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Show Steam Rooms at Seashore. International Commerce. WOULD NOT SAY "NO." of the great mass of manufactures which enter into inter- Hjv Polite Individual Avoided Abnational commerce are composed of rupt Denial. iron and steel, copper and cotton, of Everybody knows the man who la which we are the world's largest pro- careful never to say "No" abruptly in ducers, and for the manufacture of answer to a question. "No" is a hard which we have facilities at least equal word, but one may sometimes be to those of any other country. made ridiculous by a reluctance to ut ter it. says an exchange. A certain man who bad this habit was once met by two ladlei who had been discussing the peculiarity, and one of the pain was less. He began to gain she was positive she and i a well boy, his life saved by them said that him could make say, "Oh, no," flatly. Dorr's Kidney Pills. him thus:, "Let me addressed So she Kv. received the I IIcpdlbs Miu.8, free trial of piii. They did me great see, Mr, Smith, you are a widower, p.re you not?" "As much a widower, good. I had Madder trouble, compelling ine to get up often during night. Now madam," he answered, with a polite I sleep well ; no pain In neck of bladder; of his head, "as it is possiinclination also headache. in for a man to bo who has never Sain L. back is gone, ble Hill. married." The lady had to own herself beaten. Mobile Register. Seashore bathing - establishments that have added steam rooms to their equipment have found that the outlay .has been more than repaid by the Increased patronage. In the places that have Installed steam rooms all the comforts of a Turkish bath are added to the surf bathing. Three-fourth- s ; Handful Servant Girl 'M . , . STRAIGHT TO THE SPOT Aching backs are cased., nip, back, and loin pains overcome. Swelling of the limbs, rheumatism, and dropsy signs to-da- y vanish. brick-dus- t They correct urine with sediment, high colored, excessive, pain In passing, dribbling, frequency. Doan's Kidney Pills dissolve and remove calculi and gravel. . Relieve heart palpita- tlon, sleeplessness, 1 headache, nervousness. Doan's Kidney Teli Cut, Ind. I received the free trial of Doan's Kidney Pills. They are splendid. I had an awful pain in my back ; on taking the pills the pain left me right away and I feel, like a new man. Stephen Schaefor. Mrs. Addie Asdrews, R P. D. No. 1. Brodhead,- Wis., writes : I received the free' trial of Doan's Kidney Pills with much benefit. My little nephew was suffering terribly with kidney trouble from scarlet fever. Two doctors failed to help him and he finally went into Doan's spasms. His father gave-hiKidney Pills and from t,ho second dose XA raits SO CIMTS NAMC. . O..... - s ).miiivmiMnS Warning Against Celibacy. At Cherry Point. Northumberland county. Virginia, is the grave of Iratls Anderson, who died Aug. 11, 1823, age 44 years 6 months and 12 days. His epitaph states that: "He was a worthy and estimable man, a kind neighbor, a faithful friend and a good citizen. In other relations of life he might have been equally praiseworthy, but he died a bachelor, having never experienced the comfort of being a husband and father. This situation he found so comfortless that In his last will he directed this stono to be placed over his remains, wlh an inscription warning all young men from Imitating an example of celibacy which yielded no other eventful fruits but disappointment and remorse. Inscribed at his roquest by Lis friends." STATC For free trial box. mall this coupon to l.'o., buttalu, V V. If abors spare in lnsufllulcut, writ address on seps. . Pnuor-Mllbur- n rats (Up. MEDICAL AIV1CE FREE, V. NOW READY A Strong and Realistic Story SHERRODS 5fe. By GEORGE BARR McCUTCHEON Author of "GRArsTARK." "CASTLE CRAXEVCKOW lu an cullrcly dllleruut velu froni his former wurks. To