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Show \ C1111: $111111 3112f gainer. 8:112 5mm? in: will". 181137133 B Published every Saturday evening by 'J. N. LOUDER. once-Mm“; Building. Lower Main Street i I AGEETS(311.151W. (711.1112. 318 Pine st . P111011: 39. S F. L. P. i‘:slll:l'...2l licrchanls' Exchangl'. S. F. J .R.lal.>«usax'..... .1 1... .. .. Devoted to the Mining Interests of Southern Utah. 13818 0! ISUBSC'RIPI'ION: Ouoyeu....... Six lanthT-lrue'uontha “ruse-o, ULiIlJ N. B. —Onr agents are authorized to collect _l moneys Lille tnzs ofiice take orrers IoraLw-r- ___/ ,1; siLg .1114] at‘eud to 3.1 other bnsll...' r. (itvo 1'- SILVER REEF, WASHINGTON COUNTY; UTAH, SATURDAY. mg up in them as the representatives 1f1be FEBRUARY 4, I882 NO. 25. AI I\GERSOLL‘S ELOQI EECE. grntcssinnal. Bill Salt Lake City, Utah. BIRD 8c LOWE, Lang Agents and Attorneys 1 ' j Salt Lake City, Utah. 3" Notary Public in the omce. GIBS 0N CLARK r Attorney at Law and Notary Public, SIIAEli. REEF, U'l‘AlI. C. MAN'I'OR, Physician and Surgeon, Ounce—Next door to Helpin‘s store. MAIN ST.. - - - SILVER REEF. MAURICE M. gAIG-HN Attorney at. Law, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, BPHOE: No. 81. Main Street, next to MeDornlok’u Rank. Noury Public in Oflice. CONSUMPTION CUR ED. .»\n old physician. retired from active prnc- l ticu having bud placed ill his hands by all 1 East India Missionary the formula of a sim- l pie vegetable remedy for the speedy and] l-rmunent cure of Consumption. Bronchitis l Lutarrh. Asthma. and all Throat and Lunxv l l'liuns. also a positive and radical cure for ' nwral Debilily and all nervous complaints, hill l'having thoroughly tested its wonderful . ul'ulive powers in thousands of caSL . fecls il his duty lounake it known to his sull'erlng follows. ‘he receipt with full particulars, directions for preparation and use, and all lua'cssary advice and instruclious for successful treatment at your own home. 11-llI be received by you by rctllln mail free of ohuruel M 1111111111951111191 Dr. ‘3. E. BELL Hi1 N.(‘a11srth" . Baltimore. ‘ild. 1 The Difference. Only a fl‘\"'m0\'\‘ notes, (July a finer tone: And In! the world bows down Before the singer's throne. 011 ly the some old thoughts Clothl'd with ll sweclcr sound: And lo! :1poe1‘sbrow With laurel lenv cs is crow nLd Only a finer ear. Only a sw iftcr skill: And lo! the ariisL plays 0n human hearts :11. will. Only a tint. or line. Only a Flibiill‘ grace: And lo! the world goes mad Over 11 woman‘s face. Yet though so sllght the cause For which men call us great, This shade the more or less May fix an earthly fate. For few may wield the, pow :11W'hose spells uplift or tnrill; The barrier fixed. 1' et tine We may not pass at will. oo———- ASSAYS. Devotion is the last love of woman. 1X11 ass—He who asseuts to every“thing. Foi‘tfine does not change men; it unmasks them. We are never so happy or unhappy snag 11' fancy. G: t' counts the seconds; happiness forgets the hon 's. There is a delicious sarcasm ill the old proverb, “(loll help the rich, because the poor can beg. ” If in your domestic life you would be supremely happy, you must not forget the old adage, "The husband must not see and the wife must be blind.” ‘he road to success is not tobe run upon by seven-le:[D‘lle boom. Step bv step, little by little, bit by bit—thatis the way to wealth, wisdom alld glory . —————o-o— How much power there is in a word! We recall a t not read years ago called the “Oil of Life,” which in somewhat fanciful language likened the kindly words of daily intercourse to the invaluable oil on machinery wheels. And how tluL 1t was How eti‘eotually loving, kindly “"OlllS do oil the wheels of life; how they smooth the