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Show f COMMODORE NICHOLSON JSa$r HIS TRAINED MULE WESTfcK.fcn'S PET THAT CAME TO SAD END. Recommends Pe-r- u Promln no-Ot- her nt 7Yln Testify. Commodore Somerville Nicholson, of the united Mates Navy, in a letter from 1837 R Street, N. W., Washington, D. C, says: Your Peru n a has been and is " "Taln't right to expec' every man to think like you do, an' that's the reason I never say nothin' when 1 hear a feller cussln' a mule," Bald the old Westerner the other evening as be stood watchlus'a driver trying to make one of the obstinate St. Louis pets pull up a little stronger. "1 got a good deal o' respec' fer a jackass, I don't care where you find htm, ner now used by so many of mv Mends and acqualnances as a sure cure for catarrh that I am convinced of Its curative Qualities and I unhesitatingly recommend It to all persons - suffering from that complaint." S. Nicholson. United States Minister to Guatemala Endorses Pe-ru-- na. Dr. W. Godfrey Hunter, U. S. Minister to Guatemala, of Congress from Kentucky, In a letter from Washing ton, D. C, writes: "I am fully satisfied that your Peruna is an efficacious remedy for catarrh, as I and many of my friends have been benefitted by its use." W. G. Hunter, M. D. mi Vfa COMMODORE- & JVichoteoh rfVL If you do not derive DrornDt and satisfac tory results from the use of Peruna. write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be released to give you bis valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman. President of Th Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. fne. Ile. n. li. Dlkeaae. Home Treatment Care. Write for fre ay Diploid lint If roa rannot ravlL t,ouauiuailou t ree. Men Weak an of the weaknee If Touaaffnr from or rauted by Ignoranre. nr eoata lon VUU AltK T1IK VKKY dlxolpition I'KltdON WK WANT TO TALK TO. We bare proven our akllt In eorln CHKOXIC dlkeate b puhllshlnir the many voluntary frtmi booie people. (If lug oamea, pictures avail a11reue. WK VAST ITBI.MI OI K ( I RKS I.N 1'ltMAIK ltlSKAlKS Becauae It would betray eoutldeoi-e- . Ilenre are nave to prnreour klll In itila claaa tt trouble in another way. Tbia t our plan: dl-e- lettl-anom- al TOW 2Jk-9- Wlkk rm 01 LLP CLOTHING wk The 1 bnt SlT1tl kt'.irt aMrxl A"w4 yvn tuznrvt So.? rXfc if? TOWERS ZU6rn CjsJj f&nao tht world or TCTIK3 'wev-rvm- irt TflC mi Aiiorms IUj iwr Tty jrlobr bky rajtm &a rfwrt wvK tfrNfff3ICN Of cM o f&vtrci u se f Orl All reJtilK 4eakn jJ tSert. Twa cxvrui co.w. wsno c W. L. DOUGLAS "3.12 Ton caa SHOES SS &3 sa8 from $3 to $9 yearly by wearing W. L. Dong 1m $3.50 or 3 shoes. Uicko They r'1'l.il hve tKvn Srt-In- g tht xnxi from ) to Th $'.-..- Ioiitfla M gale of V. It. Hlioe proven over thpir all otheripriHiy make. Sold by retail alio dealer everywhere. Ismk for name and JiHre or, hnltom. 1 We eiira then auk when you are cured. You rau upon our word. tbouanda of patient navedepend Indnrmed u. NOW. WE WANT TO ( LRK YOU with the dl.. Inet undemanding that we wl.l not demand a FKE until we cure you. Tbta applle to Loat Manhood. Oncanle Weakne. Hpermatorrboea. Vari or the rnxtrate Uland. L nnatnral iiiheake cocele, ontracied Iik rder. ete: blood i'olaon, and all WEAKNESSES of t'on-U.lo- men. OrMCK HOL'RS: wo, ouuuifi, tw av. ( ror rNela trn rt.lll,r nil. mttnnl bt mum lea ' 14 Bill 14a f Cnlalef free. I In W. t U or,,, rent etira. Illlntle4 IOl Urerklea. Hat. ml any !.. Drunkenness Cured KSELKT TREATMENT, lotHuVd Te 1 the blehlv endorsed CURE. nly effectual la Youth and O.d Ace. I MM Equally THE KEELEY IN8TITUTE, M W. I. Ttmit Ik a. m. to p. m.; ETentnfi. D to I. sr. south taa-CITT. UTIH. w. ticoNO IT Grave Opened by Tree. aartenklrcbhof. Hanover, Is a grave covered by a mighty