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Show A t s . PROVO (UTAH) EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, JANUARY2 8, 1935 The Every Afterwoe except Saturday ana Sunday dforaJng- Published by the IJprald Corporation, 50 South First West street. I'rovo, Utah, Kntered as second-clasa matter at the postoffice in Provo, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. 12S3EUSiSj representatives, New ttoston, LA) a Angeles, Seattle, Uhlcago. Member United Presa, N. K. A. Service. Western Features and the Scrippa League of Newspapers. Subscription terms by carrier in Utah county 50 cents the month $2.75 for six months, in advance; $5,011 the year, in advance; by mail in Utah county, in advance; $4.50; outside Utah county, $5.00. "Proclaim Liberty tarma;a aU the laad" Liberty Bell 'The power to Lax la the power to destroy. "Those who are governed least On With the Dance Falling in line behind one of the most humanitarian movements ever conceived, Provo is preparing to join with some 5,600 other American communities Wednesday night in staging a "President's Birthday Ball." The affair will be held in the I'tahna Gardens. Similar events will be held in practically every Utah county community, we have been told. The funds raised from the nation-wide birthday ball;; will be used, as they were last year, in the fight against the infantile paralysis. More than a million dollars was raised last year to combat this dread disease. . tfnder the present arrangement none of the proceeds will go to the Warm Springs Foundation as was the case last year. Instead, 70 per cent will be spent for orthopedic services in localities making the contribution and :iU per cent for research. Tne novel idea of having a birthday ball in practically every city and many of the small towns of the United States in celebration of "the president's natal day kindled the imagination and stirred the enthusiasm of tens of thousands of persons all over the country. They were inspired by their affection for the genial president of the United States, who fought a brave fight to win back his health through the medium of Wixan Springs' healing waters and also by their sympathy :'or the large numbers of persons, a majority ma-jority of them children of tender years, whose hope of being able to walk again after an attack of polio, was to stay at Warm Springs. Although the Warm Springs Foundation is now pretty well provided for, there is still a wide t'i-ll for assisting those afflicted with infantile paralyses, and a still broader one for research to find out how the disease may be prevented. pre-vented. When Wednesday. January :'0 comes, and the Presiden: celebrates his fifty-third birthday, the slogan will be, "On with the dance, let joy be unconf ined." Safety Altec the Mrn ("astle l:iv -Mid f ii-eori of shins. After the Wlohau : disaster. :lemand for more laws 'and wi-eckpi oof ships. Laws may be useful, but there are probably enough now. if properly enforced. There neer can be a completely fireproof ship. There never can be a wreckproof ship. Ship construction rules, ship operation rules these are important. Rut nothing ever can take the place of trained, skilled, experienced officers and crewstrained, not only for normal operation, but for those swift, deadly emergencies that alway-s-hreaten hip.s-,at sea. The law provides lifeboat drills for crewsand passengers. pas-sengers. How many ships obey the law? Very few. The passengers don't want to be bothered. It is "bad psychology," psychol-ogy," to put passengers into lifebelts line them up next to their lifeboats, for practice, just m case. . . . "Bad psychology." perhaps but it costs scor all over the world every year. Safety at sea is not so much a question, of laws as it is of trained nien and passengers. i Christian Science I Church sv .... - - "Truth is the subject . ,f the Lesson-Sermon which v. is read in all Churches of Phrist. Scient-is Scient-is nS o ist, Sunday, anuary 27 The Golden Text is from Psalms 'Say, Fella Howja Like to Get Some Herald York, San Francisco, Detroit, are governed best." Thomas Jefferson. At Sea disaster a d- rsiand I'or nior a of live and 86:11: "Teach me thy w,.y. () L-rd: I ' will walk m thy truth; unite my h- art to fear thy name " Among tiie Scrip u:m 1 citati-': s in the Lesson-Sei mon is Matthew 6 24 "N' m -!: can serve tw masters; for (. lthei he will hate the one. and '..v tb ..tb.ev; r else vie will hold to th ..ne. ,,nd d-s-n:se the other Ye ea'm.fl serve ( lod and manure Correlative to ided this Wie OUT OUR WAY ' NO, I CAW'T AT'S JUST EKACTI-V ft - "" v TAkE A JOK TU WAV TM' STUFF I , Jf rp UOr WOUR JOKES. WAS IM Ttt CHAIR JgL L PUT THOSE THIMSS I IT REMINDED Me ( V RIGHT BACK OF HOME FROM ffil WHERE VOU SHOPPIKJ'-THENJ 'fl-' l' FOUKJO THEM. -r JUS HAPP6MED tJU 1 j TO THIUK OP TH' ! j b VIWEGAR JUG. L , ' igPV H WHICH MADE' Ai!Wv&; WptCP 1 V "T BETTER- U WW A jy v jacH better Jir ; f M. REG. U. 8. PAT. OFF. i It, .MS BY NfcA ;tnvii.6.. imv Bright Moments In Great Lives Chat It s E Chapin, known from coast to coast as the "Simon Legrec" ol a now bygone newspaper news-paper era. .started his newspaper career as a news "butch" selling newspapers in New York. He later made the enviable reputation of be.iijj; the greatest city editor who ever barked an order. In his i arlv years he sold newspapers news-papers and doubled his earnings by carrying telegrams that were S'-nt trom tile telegraph office located lo-cated m the same building where ih newspaper was published. One n:pht In- was entrusted with a telegram from President Grant to . I S senator-. Rushing to the house, lie dis-( dis-( '.'. red tli it the senator was in bed. Hru.'dnng by the butler, he rushed into the room, grabbed the senator by the arm. and shouted: 'Wake up, senator, here's a message f"i- you from President Grant ."' C ATHLIDIiAL il TTEI) MILWAUKEE. .Tan. 28 l'.!!' Fire of undetermined origin caused extensive damage today to St J hn's Catholic cathedral, a landi: ark since 1S47. Firemen answering an-swering three alarms were forced t" smash valuable stained glass windows to gam entrance for nose.- and t" free the interior of bailding of smoke. the following passages from the Christian Scvnce textbook, "Science and Health with Key to the Si. riptures" by Mary Baker Eddy: Divine Mind rightly demands de-mands man's entire obcdier.ee, affection, af-fection, and strength. Xo reservation reserva-tion is made ior any lesser loyalty. Ohf di- r.ee to Truth gives man power and strength. Submission to trior superinduces loss of power." i p. 183 i. Easy Money?' r. - Howdy, folks! Among the more important bills awaiting await-ing the attention of the legislators leg-islators at Salt Iake are those calling for the immediate payment ol their room rent. An economist writing in The Herald declares that people with foresight are buying farms. Well, there is one good thing about owning own-ing a farm: When relatives come to visit you you can put them to wTk instead ol having to take them to the movies. HKH.HT SAYINGS OF THE KIDDIES Dear Sir: .My little sou Archimedes Arch-imedes was 'etting a suit made to order. When S trying on the oat, the tailor W asked hi,,,- . Where do voii want the imt. tons?" ,nd the little kiddie replied: re-plied: "Opposite the buttonholes. you lunkhead!" Wasn't that cute : He's only six. Proud Father. " According to a news item, a c . . . r a i "V foot C1UO JOI Ilieil llio.e .nan tall will be formed in I'rovo, we understand the chairs in it will be indicated bv landing field markers TODAY'S DEFINITION Fear is the emotion that makes a Ixuvlegged man's knevs knock together. Then there's the drunk who walked into the living room during the height of the party and said, "I'm tanked, I go home now." . AMIGA 1 1, AI'PLESAl'CE SEZ: "I pity th kid whose mother is th' lest bridge player in toT." Ivory Ida is married now. And she thinks the bridge of sighs is the game her husband plays. 'f' MACK TO SCHOOL ".Make a sentence using the word CAl'TKIUZE." "I cauterize and winked and she winked back." There is nothing that broadens ..ne like travel, unless it is too many hot fudge sundaes. 3 y y WtiTe- darned if we're in favor of a jfive-day week. We think it's just .1 scheme of wives to give husbands an extra day to do handy jobs around the house. -Y- -Y- -Y- HOMEK BREW'S DIARY (Lord's Day). Betimes to kirk wearing my new grav-and-red muffler, and so neat c be, that I am resolved my greate expense shall be gray-and-red mufflers albeit Dame Brew doth call me a big sissie and declare that I shall next be wearing spats, heaven forbid! for-bid! In the afternoon do take Dame Brew, Little Homer and Babie Brew a -driving in the petrol buggy, but mighty frightened lest the traffick constables do seize me I not having obtained a blue license lic-ense yet (such a sluggard