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Show THE SIGNPOST age PHOENIX WINS INTRAMURAL SWIMMING MEET Club Letters To Santa Claus caH(fab ctf the Weak The lull in our life comes when Elva Dee lets us go our weary way without benefit of her (unfunny) jokes. From Albion we hear reports of the town finally getting back to normal after the football team painted it red. It must have been about the same effect as when they got hold of Boner's pappy's Christmas cheer. In case you saw Locktrog frantically running around with his coat lightly buttoned up Monday, it was because his breeches were decorating your tree. (You naugh- Harking back to the Opera for a while there we couldn't tell where it left off and Bundy began. (Cream -puffs at twenty paces, and those puns.) Incidentally, if you missed said Opera, the joke is on you. It takes Nick to bring out the blush in Bessie's fair cheek. Or is it just because she's the young and innocent type. Some of our speedier coupes have already turned over their New Year's leaves and thus we find under "New Romances." Stan Mansfield - Marge Jarvis, Marion Woods-Junior Bott, Nick Sweeney-Bessie Brown, Kate Painter-Geo. Cave, Elmer L.-Velma Payne, Florence B. -Harry Booth, Huff-Hatch, Beet - Peet, Gladys Kalney - Earl Miller (Oh hadn't you heard? Well, it is rather sudden!) Nick is kind of Sweeney on a Study in Brown. Maybe it's Bessie if he does something" about it. A Woodcock is a Cross between a Campbell and a Dennison. If Tom doesn't give in soon, Bernice will just have to Barrett. "I can't oian it," says Jarvis, "I'm Wondering if I rate in this Mans-field." I'm Worden you, Bernice, you'll get a Thorne in your side but I guess as long as Carl thinks she's Grandy who cares. Where's Taylor's Haven? Who's Haven's Taylor? John Paul seems to find himself in a Grimm situation. But the school here merely shrugs his shoulders and murmers, "Oh, Fluff," as June sings "Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, Benny, tusa three or four Benny." How a-Paul-ing! Doxey Packers a wallop. Anyway it's something to Leon. Is Scilly Scott-free? Well, she'd Bader be. "Ah, my clinging Gline," says Bill, "don't Cook my goose." What grows on a Red-field? You guessed it Beets, and Herring (by the ton). Payne seems to be under the influence of Lether better Lether alone, Elmer unless you can trounce half the school. 'Flowers express it so much better' Buy her Gift at THE WEBER FLORAL The Home of Collegiate Corsages (Continued from last issue) "Well, well," says the Christmas hero, glancing through his morning mail, "More letters from the little Weber college boys and girls . . . here's one from Phoenix: Dear Santy Claus: We, the men of Phoenix, would like a bicycle, and a pony and a drum for Christmas. (Pony for exams). Also we would like a gal . . . one with eyes like Jean Richards, hair like Gladys Kalney, eyebrows like Norma Pantone, eye lashes like Marjorie Hoggan, lips like Maxine Scillian (she's probably on Scott's recommendation) teeth like Leone Grandy, smile like Phylis Cardon, figure like Evelyn Taylor, walk like Miss Ash-ton, laugh like Evely Buehler, wit of Margaret Neal, intelligence of Barbara Blackman, poise of Ellen Wilson, personality of Dot Dixon, dress like Bette Herrington voice of Janet Wilcox, complexion of Bernice Criddle, manner of Helen Abbott, and the Phoenix air. Yours in des (oops!) anticipation. Phoenix Guys. Oh here's Excelsior's yearly letter. Ah, I'm catching on fast . . . Two bets it's a woman . . . Dear Saint Nick (alias Pop): Daddy (the mug) broke our train last year, so we would like a new one this year and a doll that is pulenty stream-lined. One with eyes like Jean Richards, nose like Nora Lou Allen, lips like Maxine Scillian, hair, Bette Herrington, feet, Farrel Ensign; legs, Evelyn Taylor, figure, tremendous field for improvement; sex appeal, Evelyn Buehler; personality, Jo Stone; walk, Gladys Kalney. And one that says "Papa" when you hold it in your arms. Excelsior. Ph oenix Initiates Thirteen Pledges New Members Accept Pins Last Monday night ended the pledge-ship for a group of Phoenix members. The fellows are: William Bott Jr., Calvin Chandler, Noble Fishburn, Sterling Fuller, Paul Limburg, John Lindquist, Robert Montgomery, Howard Og-den, Leon Packer, Jarvis Petersen, Bill Thomas, Scott Watkins, Irving Wilcox. On the last night of the frivolous initiation, after all the pledges had really been worked over, each pledge got one spat at any one member. This brought back that old pledge "feeling", to three members especially, Paul Jenkins. Jim Renell and Verne Nichols. The serious initiation will take place tonight before the dance. During the ceremony the pledges will receive their new pins which are very attractive. l.M.....t. Phys. Ed. Director To Marry Engagement of Mrs. Clark The engagement of Mrs. Lucille Owen Clark, Dean of Women at Weber College, to Dr. Russell B. Petty, Ogden dentist, was announced by her mother, Mrs. E. R. Owen of Brigham City. The wedding is to take place at an early date. Mrs. Clark graduated from Utah State Agricultural College in 1926 and is a member of the Chi Omega sorority. She is also a member of the National Association of the Dean of Women; of Tau Kappa Alpha, national debating organization; of Phi Delta Pi, national physical education society and co-chairman of the Utah National Amateur Athletic Association for Women, and of the Ogden Business and Professional Women's Club. Dr. Petty is a member of the Ogden Rotary and