jarring elements of constant; association. The weary-hearted anxious man returning from the toil of city life, for example, is met on the threshold of his home by the 101'ing word of welcome! The mother worn and nervous when, the day’s tasks done, the little ones asleep, the lamp lighted, the work basket is ready; anxious, tired. irritated—what to her are the words of love that coulpensate focal]? What but the oil which will set right all the machinery of her tiring dayand leave. herlready to begin the weary round again tomorrow with fresh energv and life? in :1 Few Years. The nine hundred and ninety—ninth witness in the great spin—it-out-aslong-as-wc-cun case took the stand, and the lawyers, proceeded to torture him with thca stance of the prisoner at the bar. Lawyer—I believe you are from Southern China, sir? ll itnc<s—‘11 cs, sir, and I wish to get k,back as soon as possible. Prisoner—What‘s the matter with you, you goggle-eyed,cadavcrous reptile. Haven’t you been paid $111,001) traveling expcus Shut up, Mr. Lawyer, I‘m running this case, and I mean to put this lou1r— 'ared s where he belong at the s 't. ll" \Oll don‘t like our style, you —- big-tallied 15011 of the cast, you can take your soup and toddlc home just as quick as you — please. Judge—1f the prisoner will allow the court. to— l’l'isouel'——?-ihut up, Judge; I know what I’ll: about. Who's running this case, you 01' l’: Judgc—Vl’cll, if the prisoner plcasc, [should like to— l’l'isom-l'—~‘{01\', Judge, how many times during this trial have I got to remind you that we. can get along without your advice? Lawycr— If Lhe prisoner is through we will now proceed to examine the witness. l’l'is'onc'—-ch for the present. I will licl11L1 my daily oration later. 1.:111'1c1'—l an: about to put the first ll1'pot‘uetiL :11 question to the. witness ’Ihosc w mung to remain dln'lug' the delivcl'v of the queslion 1'. ill tin:1 ex— ccllcut board and ltlll'llll'l' at the hotel [Tn-adorned, Adorned the Blast." The San Fraum '0 (‘all was l‘Ol'l: A. _LEMMON, [s ssrrassg Ii) 11.11. i1 i” it ‘ :i 6 @aliiornia Brewery sstoon. “(3.: l / Land Agents and Attorneys Nl'DE ALBI'IIIS. ‘Frisco Dzunsels “'ho Think " Beauty Condemn Ingersoll as some persons long: time the joy of the "penny—:1Tom’s Cabin,” and gives the readers may, it is certain that no one but he lincl'” Bohemian, who was numerous of the Boon'lcrang the following brief whose heart is in the right place can in San 1"1'.'llll'i~1'o. three 01' four years synopsis of scenery, incidents, &'.. give expression to such noble thoughts ago, for the ('all was his patron. In as Ingersoll does. At the funeral of Thursday elening the novel and an cvil hour. howcwr, :1 ventul'esomc Carpenter and Buiider. startling drama of “ITnclc Tom’s , Harry Y. Miller, in \l'ashino'ton, at Scribbler wrote 21 sensation about. Cabin’fj was renllcled here by the the request. of the childs parents, ('.ol “Nude Albums." He. told of 21 l'usAnthonv Li. Ellis Company. tom, which lllllllt’l‘()l|> young ladies of lopairing and all kinds of workdonc to order. As the plav is :1 Lonlp111atl1elv new lngcl'soll, who was present, made a San Francisco had. of kcr'piun sol-11' t one, there being only tol'ry 1' titty bricfaddrcss. He said: albums ill which were Pi'r‘Sk‘l\L‘|lrlliU Main St., :outh of Postofi’ice. Uncle Tom combinations now 011 the photographs of female trieuds taken My Friends: 1 know how vain it is road, some traveling in Special Laws, to Wild :1 grief with 110111, and vetl in $111 tiling.r approaches to nullify. Fl "-‘ and others by hand car and special 11';-sh to take trom ('1L'lvsr1'alc. itstar. The idea, perhaps, grow out of :1 coul- ‘ LIARd8 FREE tic rates, we 1ri1'e a killd ol synopsis Here