I be!) And so do drive only thru alleyways, alley-ways, and other obscure by ways, but ha ha! they caught me noit. Only so to home. "f" Tell it to the judge. BY WILLIAMS SUBMIT HEALTH REPORT SPRING VILLE The annual health report submited by Dr. John II. Anderson lists 207 cases of measles reported in 1934; 55 mumps; 8 whooping cough; 3 scarlet fever; 5 chicken pox; 3 pneumonia; 3 typhoid. Compar-tively Compar-tively few contageous diseases are reported in the city thus far this year. -O dec. in Mere todat ANN IIOLL1STKR, pretty and 20, lenrn that ber college course wan ntnile poaaible by money-Ion money-Ion ned by friends of her father, now dend. To repay Ihcm ahe f-fera f-fera her home (or sale and uoida m mile of the family antiques. (a the day of the aale a yonng , nan, delayed by motor trouble, atops at her home to telephone. After he lenvea Ana finds a blue vase miaainc. In Ita plaee la a note signed "P-lv." and a 50 bill. In the larsre elty where ahe goes to find work Ann obtains a libra li-bra ry post. She becomes friendly friend-ly with SARAH KENT, also on , the library staff. She meeta TONY MICKI.K. commercial artist. art-ist. Tonr tries to atari a flirtation. flirta-tion. Sarah, who snspects Ana In Interested In Tony, decides to warn her against the Irresponsible Irresponsi-ble you ne man. NOW GO ON WITH TIIE STORY , CHAPTER III ! SARAH made a thorough Job of telling Ann about Tony. She I began by saying: "I suspect! Tony's laying a foundation for one I of his grand campaigns and, be- j cause I like you, Ann, I'm going J to warn you. It wouldn't do for i you to go around with Tony. It; simply wouldn't do." j Ann laughed. "What has he done that's so terrible? He might be a gangster, the way you're talking." "If the idea appealed to him Tbny would probably turn gangster, gang-ster, " Sarah said, siiling. "But Tony's risks are of a different : kind. Like falling for other men's wives." And here Sarah told Ann about Tony's lovable qualities, his weaknesses, weak-nesses, his deadly charm, his ir-responsibilty. ir-responsibilty. No girl could ever be sure that Tony would keep a date. Anything might interfere a call to join another party, a sudden decision to work, or just forgetfulnesg. SaOi stopped talking for a mo- 1 ment and met Ann's cool, wise gaze. "You're not surprised?" Bhe gasped. "Of course not. I knew all about Tony before he ever spoke to me." "And here I've been worried to death. Pardon me, Ann, but you look such a kid." Ann said, "Now that we've disposed dis-posed of this terrible young man, I wonder if you'd help me find a place to stay. The roo.m I have is terrible." "Ann, why don't you come In with me!" Sarah asked. "I've Just moved into a new apartment and it really is too large for me." "Sounds fine. But don't forget I'm red-headed." "I've a red-head temperament myself. Well, anyway, we could try It. If it didn't work, there'd be no hard feelings." TT was agreed and Ann said she would telephone for her trunk to be sent to Sarah's apartment that afternoon. T guess it would be better for me to attend to It," Sarah said. "I can give the baggageman directions direc-tions about getting in. tell him where to put your trunk and warn him about scratching the walls." Ann scribbled on a card and handed it to Sarah. It was Saturday and both had the afternoon off. "We might take in a movie," Sarah said, "but I'm meeting John MacDonald, a friend of mine, for a show. What mre your plans?" "I'll run ont and pay my board bill, and then I may come back and do a little shopping "Mac and I could pick you op Washington Merry-Go-Round (Continued trom Page One). Daily," a pro-Will Hays organ: Hays Office White House 'Alliance The Hays Office and the White House, came into closer relation yesterday with the marriage of John Boettiger, a recent addition to the Hays staff, and Mrs. Anna Roosevelt Roose-velt Dall, daughter of the president. The wedding was performed here by Judge Frederic Kernochan without public announcement. CROCODILE TEARS RFC Chairman Jesse Jones is noted for his easy-going Iraper - turbability. But on occasion the big drawling Texan can be definitely vitriolic. Appearing before the House Banking Committee on behalf of the administration's bill extend - ing the life of the RFC for an - other two years, Jesse was sub - jected to some barbed interroga- tion Massachusetts' Republican Representative Charles L. Gifford. Gifford was