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Show PAGE TWO WEBER HERALD When you buy... "EATS" Trade at a Real Store that sells real Meats at real Good Prices. WHERE? RUSSELL-JAMES CO. Corner 24th and Lincoln DELIVERIES Twice a Day M. L. JONES COAL AND ICE 413 24th St. $ p p HATS and CAPS NORMAN SIMS 384 TWENTY-FIFTH STREET $ ip Ilil llliitfl J. P. Ridges I desire to let my friends and acquaintances know that they will receive prompt and efficient attention at this studio. I have the best operator that money can procure direct from the celebrated Sarony Studios in New York City. Come in today and inspect .our samples. Our photographs are the finest that skilled artists can produce. Open Sundays from 12 to 6 P.M. 416 24th Street. WEBER HERALD Published every other Thursday during the school year by the Students of the Weber Normal College Official paper 0f the Weber Normal College Address all comunications to Weber Herald, Ogden, Utah. STAFF WILLIAM KASIUS Managing Editor ELMON LINFORD Advertising Manager ROBERT WILKINSON Associate Editor GRANT DAHLSTOM Special Writer AGNES STEVENS Exchange Editor MARCUS BLUTH Staff Typist ROLAND BROWNING Staff Artist REPORTERS Ira Terry, Ruth Tanner, '22, Irna Cram, '23, Louise Browing, 20, Ruth Scowcroft, '21 VOL. IV THURSDAY, APRIL 15 EDITORIAL LETS HAVE A This year Weber stands alone as the one school in the Northern Division who did not enter a track team, in the annual meet. We are among the few institutions in the state who have no students representing us in this great outdoor sport. We have no intentions of criticizing any individuals for this condition. We realize that the lack of facilities has been the primary purpose of the failure to have a track team. But the point we desire to emphasize is CROSS COUNTRY RUN HELD At last the long talked of cross country run became a reality. We can lay a part of the blame on the President of the Boys' Association, under whose auspices it was conducted. The cross country run will no doubt become an annual affair, while keener interest with class and individual rivalry will exist on a larger scale. The cross country run this year was a hard undertaking because of its unpopularity. The college class seemed to be the only ones who were enthused over it. Three students of their ranks sensed their duty and trained, while theye were practically the only persons in the entire student body, we are sorry to say. The course of the three mile run was very unsatisfactory, it being, in many instances, of a hilly nature. (With the small number of seven students the race begun, but ended with a decreased number of three. The three were the only ones prepared for the long run and as usual they were the ones to finish. Mr. Ira Terry finished first, making the distance in seventeen minutes flat. When he crossed the tape he was as "fresh as a 1 illy" and as he stated, could have run another mile. Mr. Grant Loftgreen finished se-second in a very pleasing way. Mr. Walter Stevenson 'witnessed some very disappointing luck. Walt or "Doc" led the race until within two blocks of the goal, when his ankle gave way and he was unable to finish.Found in Examination Papers 1. The chamois is valuable for its feathers. The whale for its kerosene oil. 2. The climate of the earth is caused by the emotion of the earth around the sense. 3. Geometry teaches us how to bisect angels. 4. The skeleton something to hitch meat to. The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides off. 5. George Washington married Martha Curtis and in a short time became the Father of his country. 6. Gender shows whether man is feminine, masculine or nueter. 7. The function of the stomach is to hold the skirts up. No. 14 TRACK TEAM! this: Weber today possess students who have marvelous ability in track athletics if only givenMhe opportunity of expressing themselves. It is our sincere hope and desire that next year Weber will have the necessary facilities for track training. Give the Weber athletes the opportunity of demonstrating their athletic ability in the track events, together with the able work of a coach and this institution will be contending for first honors in this field of activity in the future.EMMETT WINS LEWIS MEDAL The annual Extemporaneous Contest of the school year was held recently and proved to be very interesting throughout. The winner of the contest was presented with a gold medal given rky L. J, Lewis, jewelers of thic city. We sincerely believe that Mr. Lewis, in offering this medal is doing a great duty. For the first part such a contest helps to enthuse the students to take part in student body activities. In the second place the contest is beneficial to all contestants. The general topic discussed in the contest was "World Peace." Twenty-four hours before the contest the speakers were given several subtopics of the general question. The final topic was chosen one hour before speaking. Mr. John Emmett won in a very commendable manner for which he received the medal. There was a young fellow named Cox Who wore lavender stripes in his sox And red polka dots too, On his waistcoat of .blue Good Lord, you could hear him for blox! Flunk, flunk, flunk, on pages I did not see And I would that my tongue could utter The thoughts that arise in me. Exchange. Mrs. Barlow: "How long did you study your lesson?" Alvin L. : "One hour, railroad time, including stops and delays." Be she went or am she gone? Has she left I all alone? Shall her never come to we, Shall I never come to she? It cannot was. Exchange. From a Girl's Diary Monday Virgil tried to hug me. Tuesday Tried again. Wednesday Ditto. Thursday Said if I didn't let him next time we went riding he would turn the car over and kill us all. Friday I saved seven lives today. Exchange. "What is this near-beer that they sell now, like?" "Well, it's just like having your girl throw you a kiss. The sentiment is all right, but you don't get the real thrill." EVENTUALLY PAINE & HURST FOR GOOD THING6 TO WEAR WHY NOT NOW? "Where the Women Trade" ; j JOHN POTTED PLANTS, CUT FLOWERS AND FUNERAL DESIGNS TELEPHONE NO. 125 RES. PHONE 2917 2249 WASHINGTON AVE. Watson-Tanner Clothing Go. 324-24th St. SEE US FIRST BramWeH's Books, Stationery and School Supplies EXCEL Prices Eight Assortment Complete SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. Shoes for Men- WomenChildren. 2461 THE jECCLES BUi0INQ Chirpractic Is Right sy f 'I'M i y 4 4 I. J. McKELL Chiropractor-Palmer Graduate NORTON DEALER IN Wash Ave. Have you the backbone to be well? The next time you are sick try Chiropractic. You will get well and keep smiling. 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