Executive clubs. They will make their home in Ogden. Weber Males Particular About Female Clothes By Mary Glines Does it do a girl any good to be pretty? The Weber College Heroes would rather have her look smart. At least that is how most of them expressed th em-elves. They seem to have very definite ideas as to how they want her to look. One thing all of them seem to be avid about is neatness. If you like anything overdone or messy or especially blatant in dress you will be dateless at Weber. They hate dressy clothes for school. Leave your laces and dressy velvets and silks for special occasions, at least don't wear them to classes. You will be well dressed (and probably well dated) if you wear appropriate suits and sport sweaters and skirts. The majority of Weber fellows would rather see a college in skirts and PERFUME COSMETICS LEATHER GOODS MEN'S SETS STATIONERY NOVELTIES CANDY H. E. Riley Drugs 2481 Washington Blvd. Phone 988 Frenisti, Faculty Tie For Second Phoenix swept to a decisive victory in the intramural swimming meet held Monday, December 6, in the Weber College tank. Irving Wilcox, former Granite high school swimmer, starred, taking first in the 4 0-yard dash, second in the 10 0-yard sprint and second in the diving besides being a member of the second place medlay relay team. Frenisti and the faculty squads tied for second honors obtaining 15 points respectively. They were followed by the Engineers with nine points. Ferron Losee, swimming instructor along with Dr. E. L. Miner and D. Childs, composed the faculty team and obtained points in all events they entered. Losee won the first place in both the 60-yard back stroke and 100-yard dash. In the latter event he finished a length ahead of the field. Christoferson, Frenisti's speedster, forced Wilcox all the way in the 40 and 100 yard events being nosed out in both by inches. An interesting uuel took place in the diving contest. Reed, Wilcox and Quinn were tied for first place in points scored at the final whistle; however, when the degree of difficulty was summed up it was found that Reed predominated that field. Bob Blair swam his usual fine race to win the breast stroke in a walk. sweaters (Ask Margaret Neal the two reasons why girls wear sweaters).They laughed at the new hats. "Inverted funnels", "a stock of pancakes" were the- descriptive words used. However, the gals that wear them seem to be getting around plenty. John Paul Jones thinks "the veils are o. k. because they make us boys wonder who is behind them." In general they seem to like good tweeds and other well-bred sport clothes for daytime wear. For dressy occasions they want her to be dressy but not overdressed. Most of them have had nightmares in which they imagined taking a be-ribboned, be-jeweled, be-perfumed, be-formaled girl to a strictly sport affair. They feel even worse about that than a girl feels when she is being walked on the outside. They don't really die of shame when their girl is out of place but almost. When it comes to formal wear you will make a hit with the majority of Weber swains if you go exotic in a big way. Bill Cook expressed the general opinion of "the boys" when he opined: "A formal should, show two things. One of them is the dress." However, Mr. Monson likes them fluffy (so girls get that melting, and clinging look if you want to make a hit with him.) Ray Burdett wants to eat his cake and have it too. He wants them to be feminine as well as The College Extends Holiday Greetings to Its Patrons The Students of Let . . . LINCOLN WHITE design and manufacture your emblem jewelry in Ogden gssssssssssggsssssssssss the girl. I like both types." (and how) Don't push girls, he's practically taken now. Tom Sweeney: "Slinky they look more grown up. This high school graduation type is for the youngsters." Renell: "I want them willowy with a capital Will!" Pat Quinn went all dreamy eyed over a "vision in white." John Paul Jones: "I prefer the exotic type. You know, the kind that is definitely stream-lined." Harry Booth: "I don't care sophisticated. LeRoy Madsen: "It depends on much about the dress. If the babe herself is o. k. she can have on a nightgown for all I care." Andrews: "I like them dark, colored and conservative. Not too revealing." How come he always shows up with some dainty bit? Dean Williams still holds to the romantic ideal: "I like them to be feminine and dainty and fluffy. After all, women are women." Howard Coray: "Give me the fluffy kind every time." Hugh Garner: "Maybe it's the brute in me, but I like them to fit where they touch. Just like a glove." Verne Hadlock: "Good honk! The slinky ones gives them yumph." Mr. Allred: "My moods vary. I usually like something simply tailored. After all, no woman is all woman. Their apparel illustrates woman's eccentricity." Notice that they didn't mention many details. Men usually take in the whole effect. They seldom notice details. The general impression is all that remains with them. Lots of men say they dislike extremes. However, they are in-, variably attracted by the bold hussy. Red fingernails are tabooed by Weber College boys. "Deliver us from the gory claws." Some of the fellows want a girl to be subdued so that they are the main feature. Others want her spotlighted as sort of a main show case sort of an added attraction.Nevertheless, you will be well dressed at Weber College if you wear simple sport clothes for daytime wear, dressy sport for occasions, and ordinary semi-formals for the nicer dances. Book Store Webek College |