particularly critical of what he described as the RFC's "failure to save the textile industry." in-dustry." "It seems to me," he remarked acidly, "that the RFC has a gdass-eye sympathy so typical of bankers in general toward the problems of the textile industry." Jesse's smile dropped like a plummet and he sat up stiffly in his chair. "That's ridiculous." he snapped back. "Ours is a very real sym- pathy. If you will see to it that the law is changed so that we can do something for the industry our glass eye will cease shedding crocodile tears. Ton)) xpas leaning across (he table norv, looking at Ann ucith that never seen anyone so lovely before," he said. some place about six." "Suppose we say the library, That's as good a place as any." Ann paid her bill and returned down town but the shopping was destined not to be done. She was walking along the street, feeling show," Ann said coldly, lost in the milling throngs of peo- j Tony sighed audibly. "I underlie, under-lie, when she was hailed blithely: stand such conversation is out. "Well, look who's here!" j It was Tony Mickle. j It was impossible to resist j Tony's contagious smile and good humor. Ann found herself snail- i ing back at him. "There, that's much better," Tony said. "You're quite a dif - ferent person when you smile, i! gather you thaw in sunshine. Do you take your mood from your surroundings, Ann?" j "Bold and mannerless young men must be put in their places." , Ann retorted. ! "I'm sorry but I'd do it again if there were no other wa of meeting you." I They were walking along the lu,13r u? f au au, ' .M tb .H.ntin Ma InnJwere being whirled rway. Learn- I street, Tony adapting his long step to hers. Ann said, "Well, at least you have one virtue honesty." hon-esty." "And I have excellent taste," Tony said. "What are you planing? plan-ing? Right now?" "I'm going shopping." "No, you're not. I Just left John MacDonald who was on his way to meet Sarah. They're go ing to take in a show. Let's see if ' . l. . : 1 .1 .- . some good seats for Tip-Top. SO Tony was a friend of Sarah's f rionrl Rnrall iiarln't coi.l that. In fact, Sarah hadn't said anything good at all about Tony, j hat fact at the moment made Ann feel a rush of sympathy for the young man. He certainly wa3 good-looking, good-looking, and he was behaving quite properly, too. "I'd love to go," Ann said. Presently, sitting beside Ann in the theater, Tony whispered. "Maybe there are some things you "Just like yours," he gdded. i I FOREIGN CONGRESSMEN There- are ten foreign-born, congressmen con-gressmen in the 74th congress: One Englishman, CJeorge Burn-ham, Burn-ham, Republican of California. Two Germans: Leonard W. Schuetz, Democrat of Illinois, and Bernhard M. Jacobsen, Democrat, of Iowa. One Austrian: Karl Stefan, Republican Re-publican of Nebraska. One Dane: Charles G. Binderup, Democrat of Nebraska. One Swede: Pehr G. Holmes. Republican of Massachusetts. " Two Italians: Vincent Palra-isano. Palra-isano. Democrat of Maryland, and Peter A. Vavichia, Republican of New Jersey. One Irishman: Michael J. Stack, Democrat of Pennsylvania; one Scotsman Robert Crosser, Democrat, Demo-crat, of Ohio. MAIL BAG - C. R.. Allen town. Pa. Three ; members of the NRA board have ! declined to accept the $12.000-a- j year salary that 'goes with the" job and receive instead $l-a-year, minus the 5 per cent pay cut. They are: Chairman S. Clay Wil - ' liams, executive of the Reynolds j Tobacco Co.; Arthur Whiteside, 1 president of Dun & Bradstreet; i and Sidney Hillman, president of the Amalgamated Garment Work- ! ers. . . . L. P., Youngstown, Ohio Bookings for TVA's talkie-movie talkie-movie are being handled by the Director of Publicity, Tennessee aue .h.kmil.v. i.vvm.i. xi,... ; . . . A. G., Cdar Rapids, Iowa. i Despite widely circulated reports! to the effect, Frank C. Walker I WILL NOT be made administrat- ' : ive head of the $4,000,000,000 j ; work-relief program. . . . H. A., i : Ies Moines. la. The supreme ; ;! court is free to ask questions of j 1 anyone appearing before it. The j ; reason why it did not direct inter- rogations to Attorney General Cummings when he argued the cold cases was that it is custom i of the tribunal not to interrupt the attorney general. don't know. Did you know an-j qels don't have wings any more? jThey have red hair and weigh ! about 115 pounds, nicely distrib- j uted, and" I "I thought we came to see tne ; Well, as Cicero