stone, on which an inscription appears to the effect that the grave should never be opened by human handa. The seed of a birch fell through a crack In th tone. and. developing to a large tree, opened the grave in its upward growtn. The tree baa now withered and decayed. When it Is removed the grave will again be closed. A Guaranteed Cure for Piles. Itcfiirtfc blind. Heeding or protruding Tilei positively cured or money refunded. ALLEN- '- D1SCOVKRY for I ILES, anew cures all Vindj of discovery that al soluit-JI'lles. l'repared for Tile only. All Drug Stores, 50c. Sent by mail on receipt cf price. Address Lock l?ox8S2, Le Hoy, N.Y. y -- Autos" Must Heed the Rules. Motor cara we are aurer have come to "lay; they have created a new ihdiiRiry and a new source of have also created pleasure; but a new abuse, tby and the condition on which they will continue to be tolerated in that they conform to the rules of roads made for others and not for them. - "" , Cheap Passenger Rates Via "Santa w"e Route" To lloRion, rialtirnore, Minneapolis, Detroit, Atlanta and other points. For particulars, address C. F. Warren. General Aicent. A. T. & 8. F. rty 411 Dooly Block. Salt Ijike City, Utah. i nit prerea iw ibfre I la (toad, .bnea. l Ike hlrht Mat VJe OBIS. In the T OUTH-SAST-vES- DR. O. W. When Cured Pay a nr imivi m i ton nnt and FEE DRS. SHORES & SHORES, Specialists. ee KORTH-- S tALf LARf CtTT, RXUADLB ASSAYS. and held mc?olln' in a lo,; hi t. an bein' a curiosity, we all went to boar him. I rode ole Pete to the servlce'i, an' jest turned hir.i I0030, fjr h.? wou.ln't ro away 'thout T!:c ciliin wuz fil'3 to suCoc-tlnan" ir them d.tys there wan't no Fhoot'i p.t a.i' there want no preuchorj. $ n-- e. 1 long-winde- - CATARRH Ilea Note and Throat T rouble. Eye and Kar IMwuaea. Broncblal aud Lung Suimavn, 1.1 Ter and Kidney Trouble, Amhma. Hlailder Trouble. Female ComChronic DtteajH) of Women and Cbl.d-replaint. Heart DlaeaHe. .Nerrou DineaiteR. Cborea, (St. Vltua' Janre). Klckei, Kplnal Trouble, hkln Dlaeaae. Sciatica and Kiieunmili.ni. ea,e of the Bowel. 1'Ile. Flttula and Kecial Trouble. Uolira (or bl nerkl. hlood I'laeaaee, Tape Worm. Hay refer. Hyierla. Kpllepny, Innjranla. euj., and all jiertou and Chronic SROHES. Too Many Ministers. There seems to be a surplus of ministers. The year book reports that 2,047 ministers are without pastoral charge. The denomination's fain in ministers during the last thirty years has exceeded the gain In churches by 250. T Cure a Cold In day. AH ITH. Tk Illative liromo VuininOneTablet. f f ref cure. 25a. to it aol money lruggist " 1 But d d d n Oldest Cat In the World. there ia a society for the protection of cats, and Herr PohlV its president, recently drew attention1 to the fact that in the royal castle of Nymphenbourg there Is a cat which Las lived for forty-twyears, and i still lively and vigorous. "Cats," says Herr Pohl, "are in many respects like ouman beings. The more quiet and well conducted they are the longer they are likely to live. In Germany there are many old cats, but the one at Nymphenbourg is evidently the oldest of all." Others maintain that this wonderful cat Is the oldest In the world, and challenge any one. to prove that they are mistaken. Science Siftings. Polish Nationalists Active. Polish nationalists held a great meeting in Lemberg recently for the purpose of keeping alive the Polish national sentiment The gathering expressed sympathy with relish resistance to German and Russian oppression. It also urged the direction t f Polish effort in Austria, Russia and Germany toward the common aim ot rational Independence. Texas Finds a Remedy. Fate, Tex., Sept. 21st. Texas if ever, had such a profound sensation, as that caused by the introduction