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Show THE SIGNPOST Page 3 cah((aU ctf the Weak A back-to-nature movement was noted Tuesday noon in the form of the Coffee Kup (grand opening). The main thing gained by said movement was the publicity. Personally, I'd hate to eat any of the food. Jean Richards as honorary member of Phoenix should be the tie that binds Phoenix to Excelsior, if anything could. A recent geology field trip brought out the 'abysmal brute' in Pat Williams. Ruth Greenwell might have another name for it, though. La Dianaeda has adopted for its motto "We aim to please, service with a smile." Someday someone might wish they had one of those dates. One would never think to look at Val S. that he is a modern Casanova. First Isabelle, then Hinkley, and now Nadine. Oh, these fickle men! Plash! Hell Week marches on! Pledges by now have had about all they can stand, but are too sore to sit down! It has been suggested that Sybil write a book on "Why I Like Jail". She had better leave a couple of chapters out, though. So Margaret C. and Jack Cam-bell have, been making hey-de-hey while the moon shines. What's an usher got that a football player hasn't? If your locker is inclined to bend in places, it is probably because Karlene and Howard have been unconsciously leaning on it while they build their air castles. Reader A fari-JeAt Beauty queens at Stanford college must weigh over 150 pounds. Noah didn't wait for his ship to come in; he built one. That itching sensation just below the collar button that some people mistake for the pangs of ambition is merely inflammation of the wish-bone. THOUGHT FOH A FOOTBALL PLAYKH (lon't strain by reading those above) A coach is a fellow who is always willing to lay down your life for his school. Do Your Christmas f Decorating Early Table Decorations Holly tjjc iPckr :zhrd The Home of Collegiate Corsages La Dianeda La Dianaeda held their annual rummage sale last Friday and Saturday. The pledges were responsible for the collecting and the selling of the rummage. Erraa Bingham, Helen Van Dyke and Thelma Eskelson wrere in charge of all arrangements. The club also announces that they have some new stationery. Wonder how many sheets will go for love letters. Otyokwa-Excelsior Party The pledges of Excelsior and Otyokwa gave a party for their members last Friday night in the ballroom. A scavenger hunt preceded a delightful luncheon and dance. Those in charge of the party were: John Paul Jones, Bob Bagley, Dean Williams, Fred Hannah, Gordon Barney, Bernice Grandy, Norma Pan tone, Margaret Cross, Farrell Ensign, Phyllis Car-don, and Velma Hunter. Whip Club Bids Last Tuesday a group of starry-eyed maidens wandered dreamily about the halls holding little blue radiograms. These little blue radiograms were bids to join the Whip club, and the starry-eyed madiens were: Jane Nickson, Bet-te Herrington, Gladys Kalney, Elaine Jones, Verna Mae Wiggins, Mary Heinen, Thelma Eskelson, Dot Dixon, Karlene Jackson, Ven-dla Kennedy, Elsie Roush, Reva Knowles, Marie Showells, and Ruth Neville. Excel sior Excelsior's frivolous initiation will be held this Saturday night, after which those suppressed pledges will heave exultant sighs of relief. They've certainly been having one trying hell week! The boys have been dressed as angels, little Lord Fauntleroys, and general freaks. You should have seen the Paris creation exhibited by Nick Sweeney! a pair of cords cut knee length and a large Maim-bocher bow of blue something or other. And Dean Williams' exquisite blue corduroy shorts with two large mother of pearl buttons on each leg. Bart Walthius had one of Alix's latest draped satin blouses. All too, too divine! Wreaths Society Club Letters To Santa Claus Red lights, wreaths, balls, and noses and the festive Christmas season is being ushered in with a rush. But guess what Santa Claus is doing! That's right, reading all the letters that the little Weber College boys and girls are sending him. "What's this? A letter from La Dianaeda, eh? Let's see." Dear handsome Santa Claus, Santa, we are in dire straits. Send us a man the perfect man. He must have the following requirements:Eyes George Cave. Hair Ronald Cole. Mouth Orson W. Young. Smile LaMar Briggs. Personality Bart Walthius. Wit Jack Carr. Voice John Paul Jones. Clothes Bob Polidor. Intelligence Bowman Hawkes. Walk Bob Bagley. Build LaMar Briggs. Poise Haven Moss. Versatility Bob Bagley. Athletic Ability Charles Clark. Manners Stan Mansfield. Dancing Elmer Lether. Yours hopefully, The La Dianaeda Gals. Hm! Composite of Robert Taylor and the Duke of Windsor. Well, if the women are good-looking I might apply myself . . . Ah! Here's another one . . . from Otyokwa ... a nice thick letter. Dear Santy, We are a club at Weber College. We are all girls. We want a man. He must be a nice man. We want him for Christmas. He