faro r. Cold in On Iay. Take Laxttuve liroiuo Quinine Tablets. All iruggtaturuf uail money if it fails to cur, i&c. etc. , The scene is in Clay County, Indiana. The tale begins with the Idyllic love of a young farmer and a girl teacher, which culminate in a marriage that brings perfect bliss in spite of poverty and hard work. The development of an intricate plot, worked out in a masterly manner, keeps the interest of the reader at the highest tension, as one follows the awakening of ambition in the young man, his life in Chicago where be rises rapidly in his profession, his first downward step, the frightful entanglement into which his weakness leads him,, up to the tragical end which brings into high relief the characters of two noble women.' Ml first-rat- e American Story, fall of Action and Interest. "Like other of the successful books which have had enormous sales. It has that Indefinable something; about It which t w s tortus possess, aud mLUcU forces a book Into universal popularity." e illustrations by CT D. WILLIAMS. Full-pag- PRIOB, 91. BO DODD, MEAD 2L COMPANY, Publishers. NEW YORK He Knew Chamberlain. Gen. De Wet was recently asked by 1 Home Treatment fares. Write for free Hat If too cannot ca.lL symptom Consultation rree. SMOKES. Weak Wect.r di- ennti-loaTO- U KB TillC VEHT 1'EHdON WK WANT T TALK TO. Ws hare proeo our skill In earing CHRONIC dlsssses br publishing the tnanr voluntary from borne people, givinf names, pictures and addresses. A lestl-BKinl- we can't orn rvBES rriMn IISKA.ES u. W. ORIS. Cured Pay When a first tYIen If yon suffer from snr of the eaknees or sease caused bjr tsnotance, dllpation or DR. and then as RKaSOJIAHI.E KKE when joo too are cured. Yon can depend upon our word, thousand! of pattern have Indorsed us. K W WANT TVJ t L" K K ToC with tbe diNOW, stort amleratandinc tbst wo will not demand a I KK unlit we enre oo. This sppilea to Lost Man- hood. rsnrito Weakness, reruiatorrhea, blaesaes of tbe Prostrate i.laod, Lnnamral Ixisses, Contracted Iust.rders. itiiure. at.. 1'visoa, and all WEAKNESSES of ( Vsii-cocel- e, rillVAir: Ilenc we tnen. Beeaoee It would bntraj confidence. OFFICE IIOCR.4: 9 s. m. to 4 p. m.j Evening. hare to prove our skill In this elaas of troubles In I to ; Sundays, lu a. nt. to 12. our Is bis another waj. l plan; W. etCONO SOUTH T. & ft ALT CITT, UTAM. 1 DRS. SHORES SHORES, Specialists. Itm ybursfora ClearHead BROMO-SELTZE- Rs an interview what he thought o! Mr. Chamberlain. "He ought to grow a beard," said the famous Doer leader. "He "Why a beard?" was asked. shaves too close," repliod De Wet with a grunt, and then went on to tell about the impossibility of driving a good political bargain with the co lonial secretary. New York Times. Mrs. Wlnslow's Hootblng; Kyrrr.' For chl.dren teetblcg. softens tbe sums, r duces te aammaUuD,auss pain, cures wind colic 3fes uolUa. Considerate Father. In New South Wales dwells a witty farmer who Inherited from his father Tho the patronymic of "Stealing. surname carries a nasty, suggestion, and so our farmer has determined to soften it for his prog' eny. His daughter hat Just been christened, and he got around the surname by giving her the Christian name of Worth. Worth Stealing, but surety that la clearly an encourage ment of kidnaping. rUTNAM FADELESS DYE3 pro duce the brightest and fastest colors. light-hande- d R K MUNKITTR1CK The domestic servant never blossomed more brightly and conspicuously in every possible point of view than she does at the present time. That she challenges criticism and actually disarms it is a fact that is quite as well known as, that one and one make two. That she Is anxiously awaiting an opportunity for mental and intellectual development cannot be denied by the most skeptical people in the land, be they employers or not, if they will but take sufficient interest in the matter