Show Sai f GEEO READY TO BEGIN have you given him anything or done anything to relieve hima asked the young doctor who bad bared tar into the backwoods to see a patient la the dead of a stormy night well no dock that Is to say to speak of said the pa wife 1 I have had him soak hla feet in almost b alln water with a lot 0 mustard in it an I 1 ve clapped a red hot plaster on his back an an other one on bis chast an ive put a couple 0 blisters I 1 had in the house under his arms an a bag 0 cracked ice to the back of bis neck an had him drink a pint 0 ginger tea with a dash 0 rum in it jess as hot as he could it an I 1 hollered foll ered that with some yarb bitters one 0 the neighbors sent over an I 1 had him take five or six pills out of a box I 1 got one day of a man that come along with to sell an bes had three or four spoons 0 Quac kems painkiller an one 0 these powders but I 1 feel like as it I 1 ort to give him much 0 anything or try to do much for him until you come an see him an see what you think ailed him then I 1 reckoned we could go at him and reely give him something an do something ter him puck NOT DEAD YET grandpa english a dead language why should you think that my boy wlllie sharp I 1 ve so often heard of it being murdered grandpa that I 1 thought it must be dead now fats dog gracious pat exclaimed the land lord who had called to collect the rent what an odd looking dog what breed Is he sure awn he la welsh sor replied pat with a merry twinkle in his eye came from wales eh well how in the world did he get such short legs faith awn be wore them off chas ing welsh rabbits sor chicago news information tommy pa what is a equinox pa why arlt is ademi for goodness sake tommy dont you amow anything about mythology at all an equinox was a fabled animal half horse half cow its name Is derived from the words equine and ox it does seem as it these public schools dont teach ahll drea anything nowadays cleveland leader NOT MUCH ELSE sr helen freddy has a cold in his bead may 1 ve been wondering helen wondering what may what freddy had in hla bead A literal invitation patsy my boy they glad 0 get a man like you on the street job glad Is it maggie me girl sure as soon as they set eyes on me they give me me choice 0 the wurruk did they do that patsye dye want wurruk aez the boss thin pat just take yer pick baltimore american the wily horse dealer a bum borso you sold me last week blurted the angry customer in what way queried the crafty dealer rubbing his hands why ou told me ho would go like the wind we watched him all day and coulden couldn t see him move at all well neither could you ee the eted chicago news i on the eve 0 separation the fool and his money were about to be parted incompatibility he explained to the bystanders he might also have pleaded desertion and lack of support but he was too busy arranging the details ol 01 a separation chicago tribune A PERTINENT QUERY sportsman to Sn who shot a single bird all day do you know lord peckham oh dear yes ive often shot at his house sportsman ever hit it all in the diet lean customer 1 want some medicine or something that will put more flech on my bones medicine dealer filling bottle from largo glass jar this will fix you take a tablespoonful tul three times a day eat plenty of soup meat ous vegetables wheat bread and fruits and abstain from energetic exercise two and nine thanks fat customer five minutes later I 1 want something that will relieve m of toils superfluous super flous tat medicine dealer filling bottle from the same large glass jar this will fl yon take a teaspoonful lul ehret times a day abstain from soup meat leguminous vegetables wheat bread and fruits and take plenty of edep getic exercise two chanka HE HAD BEEN THERE HIMSELF mrs watt dont swear like that george lust because the bos hit you with a snowball dont lose your tern per mr watt lose my temper nothing im just swearing to please the boys that a what they want important discovery have you discovered anything am por tant asked the novice on the force yes answered the new york detective then we shall be able to put our hands on the criminal 1 I am surprised to hear you talk ing athla cheap storybook sensational ism but faltered the novice you said you had discovered something 1 I have I 1 have discovered an in vestment that will pay at least a hun dred per cent profit washington star measuring his influence why don t you como right out and say you dont like that man who wants to marry your daughter what for asked mr cumrow lies popular enough with mother and the girls now washington star A prospective SNUB Phoeb eYou would hardly know freddy since be got back from europe he lost all his money there and emelya hardly know him why I 1 shant know him at all |