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Show MGE FOUR WEBER HERALD YOU DESERVE SUCCESS if you arc industrious. You will attain the success to which you are entitled if, in addition to working and earning money, you also economize in the spending of it. Make use of the Ogden State Bank, which invites Savings ot one dollar or more and pays 4 per cent interest, COMPOUNDED QUARTERLY, on Savings Accounts. OGDEN STATE BANK REED HOTEL BUILDING OGDEN, UTAH T5he Lighthouse "Ogden's Quality Electric Store" 2457 W ashington Avenue Phone 581 Handles the ROYAL Vacuumn Gleaner the Greatest Sucker in the world. Watch for our Special during the month of April Our Basketball Stuff is in- Better drop in and look our line over. Everything Jor Spring Athletics at attractive prices. Browning Brothers Co. To Whom It May Concern: Were the whistles that the college students blew in Devotional last week a part of the advertising for their play or did they want to show us what they had bought with the proceeds of the first performance? Well done! An Underclass Man. English Teacher: "What is the difference between ring and wring. Maude Jones: "One puts the joy into life and the other takes it out." Orville rushed into mathematics late. "Here! Here!" he shouted. "Why Orville," said Miss Cannon, "Don't you know we've been in class for ten minutes and " "Oh that's all right, Miss Cannon. I ddin't expect you to wait." JEWELS OP THOUGHT By Jules the Janitor When folks come ter me fer advice, I never tell 'em what they orter do, I ess remind 'em of what they haint done. Butter -Kissed PopCorn ALWAYS FRESH 4 1 9i 25 th S t . ONLY PURE Creamer Butter Used UNION MADE ASK YOUR- DEALER FOR .'" . 'NEVER-RIP" BRANDS. Overall's, Khaki Pants & Coats iking Pants, Kiddies'. Allov.erfs. and "Made-Rite" Shirts. John Scowcroft & Sons Co, Manufacturers OGDF.N' UTAH SINCE 18-0 Athol Tribe: I haven't got my lesson; I was up half the night Athol's Teacher: Which half? Wouldn't It Be Grand and Glorious If Faculty members as well as students were afflicted with spring fever? If we could all find our baseball mits, bats and balls now that we want them? If Acorns grew on trees? If an elevator were installed in . Weber? ... If she knew my thoughts and I knew hers? If our swimming' pool had a roof on? SPECIAL SALE ON LEATHER GOODS 25$ Reduction Duff Cases, Purses, Writing Sets, Wallets, etc.- Make Selections Early 'S 23o2 Washington Avenue Speaking of ties, there are. manv kinds. There are neck ties,railroad ties and matrimonial ties.: , They are all fairly substantial jiby.t., lose strength with time. Another common property is their ability to hang a" man?' but sometimes it as difficult to place the responsibility. Which would be responsible in the following case? Bob lefthomein despair,-on account of matrimonial strife. While crossing the Weber river by way of the railroad track, he fell through but his necktie caught on a splintered railroad tie. . There he hung between here and hereafter. He hanged but which tie really caused his death? Floyd Barnett. "You can't tell me anything o'bout farming. Its been my soul occupation for the last sixty years. I planted my spuds on the hill slope and by harvest time they had precipitated in piles at the foot of the hill ready to be sacked. The soil was too fertile for cucumbers and water melons. The vines grew so fast that they dragged the little cucumbers to death and pulled the watermelons out of shape. You fellows don't know what territory means. Our next door neighbor lived so far off that if trie children went for the milk their grandchildren brought it back." William Terry. "What did you see in your father's eyes last night?'' Loyal Hinton: "I saw the home fires burning." Preparedness means bein reddy ter ketch somethin when it goes by insted of havin ter run after it. Time seems ter be the only precious thing in the world that nobody loves. The reason the coarse of true love don't run smooth is because most folks are such poor navigators. A city aint such a good place ter live in unless yer don't want any-budy ter morn fer yer when yer gone. " - - -- ' '"'.- The Leader OCI DUN'S POPULAR STORE POPULAR PRICKS For Children, Misses and Womens Ready to wear Millinery A feller thats always moanin around about the things hed like to have and haint got., orter be tikled, once in a while ter think how much less" he mite have than he has . got. The lights came 'on suddenly after a long dark" scene, leaning closer, to her ' opalescent :"'ear "he- murmured", "if I'd known those lights were going to be off so long I'd have given you a kiss.'' ." "Heavens! Wasn't it you?" she cried. ' ,' - : r rom $7.50 to $J.50-a Pair . Glark 2358 Washington Ave. Some folks seem ter have so much respect fer themselves that they lose all ambition. Folks who try ter git the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow always find when they git there , that there aint no. rainbow. Mama our governess can see in the dark. How do you know that? Last night in the hall I heard her tell Uncle Jack that he hadn't, had a shave. Superior Cleaning Bering Co. and SUutntjric DeL ux . OEto'fne Dry 2470 mm9'ci Grant Ave. 1)0 Phone 377 Little Johnny: "What, is leisure?" Mother: "It is the spare time a woman has in which she can do some other work, my dear." I'ltOIIAIVLY "Why is it you call money 'dough?' " asked a fair maiden of her beau. And grinning wide, the youth replied: "I guess because I knead it so." Ice creams and candies made by us, Ovir starvdevrd of qjevlity-the Best 6( JAY BEE'S" MOTOR CAR SUPPLIES E very "BUG'S" Friend TI 1 v ES-TUB K S ACCESSORIES WE SELL FOR LESS S. W. SCOTT, Mgr. 319-24th Sreet Phone 1206 We have noticed some boys on the basketball team wearing elastics around their heads. "Will the elaslics stretch when their heads swell?" "Francis B," said Wanda D, "Has a lot in him, when you know him." "Yes," replied Ada, "but it's a vacant lot." Small boy, "This is the 5 & 10-cent store, isn't it?" Proprietor, "Yes sir; what can I do for you?" Small boy, "Well I want to buy a jitney bus." Jerry's Grocery You ir ill find our assortments of Candies and Good 'Things to Eat as complete ' as any in the citij. 620 Twenty-fourth Street Grant Noodle Parlor 2428 Grant Ave. Phone 1887-J Mary A.. "Rulon, when is your birthday?" Rulon P. "It's coming soon." Mary A. "I may want to get you a birthday present, what size house slippers do you take?" Rulon P. "A well never mind, I've a good understanding. The KIMONO HOUSE Chinaware, Kimonos, Ladies Blouses, Skirts, Silk Shirts and Novelties VARIETY OF BASKETS AND TOYS See us for best prices and qualities KIMONO HOUSE 301-302 24th St. 1 f I I I 4. |