in this w'olld,whc1L life and nlelldal-le desire on the part of tllcl and "1.1>l_lillglon. “Elle land of 11'l11r1 grass-hoppers, of the drama. young ladies to soc as much of their i death are equal kiligs, all should be h 11d liters are. Mr. George Harris is supposed to brave enough to meet what all the t'l'iclu his. The writer of s to :lll.on be :1 calcimined lnulatto, 11 ho is per- (lead have met. The future has been "Nude made :1 miscuc for ‘ lands in plexed with doubts about who his filled with fear, stained and polluted on ten his entire i'l'au'l'lliQI. l"11' photo"paymunls. parents were, on his father s side, by the heartless past. From the. won— graphc s lmilcd in :1 card. 1' llin-L 1 lit-come and Eliza, his \v,ifc. is situated ill a drous tree of life. the buds and blosuagt', doubl wrack, steel' short liml similar manner. Their little bov is soms fall with ripened fruit. and ill ', and used such lanuuag'l' the only member 01 the faulilv who the common bed of earth the patri:"cnl'll'allv about the article that )11'. has :1 pediu'rec that will heal iuv esti-archs and babes sh'cp side by side. Mll'l C'l‘llllf’.would‘11: 1'. e bce' scared out gation at all. o. :1 y 2 :11' rrowth ithe1:111:11'121l1'czllll' \‘1'hy should we fear that which will Mr. Harris and his wife are en- come to all that. is? We cannot tell, quit growl: 1', and the result was that deavoring throughout. the play to get l we do not know, which is the greater filil'. liick<r _ issucvl oldel's 10 his fig gig lfycat chanceVin-makemonl'j. 1 g, 'g .N. a l .losl' \\ no .1111 lulu- illl‘ to Canada, w'hele they intend to go blessin'r—life or death. We cannot chiefs whiL. 7.1' the ' hole ' 1r chances . m'lking into tllc restaurant business and ac- lssay that d ath is not a good. li'e do Bohcmi an crew .1 lllct1'.-1‘11 .l'c "l-ll gnu: l'1'1 lly l'i-conlc 1 quire scads. concerned. He told the :11 111:. . 11'hits thos' \1 ll 1 do no: impromnot know whether the6grave is the \Vo \\';tn| Mrs. Hal ':, ill making her escape end of this life, 01' whether the llight editor, city c1ii’101',l'llcr 1'1' edit 111 and irls lo work across the 1'i1c1',which is fillcd with here is not. somewhere else a dawn. all otlu'l of ll editor who had :1. v_lli '1;l.“ 1 111' one cczn large chunl's oi cord— wood painted Neither can we tell which is the more Ihin1.3: to do w ith the direction 01'111121t (in 1111- 11' .'k p from ”1' first start. light blue,1s followed by two blood— fortunate—the child (lying in its mole than ton tl' 111's should :0 ill his 1:.- 1,111', ti1 :11 noilling 'illc bu.»'i'c.~>' w. ordinalv 11' ' ) ivo 0111111 furnished bounds with iron c:1kc baskets over mother’s arms before its lips have should be accepted from the outside flu-('1 No 1.111- \vuo 1': ' . to ma k1their heads alld two men with false learned to form :1 word, 01' he who thereafter, and il' tilt-y couldn't write monl'y rapidly. You _ our whole beards made out of budalo robes. journeys all the lel'lg'th of life’s 1111enough good s'tutt' to till the (fall jam— llm totln'w l'k. oronly:1'ou'1'spar1-momcnts. Full inl'ul lion and all ihat isnl'l'dod scllt “Uncle Tom‘s Cabin" is an extreme- even road. (akin;r the last slow steps full 11" would iindll lose who would, 11cc. 1‘111 11» Sllnmn 1\: C 1 Portland )Iaine_ ly fatal play, there being four killed with statt' and crutch. and you m: 11'" and. w.'11'1 1' sonntlli 11;: and three wounded in three hours. Every cradle asks 11.: “Whencc "’ valu1'lblcthalihc'c Older» 111,11'0111-11'11 SUIw’IMO NS Little Eva is. the first to succumb to and every cotiln, "ll'llithL-r‘f” The to a very condensed double—pica letter. 