must have Athletic Ability Morris boys. Walk Sterling Fuller. Build Charles Clarke. Intelligence Delmar Young. Clothes-Wal Scoville. Eyes Nick Sweeney. Mouth John Paul Jones. Hair Ronald Cole. Smile Charles Clarke. Personality Val Goddard. Wit Bob Bagley. Dancing Skip Forsha. Versatility Elmer Lether. Voice Jim Andrews (over the radio) . Poise Excelsior Pledges. Manners Stan Mansfield. We remain in anxiety, Otyokwa MORRISON'S AUTO SUPPLY 2568 Washington Blvd. Faculty Stages Party Coach Bob Davis and Miss Ida Stewart tried the faculty out at twelve varied games of skill in the gym ballroom Monday night. They had devised games ranging from bouncing the basketball into a small can to pinning the tail onto the right place on the donkey. Mr. Losee excelled in that art, performing perfectly twice. The prizes, two dolls, went to Mrs. Merlon Stevenson and Mr. Nilsson. Mrs. Tanner, entertainment chairman, afterwards served lunch. Scholarship Committee Prepares Student Record For the first time the Scholarship Committee is preparing record cards containing a record of student's scholarship and activities. This will determine the eligibility of students to participate in various activities and also for membership in the Orien and "W" clubs. The cards are to be given to the sponsors at the end of the quarter. Students are urged to watch the bulletin boards for announcements of scholarships being offered by various universities. The only scholarship received up to the present time is a regional scholarship for J450.00 covering tuition for the year 19 3 8-9. This is offered by the Goucher College of Baltimore, Maryland. Several other universities will probably also offer scholarships. The faculty members of the Scholarship Committee are: Miss Read, Dr. Miner, Mr. Osmond, and Miss Ashton. Student representatives are Josephine Stone, Helen Abbott, Paul Grogger, and James Andrews. Freshmen Eliminate For The Barker Contest The Novitiate extemporaneous speaking contest shook itself out Thursday after three days of competition. The two winners, as yet unannounced, will represent the freshmen class in the James L. Barker contest against the sophomores December 10. Professor Barker, of the University of Utah, awards the best speaker a ten-dollar bill. The winning class receives custody of the traditional "old mug." Those who competed in the Novitiate were: Raulston Zundel, Marie Widdison, Mary Peterson, Beverly Briem, Helen McCloy, Hugh Garner, Edith Berghout, Norma Barrows, Charles Owen, SKEET FOR THE MAN ON THE STREET 5-SPOT GUN CLUB 2558 Washington Blvd. There's nothing like hearing or seeing a good Opera See The "VAGABOND KING" Weber College Auditorium - - Dec. 9-10-11 Doctor Dixon Explains (Continued from page 1) ing, auto mechanics, aviation, machine shops, electricity welding, telegraphy, drafting, and machine sewing. "Each of these courses will come up to the standard of the trade unions. The eight additional teachers are to be taken from their respective trades. They will have served at least six years as workers and one year as foremen. One and a half to two-thirds of their salary is to be paid bv the state and the government and the remainder by the school. . "The building is to be completed for next fall quarter, it is hoped." The building committee seeing that proper facilities are eranted is composed of: Garnett Little-field, LeRoy Blazer, M. L. Steven son, Guy Hearst. Lydia Tanner, and Wallace Badly. Stenographic Bureau Formed At Weber A Stenographic Bureau has been formed at Weber College. It was set up during the last part of November. Dr. Dixon, Mr. Jones, and Mr. Hurst were the chief instigators of the new department.The Bureau will save time and money for the faculty by providing the material directly needed in the instructional and administrative functions of the school. It will also supply service needed by the student body and other organizations of the college, and it offers training in office machines for business students. The department may do personal work for the faculty members and students after the requirements of the school and its organizations have been satisfied and in the event that time permits.The Stenographic Bureau is connected with the Business Department of the school. Teachers and organizations send the material that they wished typed to Miss Danielsen, I he president's secretary. If she approves the material, then it is sent lo Miss Alia Evens, clerk of the Bureau, who sees that the work is done. Anita Lindsay, Ralph Fuller. Marylyn Andelin, ltoyal Cobiirn, Aaron Roylance, Oertel lladley. Donna Hogge, Charles Martindell, James Maher, iRobert Daulev. Keith Farr, Ilene Hale, Charles Letz, Edgar Driver, LaVerne Moyes, Rut!) Tillotsen, Glen Haynes, Betty Light, Marie Che-vers, Wayne Farrell, Gordon Barney, Grant Foulger, Pauline Rogers, Merle Allen, Nick Sweeney. I |