recently of a new remedy for Kidney diseases. This remedy has already been tried In thousands of cases, and in almost every case the results have been wonderful.. Henry Vaughan. of Rural Route, No. 3, Fate, says of It: "I suffered with Kidney Trouble for over 18 months. I was very bad and could get nothing to help me till I heard of the new remedy, Dodd's Kidney Pills. I began to use these pills, and very soon found myself Improving. I kept on and now I can say I am absolutely cured and free from any symptom of my old trouble. "I am very glad I heard of this wonderful remedy and I would strongly advise anyone suffering with Kidney trouble to try it, for I know It will cure." The Rarest Bird. There Is 'a peculiar Uird commonly known as the "kiwi," its scientific name being apteryx mantelli. It it the lowest form of. bird which exists, but Is so scarce that scientists art happy to get a specimen, in any condition. It Is absolutely without wlngi or tail; Its legs are short, stubby, but very 6trong, and are used by' this bird for digging. The body covering Is a cross between hair and feathers a material which is very coarse. They can develop great speed, and make a desperate fight when attacked. Breeding them In captivity has utterly failed, and only a few museums caa boast of a specimen. They are now very rarely found In the forests and swamps In the north of New Zealand. New York Tribune. Strenuous Tlme3 in Prospect. Otto Failmetzger, a schoolmaster of Schwerin. Germany, was run down ths other day by a motor car. He was badly bruised, but was well enough to beat the driver Into insensibility. Next he seized an axe and smashed th car. The driver Is now suing for damages for assault, the owner of the motor car is suing him for damages and the r.choolmaster counterclaims for the loss of a suit of clothes. In Germany o has-seldo- a ser-mo- J tsyj w good-hearte- cago .1 ? I )M and Mirer ...MM f I Viw. "llVr. tv-r.- . LM o retarn aiail Frotnpt aawipiea. - r an' bein' disre thai j. readier were a cuss an' as he'd been outride - Ay a ", ever' day for two weeks the people wuz kinder o' tired o the prayer sp'eb.T. But he were uncommon at makln" men see the error o' tlulr ways, and he had 'em all a thinkin' He saw an old buck. that night that hell wuz about due to who his owner is, though I'll 4mit break loose 'n swallow 'em all. some of 'em is purty bad off- when "Thar wa'nt much light in the cabin, they'll have the kind o' owners they an' that Ohloan wuz not more'n able do. to see half his layout o' sinners. But his arms and an "I never owned but one and he wuz he war fer good, an he wuz cuss out In give to me by a cross-eyethe devil an' about his Wyoming what had shot the owner an' didn't have no ust for the beast long horns an' his pitchfork an the but I learnt to love that jackass like fiery furnace an' all that, an' he bad a brother, though I never had 'em stirred up. no brother an' I don't know much "Then somethin' happened. The about them kind o affections. most onearthliest noise I ever heard "First I named the or brute 'Broad broke out right to one side o' the sides' frum tho way he could handle church, an' everybody looked that his hind paws, but mules ain't much way. Poked through the winder wuz on fancy names an' I babtized him somethin, nobody could tell edzactly agin to the name o fete, which what, in the dim light, an it was ain't a bad name fer a mule, and is makin a terrifflc beller. I knowed one about suted to his temper and what It wuz, but nobody elset knew. It wuz Pete, an' bis ears wuz a-usual cussedness. "I recollect oncet I rode Fete down to a camp, an' Pete was a trampin along as lazy as a coyote on a June day. All to oncet he spied a ole buck and he liked to Jerked