'l‘ICl (f 01 PT. SILVER. the extremely nlalarious and un- poor barbarian, weeping above his And yet the author 01‘ "Nude 1\lum. “2] LI all healthy L'lllnatc. After that ll(.l' dead, '21:: answ'cr these questions as bums" will L'l'L ' hilnsclt’and err. . 1812 \.\l L \\ plaintiff, 11,;aiust father expires on :1 $2 bedstead with intelligently and satist ctorily as the )l S‘dl'l‘lI 11112111111111: to this day, that he wrote llothil ill 'llr'r1 by llnillll d 111;ll on the Bill day a sheet thrown o1c1' him and his boots robed priest of the most authentic opposite. ’lhc question will be deliv- that article but . rained 1'1lul1'lal'1n1'1l Janualv v\. D. l '52. an action was com011. Tllt'y' all die easily, to pianissilno creed. The tearful ignorance of till: ered ill sections, and I think I can truth, and there are plenty of pcuplc of lncllc 1'11 111st _\ou -iu the above :llll1‘(l 111111110. ’1 hursday evcnlng, as 1'11 :1 11 as one is just as consoling as the learned manage to get through with it in the ill ‘au Francisco who will go that court, 11' l'lll the pl.':lliti' demand judg. [you in thr- sum of sevcnty-th'ec dying, 2.11111 her little breath came and unmcaning' words of the other. course of the month. B oll culiau's sscurit ' 10:: high furore 1' money loaned you and goods, thickdud fast, the janhor wentaround No man, standing: where the horizon [Eighteen da 's :lttcr. \ itnocss still on the solidity of his statement. Thuy mm and more llltllr': furnished you by and tilled the coalJ stairs to hide his of a life has touched :1 grave, has any on the aud.] You are, also noti— have gone an eye on an occ' 011:1! al— pl.1iulitl':11 _vour ' near and answer the emotion, and two gentlemen 011 the right to prophesy a future filled with or the ll'iiL’Ul‘ 1:11'1 Lawycl—And now, having heard bum thclnsclv cause on or 'ofore the south side of the opera house were so pain and tears. It. may be that death this first hypothetical question, what tinned, and 1'11' '10. of 1t to this 11:.1. D. . ", judgment 'arried away with conflicting emo- gives all there is of worth to life. If ls your opinion? D’Lllll5[_von as play cd for in Such albums beat ol'din' 11'1 11:1:an unic tions that they sought consolation ill a those 11c pro. 1nd Strain :11' inst our , Prisoner—Oh, never mind his opin- views of \‘i'cst'cru scenery by :1 "shut. ,. h1'1nd this twoniy- sixth day of tour—quart. job-lot of peanuts and hearts could never dich perhaps that ion. lie is nothing but 21——~ pimple- out" distance, from the buck stretch \"O J. N. LOLI/ER. hoarhouud candy. not. love would 111thcl from the earth. leadcd liar. and he might as wcll go clean to the judge's stand, and he The next untimely death is that of )1:1y be this common fate treads. from Weom and soak his feet. Judge. I who has SCUM one of them is not Uncle Tom, who is suppposcd to get out llle paths between our hearts the l‘nink it is about time to adjourn. likely to forget it. welted over the head with the butt of weeds ot selfishness 21nd hate, and I ——W—o———-— jllpposc 11'1' shut up shop for the day a loaded whip. This, however, is an had rather li'l'e and love 11 hclc death 0111' Pantaloons. Judge—But I beg _to 1elniu1'l the optical illusion, because 11" asked Mr. is king, than i-' ve Oit‘l'hlll lilc 11' llerc The ellllor of the LOUlSVlllLljdlll‘l'L“ ':0nc1' that it is only 2 o‘clock, chrec on the following day if he got love is not. Another life is naught, ‘an d Journal has been thrown into wild e. 21 fresh Uncle Tom at each and every unless we kuLn' and love again the 1, Prisoner Oh what’sthc diil'.? I’1e spasms of terror by the fact that :1 performance or how he fixed it, and ones who love us here. iladenou11l1 ot this 1':.c her 101' to- Ll: 1y, he said he wouldn’t try to conceal They who stand with bro akinl: and I don t