to give it but a superficial glance in passing. It must be admitted by the most prejudiced person that the serving damosel reveals ordinary ambition when she avails herself of every opportunity to practice upon her mistress' piano or mandolin. Therefore, she should be encour aged to develop her musical talents, ia the hope that she may ripen Into a fireside genius capable of rendering bponr ana Schumann In such a manner as to cause her to frown on the policeman and the butcher's acolyte. and at the same time teach her to put a finer quality of energy Into the cen trifugal stroke under which the buck wheat cake leaps into Ineffable beauty Bjxd the pork and beans sparkle until, to the astronomical mind, they are the very Castor and Pollux of the kitchen. It should be the duty of every member of every woman's club from one end of tho country to tho other to provide a clavier for her cook to practice upon, and to impress the importance of this move upon all her friends, to the end that the Intellectual side of the pot and kettle Joan of Arc's romantic nature may have an opportunity to develop along intellectual lines. On a glorious spring morning toward the close of May 200 years ago a momentous historic event took place In a very quiet way, with not even a chronicler to describe the details. Woodland, water and a cloudless sky formed Uie framework of the picture, the foreground of which was occupied with a number of boats sailing on the surface of a broad river and manned with warriors, oddly drcsncd and wrangling among themselves In loud tones. They were the famous "Bombardier" regiment which had achieved feats of prowess a few weeks before during the battle with tho Swedes, and their "captain" was the most imposing figure of them all. sitting In the prow of a stout vessel ahead of the rest. The weather was bright and bracing, and the breeze caused the face of the blue, broad Neva to wrinkle, as It lost itself In the Finnish gulf. The "captain" stood with his back to the sea, gazing at tbe smiling Islands In front, which were literally covered with dense forest s; Indeed, had It not been men on the for the boats he might hare fancied himself in a country theretofore unvisited by man. The whole district. Swedish down to a couple of weekt before, had recently been taken by the Russian troops. The "captain" now landed on the most pleasantly situated and attractive of the Islands, and, with a fierce-lookin- nolny-tongue- d g, . Seals Being Exterminated. American acd Canadian fishermen are exterminating the seals on the Prlbyloff Islands, near Alaska. Just for the sport of the thing tbey shoot the animals Instead of spearing; the bod les sink, and the breeding teals are "I Just read In paper that a cow frightened away by the tolne. swallowed S5 in bills, and that the owner Immediately had her butchered, and got back $70 In currency which could be redeemed, said George V. WestcotL drummer, at the Hotel Poster, "and that reminds me of an LiWU experience that a friend of mine had ta!n the out In Denver with a cow which I ramli. Pnlnam Fale fye Mare elaanly. as they iibt far ahwsd cf the old fashioned ryee as electricity is cf a Bosh to rtre wcol or cotton equally ell. and lrnrsnt-rDls nor spot the kettle, tmnall lOo packae-- Colore either ail, reit. Itrmm CO, VnionvflU. Mo. consider little short of remarkable. Jfadoleas Dyes are for sale by good drueglate everywhere, or mailed direct at iOo a package. MONK OK fJRVO trjct "He had a large ranch on Clear creek. Just above Denver, and kept quite a herd of cattle there. Clear DRUNKENNESS To trore the beaiinc aod creek, as you know, runs down from .11 L,- -i 1 I I alflV 1 I 4jaW Clear,sing pwer rf l'astlne Georgetown, through a rich placer disToilet Antiseptic se IS THE MAN WHO WEAK trict, and brings with it all the washCURED. insil a large trial parkar. with hook of