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Show Page Six WEBER HERALD "Chiropractic is doing more today (or ihe relief of man's ailments than any. other known factor." Elbert Hubbard. C. B. JOHNSON, D. C, Ph. C. I. J. McKELL, D. C. E. A. THOMPSON, D. C, Ph. C. CHIROPRACTORS Suit 409-10-11-12-13-14-26 4th Floor, Col. Hudson Bide. E. A Thompson, recognized as most efficient spinographcr in the United States in charge of X-Ray Laboratory The Most Sanitary Shop in the City The National Barber Shop C. S. Stout, Proprietor 3. E. Corner 24th and Washington Basement Utah National Bank Hair Cutting 25c Shaving 15c Baths he best shoe values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 Washington Ave., Ogden. SHOES FOR HE WHOLE FJIMILY THE SCOVILLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE AND LOTS OF IT Watson - Tanner Clothing Co. The store where your Dollar is Always Worth 100 Cents to you Students, We Greet You. "SEE US FIRST" XMAS SUGGESTIONS XMAS CARDS- Engraved and Printed. LEATHER GOODS Purses, Wallets, zr.d Traveling Cases. Books, Stationery---and many other suitable G'ifls. BRAMWELL'S Fight 'Em Fair---Fight 'Em Square But Beat 'Em. We Beat 'Em too in Everything for Every Sport for Every Season Browning Bros. Co. UTAH NATIONAL BANK of OGDEN, UTAH Raised $835,000.00 for the Second Liberty Loan Weber College Prepares you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, wether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduate He has a Reputation Popular Plays and Players. Snickers and Smiles Now, i some of these jokes are rather stale, And some are rather dry, Just say to yourself: "I didn't help" And you'll know the reason why. C. Linford Gee, hut I had a funny dream .last night. Cz. I know. I saw you with her. Said the shoe . to the stocking, I'll rub a hole in you; aid the stocking to the shoe, I'll be darned if you do. Said the mustard to the egg, I'll mix with you; Said the egg to the mustard, I'll be deviled if you do. Said the tree to the river, I'll fall over you; Said the ' river tothe tree, I'll he damned if you do. Said the fellow to the girl, I'll put my arms around you; Said the girl to the fellow, I" be held if you do. Mary S. We had a splendid time list summer. I took a tramp up to Malan's. Paul H. Did the tramp have a good time, too? - Savage Nephi, your teacher's report of your work is very bad. Do you know that when Woodrow Wilson was your age he was head of the school? N. H., Jr. Yes, pa; and when he was your age he was president of the United States. Lon Now, what's the old hen eating them tacks for? Harry Perhaps she is going to lay a carpet. D. L. McKay Did "Abraham have more than one father? Jensen No; why do you ask? D. L. Because it say that Abraham slept with his forefathers. Mrs. Murphy I see there's a report from Holland that concrete bases for German cannon have been found there. Mrs. Casey Don't ye believe a word ye hear from Holland. The geography says it's a low lying country. Fawn What's the most nervous thing in the world next to a girl? Croft Me- next to a girl. Olive B. Isn't Mrs. Tanner's hair a crown of glory? C. Stallings. Yes; and every night she abdicates. Terry What is a polygon? Byron C. A polygon is a dead parrot. Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner, Fating concentrated lye. His mother came in To get the tin, But Jackie had gone to the Sweet bye and bye. Bish. Ridges was going down Grant avenue the other day when a young Salvation Army lady stopped him. Why don't you come to some of our meetings?" she asked. 'You know we save souls." Ridges Oh J you do, and. do you save ladies, too? - ' She Oh, yes. Ridges All right. I'll be around about 7:30 tonight. Save, me a couple of good ones. $4.00 to $9.00 A P air rOR AfSV 2358 Washington - Ave. Cowe E. Did you ever take chloroform ? L. Thomas No, who teaches it? Ira T. was asked to give a sentence using the word "notwithstanding," and came back thus: "Father's pants are all worn out, butnotwithstanding." Mel Can a cracker-box? Ray No, but a tomato can. Gay Shupe How near were you to the right answer to the fifth question?Jit Two seats away. DRAFTED STUDENT EXPRESSES HIS VIEWS (Continued from page 1.) the purpose of avenging the insults against our government and our flag and will not stop the game until the Star-Spangled Banner waves unchallenged over the land of the free and the home of the brave. I wish you all the best of success in your studies and hope you keep Weber where she belongs at the top of all the other schools. I am your fellow-student and friend, JULIAN W. NIELSEN. Russ was seated in the parlor, And he said unto the light, 511 her you or I, old fellow, Will be turned down tonight. BRIEF MENTION Howard Thomas has been elected yell-master of the Freshman class. He promises plenty of noise for future g?.mes. Orla S I've heard of "Good Friday" and "Ash Wednesday," but what on earth is "Nut Sundae?" "Is my wife forward?" asked the passenger on the Limited. "She wasn't to me, sir," answered the conductor politely. i A prize of ten dollars will be given to the class selling the largest number of tickets to the school play. Each individual receives a complimentary for every ten sold. Ruth E. Didn't it make you sick ail the respectable fellows going to war? Ada B. Yes; I'm going to enlist in the Old Maids corporation before I'm drafted. Why not try for that $2.50 the Herald offers for a short story for the Xmas issue. If a few more couples would congregate on the second row center in devotional we might call it a Matri-n ony row. IF Quality, Courtesy and Cleanliness appeals to you, our tastes are m common . Jerry Kennedy's Cafe and Bakery A Good Place to Eat Open 6 A. M. to 12 Midnight Established 1904. The Flower Shop ELIZABETH HUTH, Trop. Eccles Building at Mclntyres Phone 73 Spargo's Book Store Books and Stationery School and Office Supplies . S. Lewis & Co. Jewelers and Opticians ' hi Ogden since 1870 The best is none too good for the Students of Weber Painless Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Wasnington Ave. Its a Fact ' The sweetness of Low Price never equals The bitterness of Poor Quality PAINE & HURST Where the Women Trade A splendid assortment of Xmas, New Years and . Calling, Cards at : Dee Neuteboom Pig. Co. 2362 Wath. Phone 1166 They must be seen to' be ap predated. Prices reasonable. In quantities as low as one dozen in n neat box. Your friends can buy anything you can give them except your 'PlI.0T.0GPv A PH FORD Photographer 4S0-4S2 24th St. riione208-w Phone 3060. 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