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LEAVES BOOK, ' ' ' IXACW THE MAIUE WEN, ON ARM OF CHAIR t Z- rX J -tiil-lin U&Ji v pases wre REAUZWS TLAST,ASHEI4 WIFE TOOK COUSl4 5 Sfc 6 ?r !i S-l i CtxC HC AT THE WKOnG PLACE CALLED TO TMONE.HAV- SUE'S LETTER VT TO H V?SZ, 7 fc V ,&KTf (Ks-C A fA-(t A&AW, JUNIOR HAVIN6 MISPLACED MARKER, - ANSWER IT. 6IVES UP P iri tiU$S rQ2 fJ fV'AV iCSlljl. KNOCKED BOOK OFF AKD WARkS PLACE WITH , READING AND LISTENS ISP I Sji4 -fl SIT 1 RNAT TO RADIO INSTEAD . "Lookf,. Pop. kerf eomei ttt OTble- ' ffhiPhilllpr V THE LAST PAIR Scene; Same desolate spot on this earth. Character: Th taut two turvivort of a u-orJ uw, pair named Sloopey tnd Drooper. Stoopey ai a hand grenade goei over hii head!) Hahl You missed that time! Droopey I got the fellow behind you. Stoopey There'a nobody behind me. Or behind you either. They'v all been killed oft. Droopey Gosh! has It got down to that? Are we really the only two left? Stoopey Yep. ' Droopey Well, who won? Stoopey (sadly) It'i still a tie. I guess you and I'll have to fight It out Droopey Hold on minute . . . we oughta think that over. If I win you're left all alone. If you win I'm all left all alone. There wouldn't be any fun In that Stoopey It might be an excellent Idea. That makes everything to tal loss. The complete end of a total war, see? No more arguments, no more back talk, no mora alliances, alli-ances, no more trouble with any body. Droopey That would be terrible. Stoopey But It would be what we have been working toward all along! Droopey No; the winner would still have his hate left What would he do with that? Stoopey (thoughtfully That's the hard part A man would have to hate somebody. It would be part of his nature after all these, years. Droopey Yeah. But there'd be nobody he could hate, except him self. You couldn't hate yourself. Stoopey There would be nothing else to do. And at this stage of hatreds it would be easy. ' Droopey There must be some way out. Let's compromise. Let's call It off. You and I as the last two survivors can then hate each other and be quite happy about it Stoopey (suspiciously) How do I ' know I could trust you? The first thing I know you might soften up and want to be friendly. Droopey There was a time when you wouldn't have thought that a bad idea. Stoopey I know, but this hate business has gone on so long it's become a habit. I'm an addict So are you. Droopey Maybe you're right 0. K.I Stop worrying. If I give you my word to keep hating you 100 per cent I'll keep it And I'll expect as much from you. (Wearily) Say, what was everybody fighting for, anyhow? I forget Stoopey A better world. Everybody Every-body was determined to get it if it took the last man. Droopey And it damned near did! Stoopey (looking around) WeU, anyhow, we're near that new order, that new setup. Droopey Boy, you can lave itl Capital gone, the economic system's gone, the bankers are gone, the critics crit-ics are gone, barriers are gone, frontiers fron-tiers are gone . . . everything. Stoopey (his eyes falling on some thing in the wreckage) Look. There's part of a broadcasting set over there. With Just you and I left lfs going to be awfully lonesome. We could put it together and still have the radio. Droopey What! and listen to EACH OTHER! (He shoots Stoopey, who doesn't . seem to care much.) IS THERE NO LIMIT "God Bless America" is a pretty ' fine patriotic number, and it has be come the American song of the crisis, cri-sis, but something should be done to protect it in the clinches. Night club comics sing it immediately following fol-lowing pretty raw interludes, masters mas-ters of ceremony call for It after their most risque moments, and, believe be-lieve it or not, in one Broadway picture and vaudeville house a fat coarse, faded female blues shouter swings Into it with a comedian, after they have both been giving a club-smoker club-smoker atmosphere to the proceedings. proceed-ings. And with an enormous American Amer-ican flag as their backdrop! It may be too much to expect them to see anything wrong about it but isn't it time the audience started throwing things? WITHOUT GAS MASKS "Hitler and Molotov Talk for Three Hours." Headline. And they promised there weald be bo gat warfare this time! Elmer Twitchell saw a friend of his going downtown the other night with his wife, his wife's mother and his wife's two sisters. "Under convoy," con-voy," be muttered. Mr. Green and Mr. Lewis want a labor peace no matter who gets hurt at it From Champion to Caddie Cyril Walker, National Open Coif champion in 1924, was a caddie recently re-cently on the Miami Beach Municipal Munici-pal course. Ha made about $150,000 as a professional, but now lives at the Salvation Army hostel. roll ut Ion by Animals Many orthodox Brahmans of India are so fearful of pollution by animal flesh that they take a purify-Ing purify-Ing bath even after receiving1 a letter let-ter from a meat-eating country. A Singing Business Singing of birthday and other greetings over the telephone by telegraph tele-graph girls baa become ao popular that at many as CO operators have sung 9,000 of these greetings ia a Ingle day, in New York city. Counterfeit Notes Decline Loss to the public from counterfeit notes during the past year declined 60 per cent, according to the Treasury Treas-ury department. This was attributed attribut-ed to the "know your money" campaign cam-paign among storekeepers, cashiers, and the public. 41 Ter Cent in Draft In tho World war there were 23,908,578 men registered, er 44 per cent of the male population. There were draft dodgers numbering 837.643. HOTELS Wh-n In RKNO NEVADA Use l In UOTKL UOl.DKN Krnn- liiml ana soul popular htl. WASHING MACHINES UU . Aimx . D-xt-r f!S - S2S S3S Rolli Repairing. All make HOMES HANSEN MAYTAG SHOP .21 Bo. 8 lata 8lrt Ball Lak Cltr WATCH BARGAIN A I1I.IS r-alaa for anl- ST.tS Cant T-Jcwd wrist witch. Plna quality 8wiaa moTrmrnt In -allow raid com. Clft bet Included. If not aathftid afwr Bvt Ut frea trial rar Bonrr promptly rofanded. CRUSER JEWELRY OFFICE EQUIPMENT NEW AND I'RKD dek and ehalrs, ilea, lynowrlttra, adding mch'a, aafaa, bk-aar. ikUJ)ra Broadway. Salt tako WHEN IN SALT LAKE To boat food IB Suit Lako la aore4 bi Tho MAYM.OWKR C A Kbit Kb-it 1S4 South Main fUHUl.AH CKICED l.unrhnons, Utnnora and nandwiriwa HOTEL BEN LMW OGDEN, UTAH 4 ,'-ll-,f, ,, i Q 1 : k pj lit Rooma S Bat ha . II tt M M family Kooma for iwraona MM Air Cooled Loanga and Lobby lirlll Room Coffao 8ho Ta Baoa Homo l Rota -y Klwanla Hirratlm Eiehango Optlmlato "a.-ao" Chanbor af Camaiarco and Ad Clab Hotel Ben Lomond 0;l)KN UTAH Com aa roa aro ' r R. KMacarald Mr? WNU Work No, 4Mt SALT LAKK ft i F0n CIIIilSTilIAS THIS YEAR SEND Greeting Cards of Distinction AND Duality Air Brush Designs (Hand Painted) Oilettes Steel Die Engraved Cards DeLnxe Box Assortments Designs! tnd Styled by BURGOYKE See TJour Printer at Once |