want to seL that _- ladics’ draw:s reform associaiml ill anything from us, but just tell us hearts around [his little gr:'11e need composed of cmiucutly 1111's: ted ass on the vilness stand to- England, plainly how it was. have no fears The 1:11'0'erand lloblcr lnorrow'. either. “'1: must have :1 respectable women, and led by the It. seems that. he does not kill Uncle faith in all that1s and is to he, tells us Next door to the drug store,‘ 511111: fresh luau. lIc‘s too ancient. ~Viscoulltess llablu'l'ton. proposed to Tom at all. lc said he had nothing that. death, even at. its worst, is only Lawyer—But, begging the prison— do away with the present style of in particular awaillst the old man, so perfect rest. ‘l'c know that through 1:1"spal'dou, I must remind him that. female apparel and (lliil the lnascullnc Main Street. Silver Reef. Utah he just backed him up against the. the common wants of lite—the needs the witness has yet to answer our trousers, and he, slll'i in dismay: scenery and hit :1 glancing lick that and duties of each hour—that grief question. "We are willing ha't c_\' should havc was more fatal to the scenery than it will lessen day by day, until at last Prisoner—It doesn‘t make. :1 bit of the ballot when 1.11:,1'1'oavlucc 11's that .1.1\11v21ys 011 band the best 1 '21s to Uncle Tom. He said that Tom this grave will be. to them :1 place of diti'crcncc. llc‘s all old fool and l‘lu they shall givc us the whul: width of stood in with him, and when the rest and peace—ahnmt :2 joy. There tired of him. Judge, are you, 01' are the street cl'ossil 7 and take to the proper moment arrived for the sicken— is for then: this consolidation: The you not, going: to adjourn? mud: we are will lg' that they shall WINES, LIQI’ORS AND CIGARS ing‘ thud, generally clapped Ills hands dead (in not suffer. It‘they live again, Judfi —Thc court is adjourned un- 115' 1 us their seats in the horse 2; together to heighten the effect. their livl's will surely be as good as til—‘ hat. time shall l .111 :sollcr" :1 ml:' rpublic placcs. :uul l't'cl'l‘.1 After awhile Air. chrce is killed‘ ours. \i'c have no fear. \‘1'cal'c all GEORGE NlLLER. lf’l'lsonel'—Oh. 11'1-ll m-l : it ‘11. ill 1" li'll our placid disl'L l‘.l: 111- are also. Ileis massacred with a l:'u"cl children of the same mother, and the .ludgc—Jfilcvcu o‘cloLk to—mol'row' won willing" that lllo'y shill crawl out bl':e1d k11it',e and is dragged oil the same fate awaits us all. We, too, morning. 01 b1111irst and kindle the fire ill the st:lge b' a hired man. have our religion, and it is thi.: —.oo—— morning. but by the holy hide of the The donkev 1rencrally brought in Help for the li1ing—llopc for the Talmage on Geniuses. sacl'L-d bull, we will cling to 0111' by Lawyer Marks sometimes intro- dc :11 The curse of this country is its pantaloous— fig.-.— (lines 11 lnelod'ama that is not (low :1 -';1' ll Ilip .mn 1. I)“ old on the bills. Once, while showing'111 Jolnl Bright. the English Statesman. geniuses—men who believe they are And ll- 1' >111: Mr. Bright will go down to poster— Lord Byrons because they have his l [2,1h one of the universitv students, North Main Street, Silver Reef who sings falsetto, 1mt mad at the ity as one of the foremost men of his l vices and big shirt collars. Genius is! And our last galllus button snail loose its hold.” donkey because the. animal was at- time. His oratious have been few JGI-lill PENDRE;--u-Proprietor -——————‘<:D.w._,— hard work: it finds its l::c.<t1'xelllpli:itracting mote attention and dt':'1\\ illg and were carefully prepared. Delib- cation in the man who goes from the The Foalricczt “Wonders of the “'orlll. BEST OF L'QUORS 8L CIGARS. 