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Show Tho DlHorenco. The other day a little boy was sent to a shop for a penny's worth of cobbler's cob-bler's wax, says London Spare Moments. Mo-ments. The shopman, thinking of quizzing him, said "Won't shoemaker's wax do?" "Aw doan't know," replied the lad. "Aw'll go and see." He returned re-turned again directly, and, addressing the shopman, said: "Mi father says that shoemaker's wax will do." The shopman handed it to him, smiling, and said: "What is the difference?" "Well," said the lad, going toward the door, "mi father says ther' same difference dif-ference as ther' is between you and a donkey, and that is, they're both alike," And then he was off like a shot. |