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Show Page Four WEBER HERALD Your personal appearance is going to have much to 00 with your success in life. jj s our business to advise and help you succeed in this respecl. Mens Section When 'i !(?;,'' 'Vpr.K That Unexpected izm.r'' r a company Arrives Have a Pullman Ready Ogden Furniture & Carpet Co. " The Store of Satisfaction " C. B. JOHNSON, D. C, Ph. G. H. W. ROBERTS, D. G. CHIROPRACTORS Suite 412-13-14-15-16-17-26 Col. Hudson Bldg. Xray Laboratory Phone 707 You can easily turn a forty-quart canofmilkinto the knee-high supply can of the New Sharpies Suction-feed Separator. This remarkable machine will skim as clean at 35 turns of the crank a minute as at 55 turns. Any other separator would lose a great deal of cream with such varied speed. THE SUCTION-FEED Separator will soon pay for itself in cream saved. You can increase the capacity and reduce the time by turning faster. But turned fast or slow, the cream is always of the exact thickness desired. Come in and let us show you this new machine. A. L. BREWER DAIRY SUPPLY CO. Bramwell's Books, Stationery and School Supplies EXCEL PRICKS RIGHT ASSORTM KNT COMPLETE I i m9 i i Utah National Bank Pays 4 Percent on Savings $) With the Nuts Two Jews were traveling on a hot summer's day. "Have you anything to cat with you, Ikic?" asked one. "Yes, a bottle of wine. What have you ?" "Dried tongue." "Good! We'll dividit up." When the wine was gone, Ikie asked his fellow-traveler to bring out his provisions. "My what?" in surprise. "Why, the dried tongue you said you had, "Oh, 1 haven't got one now," was the cool reply. "Jones, tell the class which is the best way to keep the March frosts from the plants." "Plant them in April, sir," was the reply. Purely an Accident Judge You are charged with breaking a chair over your wife's head. Prisoner It was an accident, your honor. Judge What! Didn't you intend to hit her? Prisoner Yes, but I didn't intend to break the chair. She Oh, dear, do you know that Helen has the cutest little table. All you have to do is to press a lever and it turns into a desk. He That's nothing. All you have to do is to let go of -the steering wheel of my car and it will turn into a telephone pole. Teacher Go throw that paper in the basket. First Pupil Can't, my foot's asleep. Second Pupil Funny, with those loud socks. Tattler. What She Thought Jack I was 18 the second of April. Joe A day late as usual. Mrs. Newlywed (weeping) Henry, I am sure I have grounds for a divorce! I am positive that you have deceived me. Air. Newlywed What in the world do you mean? What have I done to cause such a foolish suspicion? Mrs. Newlywed (weeping harder) I saw a memorandum in your pocket this morning to to buy some new ribbons for your typewriter. She Doctor, what can I do to improve my complexion? Doctor I think you had better diet. She Oh, dear, what color do you think would be the most becoming? This Season's Pest Swing upon him with a vim, Whale the daylights out of him. Ask your neighbor rti assist. Thrash the insect. Use your fist. Take a little powder gun, Hold it ready. Squirt it, son. End each crawling, sneaking one. Reams of sticky paper buy. Ever keep your swatter nigh. Down it now the Bolshefly. Barbee A. Gee! I dreamed last night that my watch was gone, and I got up to see. Marie H. Was it gone? B. A. No, but it was going. Freshman Oh, see the little leaflet floating on the breezelet and resting on the wavelet. Senior You'd better go out in the yardlct and hold your little headlet under a pumplet. Prof. Are you acquainted' with Darwin ? Freshie Say, Prof, you can't kid me! Darwin's dead. Hyde Park Weekly. THE SHOE rOft MBit FROM $4 TO $9 A PAIR Clark's 2358 WASHINGTON AVENUE BEAL MAKES ANNUAL REPORT (Continued From Tage One) chief, gives promise of a high degree of excellency. As president of the school I take pleasure in expressing sincere appreciation '"or all commend able achievements on the part of the student body. To the Teachers. My association with the teachers of our school has been pleasant. I have been very much pleased with their work and the efforts they have made to build up their various departments. Miss Rich, I am informed will not teach in the school next year, having made other plans for the coming year. Professor Reid, head of the English department, will also sever his connection with the institution to accept other employment. To the Students. I am happy to have this occasion to state that I appreciate my association with the students of Weber Normal College. I have tried at all times to have your interests at heart and nothing has pleased me more than to sec you do well in school. If I have, however, at any time given you a word of encouragement or given time or energy to direct your efforts in school, I shall get much satisfaction in the thought that I may have helped you to strive for those things worth while in life and the things which make people better the things which make life rich in knowledge, sympathy and wise helpfulness. I am soon to sever my connections with Weber Normal College with the contemplation of going east next year and entering the Columbia University and pursuing graduate studies toward a doctor's degree. I shall, however, remember my associations with the students of this school and I assure you that I wish you all the greatest success in your school work. I also have the best wishes for this institution of learning. I desire to see the school enlarge its horizon of usefulness and service each year. My successor, Professor Dixon, has my best wishes for his success and I am pleased to wish all the teachers and students a happy and prosperous school year in 1919-1920. O. F. BEAL, President. A STORE THAT TRIES TO PLEASE YOU CAN DEPEND ON SQUARE TREATMENT AT OUR PLACE v J. S. LEWIS & CO. JEWELERS SERVICE WITH QUALITY IS OUR MAXIM Let us have your order, we will treat you right and guarantee satisfaction. STEELE" CARLSON GROCERY COMPANY 350 25TH STREET If you use lard substitute try RUSSELL-JAMES Ideal Shortening There Is No Other Shortening Quite So Good Have you Ever Tried NOODLES If so, you will try them again; if not, try them and you will eat them always. MATSUBA COMPANY 273 TWENTY-FOURTH STREET INDIAN AGENCY MOTOCYCLES AND BICYCLE REPAIRING INDIAN MOTOCYCLES INDIAN BICYCLES PIERCE BICYCLES AND ACCESSORIES 2576 Washington Ave., Ogden PHONE 337 M. L. JONES COAL & ICE CO. COAL AND ARTIFICIAL ICE Phone 1G03 |