Instmettons ings and tailings of the ft amp mills, ahenlately free. 1 hisa Is not which contain conM'lerabJe gold In a a tint samjile. but lsrsl per k ftjr. enough tc cm The Keeley fnstilate. fine state. In fart, there is so much of of lie Tain. Tinee anfon AY urn Ti all orey th that ppte In Denver, when they It country sr ftsifing Pattlne for what . bard up, can always pan out tl a ASSAYS. I get Rf LIABLE swat rlcne In raf:rt.tlrti ltervinf nvtr It has treat' ttoM n1 Stlser ....fie .1 . Se1it... ment of Ills, female) cutlng day or so from the sands of Clar .1 W S. il r. f np't.. Let all Inflarrniatlon anJ t)ischrg. l Ust as a anal! ss si urns ee re pies. crek. Prompt rlourhe, fr.r aore tbrost, nal NCj cjut.r&ntee.we' boxk. cf c)enlng l tartar "Well, this row that 1 started to tell catarrh, as a montn wsh and to retnoTe Oden Assay Co. a . card and whiU'O onv.,coi. today; postal Snl tie teeth, t. eihad graz?! nlor-- the bank of about e Wl S VI All lt i,l rlo. 11 I. wTnTllTs al t La ke N o. 41. I9Q 3 ko)4lr for gond rr any years, and sent wefMM hf we, SO creek the rwr ere rtrwegfstenr T9 irrjtaUons rente, large Imi. Patlataetloa gnarssusd. t a landmark slout ther , sort was a fka evarA aire rf IUE K. I'sXtnn t o, niMtsn, Mass, so lolatnbas Ae. My friend was 'quite pprak. li tl , i . i ii U a lilt on account of th rich, ct her iV ItiUI .lf ryfSTrsrvresa. proud fn Use Itest 7n.p. T"sk4. . . . . .. r .' J k eosnr. a. p,. yellow milk that fhe used to give, and A J. towii cq. ne "TOWta When Answering Advertisements ICPOWTft. CAM. CANIAM tg.Lsffs. one day when she died suddenly Kindly Mention Thit Paper. bad about it. felt We have the innM complete Ore Testing Plant ia the United States fcf the testing f ores of sll characters by any of the modem methods o( ora treatment. We determine the best anil most aconxmiical method of treatine ores and eontrsct to design, erect aad turn over la complete working order Ore Milling Plants of any description, and guarantee efbuency and capacity. Our Catakigue No. 39 describes tbis depsruneat fully. Offlcs h Works, ttn ft Larimer 8ts. THE F. M. DAVIS IRON WORKS CO. DENVER. COU). U. S. A. Katallarirlcal Dep't, 1737 Champ St, ORE TESTING mm When she can read an,d apprecjatt like a Bostonlan the Sage of Con. cord's "My Garden" she will slice the cucumbers with a rarer uniform. t Ity and skin the potatoes with a finer eense of economy as regards the thick ; ness of the peelings. She will realize that string beans do not grow upon strings, and that bean poles haven'l. roots; also that breakfast food is not, v as a rule, predlgested on the vine. When she has learned to find pleas ure in Emerson, and Browning, give her a course In Ornar Khayyam, until J her haughty spirit reeks with Persian pomp and philosophy and she wakes in tho fnr-- t that thfi Dollceman is a mere myrmidon, that the afternoooL," off Is a delusion and a snare, and that , in attempt to borrow her mistress hat, even when successful, Is a trl- umph, so called, that proves upon an- alysls to be hollower than the hollow-es- t mockery. Teach her to piay moonlight sonatas on the mandolin If you would have your coffee made nrlght, and. furthermore, teach her to appreciate the., luminous beauty that will live forever In the rippling gold of Andrea del Sar- - J to, If you would have your liver and bacon dance hand In hand in your fancy to the Dorian mood of flutes and soft recorders. But in refining her with music and literature, that she may become a culuntil inary thing of beauty and a joy month Is un. and not con- - hoe tlnue to bo the mere romantic beast look to it that of burden she is you do not let an accordion or a copyof any cook book fall into her lncar- i nadlned and freckled hands. New York Times. 