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Show M.n. HOOins U., menmunu, viryimo New holiday diet plan With the approach of the holiday season, many local ladies have gone on adrastic diets in a last ditch effort to get in shape before Christmas. Here is a diet which is guaranteed to help anyone lose weight..-IN A HURRY! ! MONDAY Breakfast: steam from weak tea Lunch: 1 guppy fin Dinner: 2 wrungout lettuce leaves TUESDAY Breakfast: scrapings from burnt toast Lunch: 'iboullion cube, dissolved in dehydrated water Dinner: 6 caraway seeds (under glass) WEDNESDAY Breakfast: boiled out coffee stains from tablecloth Lunch: 2 donut holes (without sugar) Dinner: aroma from empty steak plate (any cut) THURSDAY Breakfast: shredded eggshell skins Lunch: 4 chopped tomato seeds Dinner: chopped salad-minced oragne navel and 1 clover leaf FRIDAY Breakfast: 2 oz. prune juice (gargle only) Lunch: shrunken carrot peelings with 2 drops of water . Dinner:. ribs of tadpole a la mud SATURDAY Breakfast: boiled butterfly antennae . Lunch: 3 eyes from Irish P13165 .... it Dinner: pigeon knuckles sprinkled lightly with pa prika SUNDAY Breakfast: 3 cookie crumbs Lunch: 1 hummingbird liver, saute'ed in vinegar Dinner: fillet of jellyfish vertebrae |