Show happy days my happiest days said mr rock ingham 03 he signed a check tor the purpose of satisfying one of the cred igors of his titled son in law were the days when I 1 was carrying a din that my wife had filled with her own hands hm replied his candid fellow mil Ilon alre in those days I 1 suppose you could sit down comfortably and eat with your knife and never had to be constantly on the alert for tear you might say you done it chicago record herald A prophet in his own country I 1 don t believe remarked good old aunt that alge potter Is doln very well in chicago oh I 1 don t know replied uncle Ll phalet alge uster be a sharp chap before he went there yes but we ve been taken this achl cago paper four years now and its never once mentioned his name even when the hull potter family went there visit him puck almost brutal the honeymoon had almost bumped its last bump george dear she said do you remember bow nervous you were when you proposed to me yes answered george in fact I 1 was so rattled that night I 1 dlan t realize what I 1 was doing yet being a woman his did not seem to satisfy her chicago dally THE WAY OF IT before we wore married you said my slightest wish would bo your law exactly but youve got so many vigorous and v ell developed wishes that I 1 am unable to decide which Is the slightest chicago journal knew the sex good minister I 1 am exceedingly gratified at the wonderful increase in the attendance of men at our wednes day friday and saturday evening prater meetings for the past three weeks the church has been thronged thron ged with men his wife its house cleaning time N Y weekly good at the start 1 I have patronized the same tailor for ten years eald the slouchy looking man ti our suit must have been made of good stuff replied the candid bystander chicago record herald HIS QUERY brown I 1 heard your daughters graduation essay it was a remark able production wood ties but can sho sit down ind explain what it means at the wedding oh it wag the most delightful wed ding I 1 ever attended was it yes everybody cried detroit free press HARD LINES hostess why you bring capt with you capt bolson duty mrs clutter buck we both get away so we tossed up tor it hostess and you won capt bolson no I 1 lost A trying profession you get paid very well for designing these striking art posters don t you kuller oh yes but it hard ly pays in the long run no kuller I 1 have to eat ex pensive suppers to induce the proper grade of nightmares to furnish the ideas and then there are doctor s bills too TWIN SOULS miss smartt you don t seem to think very much of mr yet you are with him a great deal mr oh I 1 know hes an awful idiot but what can one do hla political views are the same as mine A cruel insinuation stern old lady they tell me madam your husband Is continual smoking dreadfully young woman bursting into tears I 1 don t believe it your horrid old thing old lady astounded ehg matter with the oman officious bystander her husband a dead baltimore american A fruitless scheme the hae lost that did cook of theirs how carne that so man were after her that the eldest son married her to keep her in the family baltimore american if youre a good loser there is a chasm between me and society what Is the best way for me to cross if bridge baltimore american |