the daylights outen me afore I could grab them reins. I never seed a mule run like Pete did. A Jackrabbit an' a pack of houn a wouldn't within a mile Inside a minute. I froze onto the pommel o' the chariot what covered the mule from withers to crupper, an' It wuz darned hard stlckin' on at that Pete run bouten a mile an a half an then Etopped an' looked aroun' to see !f any Injuns was a comln". He was Ihe feardest jackass I ever seed, an' when I tried to turn him back to the Injun layout he let out a whistle from his lungs that shook a ton o rock loose on a hill a mile away. I let have his way, fer I've found that between a jackass on four legs and a Jackass on two that the four legs The sermon stopped rlflht there, has the mos' sense. There ain't no thrashln the air, an Lis bray wuz ITeater philosopher than a well-sethe rooft. : Well, sir, that soned mule, an you remember that If stopped right thar. The star you want to keep outen' trouble. went over, that pulpit like a anguide "ft's powerful strange what you can leach a mule to do with his voice. telope, and the crowd broke fer the It's ' alius been supposed that a doorr Everybody wuz an the preacher shouted, rooster wuz bouten the only natural an a Ita an' knew be meant the blm, born alarm clock but Pete devil had comeI sure 'nough. wuz better'n any shanghai that "Well, sir, everybody piled together ever cracked a egg. He brayed every hour an never missed the time a thar at the door, tryin to get out, an' minute. He would cock one eye at cnearly every sinner of 'em wuz afeard the sun, brace hlsself In the sand, In his life, fer he expected to be pulled any minute. Pete kep and start 'em noise pumps a goin like mad. If I wanted to rout out them high notes, an' the crowd kep Jammin'. This kep up fer bouten at 4 o'clock In the mornin' all t had to do wuz to say to Pete. 'Howl a three minutes, when nobody wuz out, an' everybody wuz everybody elset. "Pete wuz a havln' a picnic, but it didn't last long. Finally a feller pull.wi ed a ugllookin sixhooter, an' then a dozen other fellers did the same, an before Pete could duck away Irom tha: winder be weighed abouten eight iounrls more'n when he begun brajin', for I don't think a single bulV,-'J. let missed him. It wuz a awful blow to me, an' It wuz a awful blow to the Ohioan. fer tho people got to thinkin' thar wa'n't nodetil after all. I never said nuth'n,' fer I knew that Pete wuz in the ron, an' had no right to be a sincin' at a mccJin'. Rut h wuz a awful mu'e. Yes sir, ho wuz. for a fac. an' I'll miss that Jackass bs Ion?? a I live." Chi Wyndham and Duval. During a recent debate in the house Pete went to Kicking. commons of on an the Irish land bill Co. "V,,:::.tfle lowWn usual.' an' h never Ogdcn opponent of that measure referred to failed but or.crf. with Mr. Wyndham. chief secretary for ttrr,iru "That mill" wuz rric;ht- tviz". , ore eyes n (Thompson's Eys Water Ireland, who is very handsome, as a f. didn't ha vp much o' rro- sTe W. N. V.t Salt LakeNo. 39, 1003 charming highwayman who was robh as showed onct when bing the British taxpayer. His critic heriti?e, dHn't walie rr, with Lis sincln. to chief epthe applied secretary the f, m'i t o pni tiro J r",ichln' Ll Hit 'I'll. CUII itaph on Claude Imral in Coveot Gar- f"rgufss (!! them hieh notf5. an when he r Cxi i y ip Beet den church: "Here lies Duval. ReadIdn't see me min rmt aa usual he er, If male thou art, lok to thy purse; moseyed tip o tf.e cabin an I rayed If female, to thy heart" tad.... n' standin fpectful. WE TREAT BHD CUBE A.J. an' he went aroun' to the side o' the shack where my bunk wuz He backed up to that cabin and went to kickln.' I thought he wuz again' to knock the joint down, fer I never heard such a tattoo