1 , to-da- y, his officers, was making his the center when a curious sound In the air above arrested his attention. Looking up he beheld a great eaglo flapping its wings noisily, soaring up to a dizzy height and then swiftly descending to a sjiot not far from where be Etood. He did not then know that It was a bird tamed by the men who wore wont to load the boats with timber, but looked upon Its appearance; as a good omen for his undertaking. Seizing a bayonet therefore, he cut out two sods of the turf, placed them one on the other like tbe beams of a cross, then made a wooden cross from two botish-- : and, pressing it Into the "In the name ot sods, exclaimed: Jesus Christ, let there be a church on few of way to this spot, and let Its name be those ot the chief apostles. Peter and Paul! And It was all be had said. Tho chnrch, with Its golden spire, now surmounts the terrible fortress la which many political prisoners have miserably, and the city perished around It Is SL Petersburg, for tho "Captain of the Bombardiers" .was Peter the Great Such Is the legendary tale of tha foundation of the northern Palmyra, which Is said to have been jotted down by an officer of the corps at the time, and to have been laid In a gold caskeL which still lies among the foundations of the fortress. Cows as Gold Mines. wm e FREE TO WOMEN! P5S This departure should be followef by a course each In Browning and; Emerson. ) Czar Guided by Eagle Guaranteed Cure for Piles. Itching. Llind, bleeding cr protruding Tiles positively cured or money refunded. ALLEN w DISCOVERY lor PILES, a new discovery that absolutely cures all kinds cl Tiles. I'repared for Piles only. All Drug Stores, 50c. Sent by mail on receipt cf price. Address Lock iioxSii, Le Koy, ri.Y. CATARRrt TDeafnons. Nose arid Throat Troubles. Eye and Ear Irineaaea, Bruuohlal and Lang' Trouble. Asthma. Stomach, Liter and KJdnef Bladder Troubles. Femaie Cow UnuM.Cbronlo IJIseaaes of Women end Childlalms. ren, lfesrt l'lsease, erous liiseases. Chorea, Iht. Vitus' Iiancei. lUcke's. spinal Trouble, frkln lileeases Kelatlea and Rheumatism. of the Bowels. 11 let. Flstuia and Hectal Troubles. Goitre (or bis; tteck I.. Jllood lk4tax, Tai Worm, liar l'eer, iirsterla. KiMleper, Iriaomnla, slfl., and all Kerrous and Chrouio diseases. A.t. His Bluff Was Called. The crowd was talking about poker, and one man asked: "Did you ever know a man that Is, a man who knew- - how to r!ay poker to open a jackpot when he didn't have openers?" "Yes, once. In Arizona," said Fred Stone, tho Ccarecrow of "The Wizard of Oz." "A chap opened a Jackpot in which a cattleman, a miner, a bartender and myself had lo had only a undivided interest. pair of deuces and tried to win with a big bluff." "Did anybody call him?" "Yep. His Creator." A WE TBEflT HID CUBE DR. . DY irrftnc w;ci yLIUlLKJ I I won-leifu- 1 Tas-lna- VMN - I v- 1 ( A . pretty t . "There was no apparent reason fof ber dying, and so he decided to have a postmortem to fin 1 out what was the trouble. Well, he had a veterinary cut her open, and he found that tho cow had been drinking tbe water of Clear creek canyon for so long that ber stomach had become Incrusted with gold dust about half an inch thick all round which Interfered with her digestion, and accounted tor the yellow milk, "The veterinarian was mad clear through, and says he: This Is no Job for a veterinarian; It's a job for aa a?fayer.' "My friend paid him and the next c'.ay took tbe cow's stomach down to the sway office of the Grant smelter. Well, sir, It a";"-- I to the pound. j and my friend ruod that the cow' worts oi stomach contained ! gold. Now, as fat as fcls cows di, he take fl.e rold from tlscir rtoirt-ach- s, and It La got to be quit an Item In hi?! b'ieinF-f- . lie i? working on a brieves w!;Irh cyanide wi.l recover th gold from the cows before tley tile, an 1 if he can perfect It so that it will work without killing them he'll be a rich man ons of ti.es days." Milwaukee Sentinel. prorv |