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Look at the time it's taken him to do it. "WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE.""You must keep your mouth shut when you're in the swimming pool," said the instructor, "or you'll swallow a mouthful of water." "Well," replied the fearless beginner, "there's plenty more." MOVING LETTERS. First Pater "My boy's letters from college always send me to the dictionary."Second Pater "That's nothing! My boy's always send me to the bank." Are You rrepared t0 take care of yur 1 1.. . tL L- 1 UOOK.5 lOI IIIC bCHUUl year." JUST SO. "Pop, what are the duties of a campaign manager?" "Principally, my son, to count chickens before they are hatched." Judge. UNDEBATABLE. The attorney had lost a case and wasn't feeling very happy over it. "Your profession doesn't make angels out of men, does it?" said a medical friend, teasingly. "No," snapped the lawyer, "that's one thing we leave to you doctors!" IN THE PARLOR. Nuts (musingly) What would we do without Edison? Viola We'd be having a good time THE MEANING OF THE MOANING. The wind groaned about the eaves. It was an ill-wind. DOOMED. Chem. Professor Tomorrow we will take chlorine, and Tuesday, arsenic. I spent a very boring afternoon. How's that? I was drilling on the campus. "When I was shipwrecked in South America," said Captain Bowsprit, "I came across a tribe of wild women who had no tongues." "Mercy!" cried one of his listeners of the fair sex. "How could they talk?" "They couldn't," snapped the old man. "That's what made 'em wild." THE ANSWER. She Do you know why I won't marry you? He I can't think. She You guessed it. Stanford Chaparral. ADMIRATION. "Did you grasp the significance of that lecturer's remarks?" "Not altogether." "Then why did you applaud so much?" "Well, I admire brains and I thought that man must be awful smart to understand what he was talking about." Mother Always think twice before you speak. Tommy Gee, Ma, you sure do some quick thinking when you start on Pa! Jap farmer to Lemon -"Some Sona- ca , he stole my shovel; you got'em?" TARDY BUT TOUCHING. If time only improved women like it does tobacco, summer school would sure be worth looking at. THE FOR. vSHOB WHY THEY SCRAMBLED. A traveler in the dining-car of a Georgia railroad had ordered fried eggs for breakfast. "Can't give you fried eggs, boss," the negro waiter informed him, "lesson you wait till we stop." "Why, how is that?" "Well, de cook he say de road's so rough dat every time he tries to fry eggs dey scrambles." TRUE. "Was Rome founded by Romeo?" inquired a freshman of the senior. "No, my boy," replied the wise one; "it was Juliet who was found dead by Romeo." ESTIMATED. "Was she shy when you asked her her age?" "Yes, I imagine about ten years." Perhaps Nic. says there is a place for the ukulele in an orchestra of 100 pieces. If the other 99 instntract'ts are bass drums. SARCASM. Waitress Here's your shortcake, sir. Testy Diner You call that shortcake? Take it out and berry it-Michigan Gargoyle. OLD SCORES. "Why are you so overbearing and exacting with the ex-soldier you took on as clerk? I should think you would treat an army comrade better." "Army comrade nothing. He used to be my sergeant." THE BOARD OF HEALTH. Strolling along the quays of New York harbor an Irishman came across the wooden barricade which is placed around the enclosure where emigrants suspected of suffering from contagious diseases are isolated. "Phwat's this boarding for?" he inquired of a bystander. "Oh," was the reply, "that's to keep out fever and things like that, you know." "Indade!" said Pat. "Oi've often heard of the Board of Health, but bejabers, it's the first time Oi've seen it!" HE KNEW. Sunday School Teacher "Where do all little boys and girls go to who do not put their pennies in the collection-box?"Pupil "Please, m'm, to the pictures." SUSPICIOUS. Flatbush The editor of this country paper says "the sound of the hammer is again heard in the land." Bensonhurst Sounds as if his wife had returned home. MAKING A LIVING. "What's that chap you went to college with doing now?" "Oh, he's making a living with a hand organ." "With a hand organ? Gee whiz!" "Yes; he's running a very successful manicure journal." Boston Transcript.FROM $7.50 to $12.50 A PAIR Clara's 2358 Washington Avenue CLIPPING HIS WINGS. He was a perfect wonder, was the candidate for a certain agricultural district. And he was never shy of telling the voters why they should elect him. "I am a practical farmer," said he, boastfully, at one meeting. "I can plow, reap, milk cows, shoe a horse in fact," he went on proudly, "I should like you to tell me any one thing about a farm which I cannot do." Then, in the impressive silence, a small voice asked from the back of the crowd: "Can you lay an egg?" A BOLSHEVIK PARADISE. "Work is to begin at half-past six, with a stop from 8:30 a. m. to 9 p. m. for breakfast." High Peak Reporter. RETURNED WITH INTEREST. 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