequently get upon tbe rail This oc Ksils bow to ourhts for ootid tr-bow - Wtaoeeaa UTped way tracks, to tbe bitter discomfort a small e cHeee-tmv eU eue T tot tie book, Vt. tWred Wrl Neglect iiof mbnti! ! an4 will aot aliatcr tha ami 4aH-and evraiiv 1a ara oo4rfiL ll will qailitrM of itila trtk la t aa4 reliera tamtiacba era. nnp taa V ranoffimral ll aa tha atea aafaa aitwraal eBtr-lrritr- t a4 aa aa atlaraal fwtmif tot raiaa In lha ail rhaaaiatia. aralci aa4 anil stomach ia fmlt ewakta. A trial ill arava W hl Kmim tot H, a4 M will M tnmnA ln)-" I M a aav it hla la tha fcawhM. wplw f lh Wt wt all roar raaaratiawi.' ftitm 1W atbar 4aotar. at FMtt. al all 4rat this aatmtat a la aoMaaa tiamr tr4ii( hr mtil. Slo artiela aal4 rilaan4 a a aa imrttl hf tha aahiia antwaa tha aaaa aarriaa aar lahL asaharwia ll la aal fasaiaa. Mm. coM . CfiESfftojan IT Steta SVtraat. Nt VMt other a4atr. akin. Demirtd tha Utah Hand Made Hera. Collar front your deala Su fxia-allart- nf made: never trouble ka. bl at al ria have) 1 t perlos mav to tha ohlna made) You will with hame hold We tears the Itarbwr Traa la 8 We he n4 WwlHnaa, Write for eanleeteM ktun MtP IwTa Cva St , com ac. HEW PEIISIDI1 LAWS I a aw 'Li- - LaS a CTT, Pvaab A" BtmroBD, Apr., a HATH Waaklmto, I. V- - iI2 tl r |