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Show PAGE FOUR WEBER HERALD FOR, SHOB FROM $7.50 to $12.50 A PAIR Cla rfy s 2358 Washington Avenue f mtitg jjftmt! Four personal appearance is goingltp fiape much to do with your success in life. It is our business to advise , and. help you succeed in this respect. MEN'S SECTION J. S. Lewis Co. JeWel'efs Class Pins Class Rings, Continuous Business Since 1849 Crown Painless Dentists 2468 WASHINGTON AVE. Between 24th and 25th (East Side Street) LET US REPAIR' YOUR BROKEN GLASS Griffin Paint Company .v 2310 Washington Ave. Call at The Lighthouse For Anything Electrical Phone 581 2454 Wash Ave. Lessee, Soda Fountain and Candy Department at Wrights. Also Owner Alhambra Candy Shop Frank Sojourner, Fine Home' Made Candies " OGDEN," UTAH.' News is the end of a story. Thfc beginning seldom is; printed. - Ashland (Mo.) Bugle. HINCKLEY SPEAKS IN DEVOTIONAL f1 Washington's birthday was fittingly observed during Devotional exercises Monday, - Music, readings and an oration by Superintendent E. L. Hinckley, of the State School for the Deaf and Blind, was the substance of the program. The choir, accompanied by the school band, gave the opening selections. This number was succeeded by two operetta solos, sung by President Dixon and Wm. H. Manning of the niusic department. They sang "Italia," and "Good-by," by Laste. Mr. Alvin Leishman, a Freshman of the institution and editor of the Ogden Boy Scout, gave a splendid recital, "The Hell Gate of Soinnuo," by Herbert Coffman. Last, but not least, Brother Hinckley gave his splendid oration on "Good Citizenship.' Mr. Hinckley dealt chiefly on the thought that we were living in the most chaotic of affairs in the history of America. "In order to com,bat these, existing conditions and bring the world to a peaceful basis we must turn back the pages of history and follow examples of President George Washington," he said. Our text: Oh bed, where is thy spring. iAnd . just because we feel rather optimistic at present we revive the old pun, "He opened the door and influenza."Kid Koko sez: A little advice to the; Seniors: "Don't count your credits . before the faculty slaughters them." W'e always knew that the Kaysville bunch were a crew of clowns, but for them to advertise the fact by adorning their handsome phisiques with clown suits of their school colors was beyond our anticipation. The yell master, for instance. And again, we hear that noble cry of Ogden High's, "Wait till next time." Kaysville's population doubled on the night of February 20, when the Weber rooters entered the city. Our Store is Headquarters for athletic supplies of every character. We carry only the best quality merchandise. Every article is fully guaranteed by us. You must be absolutely satisfied with every purchase you make in our store. Your complete satisfaction is essential to our success and we shall overlook no opportunity to please you. BBOWNING BROTHERS CO. Everything for Every Sport for Every Season. 2451 Hud son Avenue, Ogden, Utah Fone Four Five Suppose a boy of 17 determined to save $6.00 a week at 3 per cent compound interest. He will have in his 24th year $1675. of which $110. will be interest. Now figure how much you can save if you try, and how much it will amount to at compound interest in 5 or 10 years. Utah National Bank of Ogden A Dud While he was making his way about his platoon one dark night a sergeant heard the roar of a "G. I. Can" overhead and dived into a shell-hole. It was already occupied by a private, who was hit fully in the wind by the nin-com's head. A moment's silence a Inn g, doon breath, and then "Good Lord! is that you, Sarge?" "That's me." "Thank Heaven! I was just waiting for you to explode." American Legion Weekly. Beats the Simian Kind Special Dispatch to the Tribune Pittsburg, Feb. 9. Confident that he has regained all his old-time power as the result of having money glands grafted on himself, Frank Klaus, for mer middleweight champion, an nounced today that he would attempt a "come-back" in the ring. Only Pure Creamery Butter Used Butter Kissed Popcorn 419 1-2 25th Street It requires a great deal of inexperience to be beyond the reach of worry. Brawn vs. Brain Prof. Dempsey will receive one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in a few minute's fight with a Frenchman.While Prof. Jones earns about that amount in fifty years teaching French. "Did you have a good time at the Flatberby's week-end affair?" "Gracious, yes! My husband would iiot- speak to me for two weeksafterward." Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern. Sometimes a fellow calls making a lot of damn-fool mistakes with a motor getting experience. American Motorist. Quick Delivery The crucial moment had arrived at last. The great scientist making the final adjustment and reassured by a timely click held the instrument to his ears. "Is this you, Mars?" "Yes," came the faint answer, translated by code. "How many people have you got up there?" "Oh, we're limited to a couple of hundred millions. We automatically get rid of all bores, diplomats and literary freaks as soon as they become known." "Anything to drink?" "My! yes. We keep it in public fountains, free for all." "Smoke?" "Most expensive cigar is five cents." "How about the girls?" "All homely ones immediately destroyed.""Any income taxes?" "No taxes at all. We " The great scientist rang a bell. When his assistant came in he said quietly: "Harold, when I press this button I shall be no more. Please ship my astral body to Mars at once by Einstein's Dynamic Express. Coming, Mars!" THE' CROCKERY PEOPLE- To a Smiling Maid Not to the fairest of fair femininity Do I indite an impassioned appeal Maidens are many with looks of di-vinty,Still I refuse at their altars to kneel. Here on a sphere a goddess to seek: Give me the maid who is far from celestial, But who can smile every day of the week. Statuesque maidens abide nearly everywhere,Perfect of profile, of humor devoid! Worshipped by tremulous suitors who never dare Venture a kiss, lest their love be an noyed! Down with idoltry! It's a frivolity! Give me a girl who is only unique In that she's blest with an unfailing jollity, In that she smiles every day of the week! Oliver B. Capelle Alert Hubby "I had an awful scare this morning about two o'clock," said Mrs. Rapp. "I heard a noise down-stairs and I got up and turned on the electric light in the bedroom, and I saw a man's legs sticking out under the bed." "The burglar's legs?" asked Airs. Tapp. "No, my husband's legs," replied Mrs. Rapp; "he had heard the noise before it woke me." CincinnatiEnquirer. A Sad Song Among the passengers on board a ship crossing the Atlantic recently was a man -who stuttered. One day he hurried to the captain. "S s-s-s-s" he stuttered. "Oh, I can't be bothered!" said the captain angrily. "Go to somebody else." The man tried to speak to every one on board, but no one would wait to hear what he had to say. At last he came to the captain again. "Look here," said the captain, "I can tell you what to do when you. want to say anything: you should sing it." Suddenly, in a tragic voice, the man began to sing: "Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? The bloomin' cook's fell overboard and is twenty miles behind." 'Philadelphia Star. Conscious of Error A little girl was asked, upon her return home, how she liked the singing of the congregation in the church. "I liked it very much indeed," she said, "although all the people said it was bad." "All the people said it was bad! What do you mean, my dear?" "Oh, it was so bad that I heard the people praying, 'Lord, have mercy upon us miserable singers." London Tit-Bits. |