Show NOT OVERHEARD two women were talking in a boudoir the door was locked there was no one in the hall outside there were no reporters hanging on the eaves in short there the remotest possibility of any one hearing them and yet this is what they said does my rat bisot a bit walt jt needs just a touch there thanks ever so much maybe I 1 dont hate to get into this so do I 1 positively suffer binds one so hideous 00 oo awful when will the style changed do you mind drawing that a little tighter thanks and minea thanks oh I 1 cant breathe never mind you 11 get used to it in a few moments I 1 feel better al reidy do you have any trouble in walking do I 1 I 1 feel as it I 1 were on a tightrope these corsets are simply abominable and I 1 paid 20 for them why don t ou try my place really they do very well I 1 ashall anything for relief your strap will fall off no it won t I 1 have learned to keep hitching it up mechanically second nature now your powder shows it will wear off by the time I 1 get there I 1 always like to start with plenty are you ready lite NOT SUCH A BAD DREAM ethel fred called me a dream last night bertha how it was only last fred was telling me what awful dreams he bad A mans opinion it we had women for judges said the lady with the square jaw few dl corces would be granted yes replied the horrid man be so eager to hear the scan dalous details that it would never be possible to get all the evidence in combination complaining customer say this fly paper Is full of holes the grocer yes madam I 1 know it Is it Is the new combination fly paper and Is made with the holes so that it can be used for porous plasters after the fly season Is over first aid cholly me deah boy why do you have that bandage round your bead reggie A thought struck me old chappie NOW THEY DONT SPEAK miss antique I 1 don t like this gown at all I 1 wish I 1 knew liow to improve it miss why don t you let some other girl weir ita milwaukee Iscon aln i A public confession the pastor of a country church a middle aged widower was credited with having courted every eligible woman in his flock one sunday morning the good parson having occasion to admonish specially the feminine membership was amazed at the very audible titter that ran through the congregation when with an inclusive wave of his arm he exclaimed sisters I 1 have addressed you in public and in private judge TWO REASONS mrs Ack erYou really ought to let me get enough of that spring ma terdal to make me a new dress mr acker why mrs Ac kersWell its reduced to only 89 cents mr acker and so Is my banac account an extraordinary actor I 1 cant understand why you should refer to as an extraordinary actor I 1 saw him last night and he seemed to me to possess very little real ability it Is not his ability that makes him extraordinary the fact is that be has never been sued for divorce nor gone into bankruptcy chicago record herald SHOULD KNOW BETTER 4 arthur there s nothing like hugging the stove these cool nights marion I 1 guess you haven t had much experience economy son what is the meaning ot economy mother economy my son is going without something you do want in case some day ou should want borne thing which you probably wont fiant life cheerless the daughter what objection have you to my marrying him mamma the mother because dear I 1 think you can do better but cant t alwag do better life lots else yeast did your wife get timo on that new bat ches just bought but it looka as it shed got about everything else on Yon kera statesman W y 3 |