21 larger salary than he was, and so The seven vollders of {ilc world, just before the donkevl 'as to go on erate, lofty, generous sustained—the bottom to the top of the ladder. And Luger Beer on draught. and w llilc he was 11111111117' for his 0110, speech is the man. "here are no Michael Fl'os-xnlav coinulcllccd lil‘c in :urwnt lion's. \\'t‘l'L‘ 2.1L l’l'l'amids plowing f'"sullow kcspl-are hold of Egyp‘, thc l’hal'os 0t 1‘-.lcx:1mlll: the university student poured about :1 [inkling tricl's ' alliteration 01' musi1:2,} Cents gill of turpentine into the ear of the cal "effects," but the majcsti'c l1ll‘— horses in front of London thcau'l's' the walls and hanging: g '1'1l1'lls of monies of an organ. Each word tits Cardinal Wolsey worke-Ll ll] :1 butch— Babylon. the Temple ‘ef Diana, Till? timid little publict'avorite. When he 0'01 in 11 erL the auction into its place and new word is er‘s stall; George Peabody was :1 :llsoh-um of 1‘11'11'1ncsi21 and the apprentice; :1 masoll's .11 sale was going on the mock little Ellp'lish, the English of I'1110 James gl'occr‘s Colo: -.~ll.3' of RhodL'. The 91'11u . flaw.” tl'owcl was the weapon with which animal scented excited about some- 1"e1siou and \lilton. 1\'o 111::1111'alks woude of 121:- 11'orld in 1111:1'11-1'11 SEA-61111;“? ‘ “’38 icn. Johnson commenced the battle r 3 9:1314311’ thing. He scattered Mr. )1: 11"”: 11 ill: such :1 sulc toot on that plccipicc tilm' 111: the printing: press, the steam around among the footliohts 21nd of the sublime which overhangs the of life; Copernicus, the astronomer. 011311.113, the [cl-'m'aph. the dugucrrco— knocked Mr. Leg:' 1: throuu l1 the bass botromlc'“ bogs of the ridiculous. was a barber's boy. At the cud of type. the tell-phone, the photos .le MAIN STREET ............ SILVER REEF viol.1\Iost of the actors excused That line image of the angel of every walk in life are fil'r' doors and the Cll't‘ll'lL‘ light. The so L11llcll --Proprietor A. LEVY,--~themselves and retired. Then the death—"You may always hear the which open at the tap of to _. The 111,1. 151316 11 11'1111111'1's"ot' the ancients wcrc household pet got over into the orches- batting of his wings’ rcv'als the 1111' :11 who puts his 'l1-111d s on lllsllps mere tl'llll's compared with those of Atlhis popular resort none but the choicest ands :'11 s socictv owl's him :1 1111119; is tra and went thron'rh with some artist in thought and expression. the present time. The 33111 >kl1 11 it ow cs hin: := halter. calisthenics. Also through some of And even as it is to Webstel, all mistaken: lll'idn'c,1'or example, would 111:111'1', the Wines, Liquors and Cigars “-1 —~‘0°—————~ the musici1ms. American, that England owes the most hall-rill}: gardens of Babylon :1 1111311" A Singular Proof of Prosperity. Arc dealt over the bar to patrons. 101' awhile it looked as thouvh not L'hzu'1'lL-tc1'isticu' desu'iption of her powtoy, while tho whole s veu wonders The editor of the Stockton )Iail only the entire troupe but. the orches- L'l'. "whose 11101 niru dl'uln- bL :1 folput together would sink into insigPrivate Club Rooms attached t the t'a and most of the audience wouldl lows the sun and keeping company read in :1 San Ll'zlncisco paper that uiticauce could the builders have seen establishmcnt. 5:0 up tllc 1rolden stair with Littlc‘ with the hours, circles the (1' n'th with “llealtllv, robust men tukiu1" their 21 lightning cxpl'css at lspt'cll. Eva. one continuous and unbroken strain breakfast out 01 :1 sw ill b'u'rel11s not “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” has been on of martial airs," it is to Bright. an an uncom: non si ht arm.1111 our ll: :1“That takestllcl'akl'l"11il:1sl:ulf_"_1' the stage twenty years now, but it is Englishman, that we. owe the most lx'cis." cxcluuus: ‘ What young: fellow to :1 iicl'lllzln in her. "No as l'cliabl.21 promoter of the scaldingr characteristic description of our own :1 commentar: s this upon the boasted it' doll'd llol.”:1:1s\vcl'cd the 111'11'112-"tear as it or 1'11 It1s 1i play that country 21s “one vast confederation prosperity of the (loldL‘ll State." of-Itu't T'uron; "111 . 