Show other washington papers are so bright that it is a wonder the con grese lonal record doean doesn t up a little florida Is flourishing in spite of oc cas lonal spring freezes A cold march induces tourists to stay a month longer green hata for greenhorne greenhorns green horns sug gesta an indiana piper whoever wears a green hat and the new green shoes will be a devil of a fellow A slump in diamonds Is predicted II 11 agreeable to her loud better malt a few dais ind bu may ack up a real bargain in an engagement soli dalre albert hubbard suggests that for a f whole year we let the heathen rest but maybe those newport swells would object to no mention whatever SOT 12 months A new fraternity is known as the amalgamated order of moose from a gastronomic point oi view an amalgamated moose might properly be called hash an interesting suggestion that the continental powers might induce great britain to cut down her gayy by reducing their own but somewhat academic eh observers declare that wild geese H when they fly overhead nowadays do notions noti so much as formerly it may 1 be that they dislike the idea of being mistaken for automobiles A maryland expert says that not ht i one man in a thousand who eats ter knows whether it Is the genuine f diamond backed article or not then what difference does it make some english statesmen are in fa vor of taxing bachelors in order to appease the suffragettes we were under the impression that some of the english suffragettes were married some english statesmen are in favor of taxing bachelors in order to appease the suffragettes we were under the impression Impress fon that some of the english suffragettes were married f since other british possessions have act the example we may expect to hear almost any day now that william astor has put a dreadnought in the slot and drawn out a peerage atlanta constitution countries in search of a new constitution are in formed that we have an old one which when taken from the top shelf and thoroughly dusted is a model for the world surely the burglars have not yet cleaned up things EO thoroughly that they are now driven to the extremity of stealing things so cumbersome and harato dispose of as horses and ve hides p As 0 o the boston woman who sued husband for divorce because he threw a pie at her there may be two sides to the question possibly it was a cherry pie of her own baking with the pits in it A georgia court rules that to call a man a liar in the south Is a breach of the peace As washington practically Is in the south it would seem that a certain distinguished citizen has got away just in time government experts have been test ing a rifle provided with electric lights for night work soon the luxurious soldier will refuse to fight unless his weapon be provided also with con soles and janitor service shackleton has named a south pole mountain peak after queen alexandra of england but it he ex pacts her to traipse down there to un furl a flag or break a bottle of cham he will be disappointed were ollied in maine by deer hunters last season it Is only just to eay tor the hunters that none of them has made any complaint con corning the ammunition that was wasted when the mistakes were made at last the hired girl butt of heartless generations of jokers as she has been Is getting her innings and can throw her proud at the chorus girl A kitchen maid in new york has just fallen heir to a fortune of a all lion dollars A congressman is sending the con gressional gress lonal record to the public schools in bis home town hoping in that way to induce the pupils to take an interest in the doings of congress he Is count ing his readers too just as the baseball season Is opening when gen booth establishes the febi salvation army in russia it Is hard to see how he Is going to avoid the orr of a few good active cos sack regiments to bring the thing to the attention of the plain people in I 1 t the way they are accustomed to the first crop of spring chickens gets its pick at the garden seed coq many people do not think of g the garden fence until the sprouts appear 1 the trenton N J board 0 edew alen bs principals that so eald n the lower grades buet be 1 towed to leave school with a stranger ehte ie to present danger of kidnap tog the regulation ie a good one 4 1 ake tor fire drills but the value of both depends not upon a tempo 7 wry while the matter Is la but upon a abaly obedience av t f ll 11 |