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Tria Sneaker won or savea many a ball game with his brilliant field ing and his hard hitting. But ne willingly will-ingly agrees that when it eomes to winning percentage, the star pitcher Is the winning factor. "Walter Johnson," speaaer aaid, "won 20 or more games a year over a period of It consecutive consecu-tive years with a club that without with-out him probably would have been mired In the second division. divi-sion. His average was about 200 or maybe 300 per cent above his team's average. Washington without Johnson was a pushover. Washington with Johnson pitching was harder hard-er to beat than any team In the league. Including the Athletics, Athlet-ics, Tigers er the Bed Sox. It'a the same, today, when Newhous-er, Newhous-er, Feller and Chandler are working. "The Red Sox also have great pitchers, but they have a great team to back them up. What makes them so strong, at this point anyway, is that in addition to a fine ball club they also have the pitching. That makes it tough for any challenger. Great pitchers such as Ed Walsh, Nick Altrock and Doe White have carried weak-hitting teams to a pennant and a world's champion ship, as this trio did in 1906, but no set of hitters and fielders ever have carried weak pitchers anywhere out of the second division." All that is needed is to look over the individual pitching averages of Hal Newhouser of the Tigers, Bob Feller of the Indians and Spud Chandler of the Yankees and com pare them with the averages of their teams in the standing of the clubs. These three men have kept on win ning in spite of weak batting sup port at times. You've heard more than a little about the famous Gas House gang of St Louis around 1934. They had their full share of good ball-players. but it was Dizzy Dean who pitched them into a pennant without Dizzy they would have finished six or eight games away, possibly more. Next Title Bout In the wake of the Louis-Conn chamnionshiD fieht it is onlv natural that the new gossip should concern the next title contest It was een- erallv understood that if Louis re tained bis title his next fight would be against the winner of the Tami Mauriello Jersey Joe Walcott elimination elim-ination contest. If Conn won there was to be a repeat engagement. meaning the best two out of three Louis will have to have a Sep tember match for several reasons One is need of money to pay his taxes and to square his account with Mike Jacobs. Another la that Joa isn't getting any younger and the years have begun to take their toll He still can pick up another $90,000 net profit in a second fight outside of Conn and Louis, the heavyweight picture has been any of talent for some time. Now Conn la definitely out Promoter Mike Jacobs has been trying to get a real challenger ready for the last three years, but the aupply has been extremely ex-tremely thin. Lee Oma kicked himself out of the picture with his terrible showing against Jersey Jer-sey Joe Walcott Oma set an all-time record for wrecking a show, for refusing to make any part of a fight Ton ean throw Oma out of any heavyweight picture that means anything. Jersey Joe Walcott may not be much of a heavyweight as far as champions go, and the same can be aaid of Tami Mauriello. Still the seem to be the onlv ones left rhn .have shown anything worth looking at and neither has shown too much. A Maurlello-Walcott meeting meet-ing might be no part of a thriller it doesn't figure to be but at least It would be a clash between the two heavyweights who might slip Into the spotlight in the wake of Louis and Conn. Financially, the sooner such a fight is scheduled, perhaps the better. bet-ter. There has been an abnormal amount of loose money around. The amazing thing is that during the five years Intervening between the first and second Louis Conn parties, no other heavyweight has been developed who has any class. One might think that over a five-year five-year period, during which so much boxing was taught In the army and navy, tome challenger would have been found. So far this Is only an idle dream. Up to date no such animal baa ten developed. IT'S EASY to do cable stitcfc 1 Why not make this rug-so to, IITIOUS Vet inexnensivs TTc. a either in the bedroom or the balk room. uui uut. mii.tcu 5 rauern 12(1 lit directions (or it and for a matchlm tai cover. Dim In an nniisnallv lam. i cur rem euuuiuuns, sugnuy more One I required in filling orders for a few of h most popular pattern numben Sena your order to: Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept Box 3217 San Francisco I, CiU Enclose 20 cents for Patten. Name- Address- 'Cet O'Sultivan SOUS as was Heels next time you Amvtr shoes repaired. MORE MILEAGE with greater comfort: Buy U. S. 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