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Show r Page Four WEBER HERALD ''Chiropractic is doing more today foi ihe relief of man's ailments lhan any oiher known faclor." Elberl HuLbard. C. B. JOHNSON, D. C, Ph. C. I. J. McKELL, D. C. E. A. THOMPSON, D. C, Ph. C. CHIROPRACTORS Suit 309-10-11-12-13-14-26 4lh Floor, Col. Hudson Bids. E. A Thompson, recognized as most efficient epinographer in ihe United States in charge of X-Ray Laboratory The Most Sanitary Shop in the City The National Barber Shop C. S. Stout, Proprietor 3. K. Corner 24th and Washington Basement Utah National Bank Hair Cutting 25c Shaving 15c Baths he best shoe values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 "Washington Ave., Ogden. SHOES FOR UHE WHOLE FJMILY THE Watson - Tanner Clothing Co. The store where your Dollar is Always Worth 100 Cents to you Students, We "SEE US Students, Attention! We offer you Ogdeu's greatest assortment of Supplies Our Prices and Service Are Unequaled. BRAMWELL'S SA Y FELLOWS!! Our new Weber Frat Sweaters are in BROWNING BROS. CO. UTAH NATIONAL BANK of OGDEN, UTAH Raised more than Half Million Dollars in one Day for the Second Liberty Loan Weber college Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, wether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduate He has a Reputation Popular Plays and Players. SCOVILLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE and lots OF IT Greet You. FIRST" Hash and A Matter of Chronology. Definition of a Lady 1914 Any woman who can play bridge. Ride in a limousine. Know how to dress. How to spend money Flirt. Play golf. Give a dinner. Speak French. Dance the hesitation. Do Europe in ninety days. Go to the opera. 1917. Knit socks. Work in a munition plant. Make over old clothes. Squeeze a penny. Nurse. Dig. Cook corn meal 37 ways. Speak trench language. Make bandages. Hate the kaiser. Drive a car. Ex. He was Scotch and naturally he hated to spend money. Therefore, when a friend in England sent him an unstamped letter, he was much ( annoyed at having to pay the necessary postage. On opening the letter he was still more annoyed to find noting in it save a single sheet, saying: "I am well. George." In return he procured a large, flat stone, packed it in a wooden box with many wrappings and dispatched it C. 0. D. When his friend had paid over five shillings charges, he sought for an explanation, and found it in a, letter at the top of the package. "Dear George: When I heard that you were well, this great load rolled off my mind." Ex. sirsoE Obeying Orders. A certain English foreman in one of the Kensington factories is in the habit of having an apprentice heat his luncheon for him. The other clay he called a new apprentice. "Go downstairs and 'eat up my lunch for me," ordered the foreman. The boy a typical young American, with no knowledge of cockney English obeyed with alacrity. He was hungry. Ten minutes later the foreman came down. He was also hungry. "Where's my lunch?" he demanded. The boy gazed at him in amazement."You told me to eat it up and I ate it," he stated. "I didn't tell you to heat it up J" roared the irate foreman. "I told you to 'eat it up." "Well, I didn't heat it up," maintained the youngster stoutly. " I ate it cold." Ex. The lawyer deals in brains and disposes of them by the case. The home of the bachelor lacks one of the modern improvements. The gambler who sweeps the board is the one who gets the dust. Phone 3060. Re-Hash There was a man who fancied that by driving good and fast, He'd get his car across the track before the train came past; He'd miss the engine by an inch, and make the train hands sore. There was a man who fancied this; there isn't any more. Ex. Beneath the moon he told his love The color left her cheeks; But on the shoulder o his coat It showed up plain for weeks. Mary had a little flea, She got it from the dog, She put it on a little pig, And now it's on the hog. Country Justice Ten and costs for reckless driving. Young Motorist Listen, Judge, we were on our" way to your office to have you marry us. Justice Twenty and costs, then. You're a darned sight more reckless than I thought you were. Ex. "How many revolutions does the enxth make in a day? It's your turn, Willie Smith." "You can't tell, teacher, 'till you see the morning paper." Ex. A Tip and a Bat The woman with a baseball bat advanced ominously. "Are you the teacher that tore Henry's shirt?" "Yes." "What did you do it for?" "Because Henry was naughty and wouldn't behave. To make him listen to me I took him by the collar, and he broke away." The woman swung the ball bat toward the teacher. "Next time he don't behave," she said, "you hit him with this." Ex. $4.00 to $9.00 A Pair CLARK'S 2358 Washington Ave. TO UTAH SOLDIERS Fare thee well, Utah soldier lad, The pride of our loyal state, Thou sturdy khaki clad, In whose hand hangs a nation's fate. Yea than that much more and more, Thy part will surely be To kill the hellish demon of war That rages across the sea. To kindle the hearts of bloodless stone' With a flame of human Icve And transforms the wretched, dying groan Into praise of Him above. To tear from the book of all mankind The sheet with the hymn of hate. And instead looking there we may find A hymn that will glad peace relate. Fare thee well, Utah soldier lad Round your head will be unfurled The banner of Truth in tidings glad And the blessings of all the world. Anon. There is a better half in every wedding but the bast man doesn't get her. Well, Jerry is on the Job! Come in and give him the once over Candies and Such 620 24th St. Phone 525 Kennedy's Cafe and Bakery A Good, Place to Eat Open 6 A. M. to 12 Midnight Established 1904. The Flower Shop ELIZABETH HUTH, Trop. Eccles Building at Mclntyres Phone 73 Spargo's Book Store Books and Stationery School and Office Supplies . S. Lewis & Co. Jewelers and Opticians Iu Ogden since 1870 The best is none too good for the Students of Weber Painless Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Wasnington Ave. Its a Fact The sweetness of Low Price never equals The bitterness of Poor Quality PAINE & HURST Where the Women Trade Weber's Cafeteria Now located at Tom Karademas Corner 24th and Jefferson our friends can buy anything you can give them except your photograph. FORD PHOTOGRAPHER 430 482 24th Street Phone 208-W Utah Theatre |