In my life, an' he kep' it up till I struck my head outen the winder. That come purty near be-Ithe finish o' me. fer Jes" as I poked my head' out them hels o' Pete's whizzed my head an' Jarred that cabin like a avalanche had struck it. I spoke to the mule an' ho turned aroun' and walked way. "Clvilizin influences killed Tcto. If it hadn't Leen fer ehircheg Teta might 'a' been aiivin' yet. I never seed a jackass die a natural death, an', aside frum his tralnin", I'ete wuz Jes' a ordinary" rabbit. Lu' Injuns aa' mules can't stan' much civilian', an' I'ete had to go. "Pete met hia Waterlco at ono o" tho firs' cbrrches in the West. A star guide fru n Ohio come out there i'j.. to-da- DR. h-- poor Member of Congress From Virginia Writes. Hon. G. R. Brown, Martinville, Va., of Congress Fifth District, 50th Congress, writes : "I cheerfully give my endorsement to your Peruna as a cure for catarrh. Its beneficial results have been so fully demonstrated that its use is essential to all persons suffering from" that disease." Hon. G. R. Brown. The day was when men of prominence hesitated to give their testimenials to proprietary medicines for publication. This remains true y of most proprietary medicines. But Peruna has become so justly famous, its merits are known to so many people of high and low stations, that no one hesitates to see his name in print recommending Peruna. The highest men in our nation have given Peruna a strong endorsement. Men representing all classes and stations are equally represented. Brainy and Accomplished, He Might Still Have Been a Joy to His Owner, But He "Butted In" at a Prayer Meeting. 1 heered him, but I wuzn't in a hurry to roll out. I yelled fer to go away, but he never heard me, agr'in. 1 Inter-Ocean- . Swallow on Lightning Rod. sight at the farm r,f I inns W. Shaw ut f!at Bridgewater. Mas., has atiracto-- j mnrh attentinn On the top of a chimney on his boue thrre In a Jichtnine rod. and on If with ono of the harl.q liorcin? It ifdr. M a rhimnry swaHow. which cithrr de'ihrrattj. committed suicide in thi extraordinary manner, cr else to reach Its mied lt aim in ret in the chimney.trying A jver-Hia- r nt Turned 'Round. Everything is the other way around In China. In that country they behead their reformers. In this country it Is the reformers that are out after the heads of the office holders. New York Mail and Express. CUDS' FOOD. They Thrive on Grape-Nuts- . Healthy babies don't cry and thw well nourished baby that is fed on Grape-Nut- s is never a crying baby. Many babies who cannot take any other food relish the perfect food Grape-Nut-s and get well. "My little baby was given up by three doctors who Raid that the condensed milk on which I had fed It had ruined the child's stomach. One of the doctors told me that the only thing to do would be to try Grape-Nutso I got some and prepared it as follows: I soaked 1 tablespoonful In on-- pint of cold water for half an hour then 1 strained off the liquid and mixed 12 teaspoonfuls of this strained Grape-Nut- s Juice with six teaspoon-ful- s of rich milk, put in a pinch of salt and a little sugar, warmed It and gave It to baby every two hours. "In this simple, easy way I saved baby's life and have built her up to a strong healthy child rosy and laughing. The food must certainly be perfect to have such a wonderful effect as this. 1 can truthfully say 1 think It is the best food In the world to raise delicate babies on and Is also a delicious healthful food for grownups as we have discovered In our famName given by Fostum Co., ily." Battle Creek, Mich. Grape-Nutis equally valuable to the strong, healthy man or woman. Grape-Nutfood Ftand for the ru theory of health. 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