1'1 111k..: (int Silver Reef, l'tah. takes first-rate ill this dr1' climate and stretching from the frozen North ill Well, we should smile. Why, of? cake but 13cc'lsll w': 11 is (l bl'lcc of it. .aves the expense 0t irrin': ltlon, to a 1'. ubrokeu line 10 the ,1:l'1111id1>'b‘olltl1, course, it is the finest sort of a coalLud don d v01: 1l:.ell;‘.'1.'i:. 1'1eat. extent. and from the wild billows ot the nlcutal'y 011 our prosper ‘1'. Ill wh2'1 _—-.o____. W Atlantic sttw 11d 10 the calmer: 331T NOIY PREPARED TO SFPPLY other city in the Union could a It is hard to tell which is the more - Trade. Fsllnil s. and the public gen“How long would it take to go to 11' atel'sot the Pacific. main—one peo— healthy, robust luau find :1 breakfast ' via unions, the young tool or lllU old 1'. with :1 Choice Article of Beer, by tile moon?’ ’5asks :111 0C“aslonal re:ulcr. ple, and one l::111,::ul1:';c, and one la',\\ or Bulilc. L'i?‘Bcer delivill a swill barrel? The Boston and ’ l'uol: buttheoldfoolllaslllis211ivaul< It much depends upon the route vou and one faith, and over all the vast part of Sliver Reef and adja— New York swill llal'l'cls do not con-1 age—he will never lll‘ :1 young; fool, :lke. If you go by way of a rock continent the home of frccdoul and a taiu enough to fca'd a sparrow; the whereas the young 1'001 may some blast, or 21 dvnalnita upheaval. you refuge for the oppressed of every 5.2m Francisco swill 11:21'1'1'1 :lll'ol'ds :1' day be an Old tool. I 32? The Dancing Pavilion at the Brewery would pl'obablv arrive in about fifteen race and of every ciilne.” .—.—.—s good cold lunch fora whole family. is at all times at the service of the public minutes, but it you went by the “—Q.‘———‘ ——¢o*——i It does aggravate a man to think for the purposes of social rccreatioufm Guiteau trial express, 1on’d strike it The Mexican name for a kiss is "When l \1':' young, ,. rclllarks :1 that while his wife isn't :lt'l'uid to No improper characters tolerated. about when the twilight was setting tclemanequizcl' and when :1 pair of celebrated phvslcian, "I had lif. v ' PETER WELTE. tackle him and nearly ank Eus head down upon eternitv . \lcxlc1n lovers arcc'au1_:ht telemaue- remedies for c1el\' di ('9. Now I oil'shc is madlv til'l'o .ll bv :1 cow quizeling over the front”: rate at nlO'ht, find fifty diseases 101' \\ll1' l1 1 ll'llC no that be can chase out 1.1 the y :‘ud at The Oil Citv Derrickssays Patti can they 11pp1'11' not a bit more confused remedy." any tinlc. sp2111 s91ell different lanwuages, with than as if a kiss 1 'as spelled with one ___.... o... her eyes shut and botha hands tied syllable. Arkansas is a poor place. to get "Why did I got drunk?” hicc ushbehind her. Just imagine Patti, 01' m along in. A youngr man, on his wed- ed the tramp: “I was ins il'cd. ’ anybody else, speaking; French with Jonah 1'as the first conundrum—- ding clay, was taken out and hung for " And now you ale in jail “'e're going to Quirk Bros.’ for a her hands tied behind her'. the whale gave him up. stealing a $5 horse. OlllCC‘ Clll’lli'cll‘.“ llllll iii. 1 1;»;- Hot Sentencw Bill Nye has been to see “Uncle (Successors to '1‘. C. Bailey.) TiIE FETLRE. American Jurisprudence As It Lizzy be L BAILEY act-PARSONS, f Description l His Touching Address Over the Grave a. Nye Gives #l—trie of a Child. of this Favorite Drama. 1'1. .r’ flab 213' |