once said, our . thoughts are free. You can't stop ! me from thinking how sweet you j are." j Jn tne nair ngnr, Ann nusuea. "Seriously, Ann, Tony said in i a low tone, "We must be friends, j v-w Wit t want to tremendously. They did. It was nice dancing, "l don't see why we shouldn't ; too Ann's slender body fitting e-" Ann told nim- 'closely in Tony's arms, "Fine! Now that that's settled; Outside again, he was saying: we're going out somewhere and "Match you with a nickel. Heads celebrate the event with a din- j you lose, tails I win and we'll ride ner" , , t t A T I and ride untiI m money which 1 couldn f- Ann protested. l , isn't a great deal gives out." can t so to dinner witn 'ou to" j "No," Ann said, remembering iPht-" , . u J (belatedly Sarah's warning. "I But somc"how n happened that ; must go home." ing that Ann was to meet Sarah,! "Yes. I've an impulse to go Tony overcame that objection by home now. I don't think a taxi telephoning to the library and ride at 2 a. m. would be any fun. leaving word for Sarah that he 'in other words you're bored would bring Ann home. j with me." "Where are we going?" Ann "Fearfully," Ann teased, asked. ! "Well then, we're off to Sarah's. "I dfn't expect you've heard of gay i-ve jnst remembered that the place but they serve good Sarah moved from her old domi-food." domi-food." cile. Vhats the address of the , new place?" rKLbE-.V.i.Y they arrived at a garish lfttte place, cellar-like, i damp and cool. The floor was con-, lives?" phe gasped, crete and the menu card was soiled! "I've been out to her place loti from much handling, but the j Df times. But it seems to me Mac red-checked tablecloth and nap- sajd something about Sarah plan-kins plan-kins were clean. j ning to move.'" "So you are going to Sarah's "She has," Ann said, tonight." Tony said. j "And you don't know the ad- "Yes." Ann replied,' "I'm going I dress?" there to live." j "No. Sarah sent for my trunk," "You'll have to fold up to get Ann explained. "I forgot to get in," Tony said. I tlie address from her, and beside. Ann thought that was queer. w wer Planning to meet alter From what Sarah had saTd, she tne show. Oh. Tony, whafll 1 OoJ had Judged the apartment was SCIENCE While scientists working over a long period of years have virtually virt-ually perfected a vaccine to check the spread of infantile paralysis and the .dread in which it has been held by persons of all ages, many more diseases, among then en-caphalitis en-caphalitis or sleeping sickness, ara yet to be conquered. The two men who have received the most credit for leading the batthr against infantile paralysis are Dr. John Kolmer ol Temple university and Dr. Maurice Brodie Bro-die of New York. The., latter scientist is now working on a virus of eliminate "sleeping sickness" sick-ness" from the scourges of mankind man-kind ' - Obtaining his virus, with whicilP he has conducted numerous experiments, ex-periments, from the victims of last year's outbreak in St. Louis, Dr. Brodie's experiments with encephalitis en-cephalitis vaecines are well advanced. ad-vanced. While there is no definite promise of a successful virus be- ing obtained. Dr. Brodie and his i assistants are hopeful of devel- ; oping a vaccine within the next ; year. SECOND TRL4L STARTS TOPEKA, Kan., Jan. 28 U.Pv Charles A. Shepard, 63-year-old retired major in the U. S. army medical corps, went on trial today for the second time charged with the murder of his second wife, Zcnena at Fort Riley Kansas, in igog " cWenard's first trial resulted in conviction by a federal court jury in Kansas City. Kan., but the U. S. supreme court overruled the conviction and ordered a new trial. It's said you need a vocabulary of 10.000 words to understand the days' news, unless you confine your reading to the funnies, of course. HTIary RAvmono 1934 ME A SERVICE. INC. flattering light in hi$ eyes, 'I've fairly large. Tony was leaning across the table now, looking at Ann with that nattering light in hta eyes, "I've never seen anyone so lovely before," he said softly. When Ann did not reply, be went on, "'Boloney,' the wise gal is thinking. Well, all right. Wait and see." After a meal that was delicious. Tony said, "How about dancing some place? It's one way to be- come oeuer acquainted, a gin. a man, music and a moon! Shall we go to the roof" uosn- aon 7 Ter yield to impulses?" Ann.s eyes met hi9 blankly. "Don't you know where Sarah (To Be Continued |