Show S HIS GREAT INVENTION do you want to make a fortune easy as a wink queried a hawk eyed man with a lop shoulder to a shoe dealer the other day of course then buy my patent he unrolled a package and brought to light a shot a tin tunnel and a quart of ashes what on earth Is it asked the dealer it Is Bron sons patent safety shoe here s tho idea in winter our pavement are dangerous from ice by sprinkling ashes on ice you produce decomposition and render walking safe do you follow me but ohr course you don t but I 1 II 11 ex plain this Is a double soled shoe there Is a space between the two soles and the toe and heel ends are opec you fill this space with ashes and when walking they slip out in advance of you the idea yes I 1 worked 22 years on the idea this tunnel fits into the heel of the shoe and Is used to load up with but the ashes oh you hire a boy to follow with a pall of them when the shoe is empty you whistle and ha fills it up again there s nothing like it I 1 can walk 20 miles a day over a perfect sheet of ice will you give me an order he somehow tailed to get it CAUSE FOR SORROW bobby boohoo booboo boo boo papa lust slipped and broke his leg passerby never mind hell be better soon bobby boohoo boo hoo every one saw him tall but me boohoo boo hoo profitable investment yeas drawled the old postmaster of bacon ridge jeff weatherby bought an ostrich froma circus and started an ostrich farm but by gum the ostrich died then I 1 suppose it was a dead loss remarked the hat drummer oh no were so many boss shoes and bolts and rivets and screws in the bird s stomach that jeff opened up a blacksmith shop chicago dally aws A gentle reminder therel growled mr suburbanite as he stored the snow shovel in the farthest corner of the basement ding you I 1 won t have to wrestle with you tor a few months anyway turning suddenly around in the dark he tell over something that gave forth a nerve tearing rattle and click with a wild shriek he fled up the eel lar stairs before the lawn mower could catch him judge hie ambition SHE you cannot climb too high nor roam so far I 1 shall not care my love shall come to lure you home and keep ou captive there HE tie true all that you say I 1 know now it you II 11 get your dad to fix it so I 1 needa t go I 1 II 11 stay here and be glad record herald PERHAPS madam plug we had our automobile ande to order miss sparks I 1 suppose iou had to to get one big enough to hold you chicago journal A pessimistic view do you believe in leap year proposals 1 I dont know that I 1 do it seems rather like jumping at chances baltimore american DATE 1 I give no single best no hulking giant frightens me the little roan threw out his chest I 1 wish you had been there to bee tor I 1 told brown exactly what I 1 thought 0 him besto his facet I 1 gave it to him very het and called him names his conduct babe but did he not you pray A friend inquired lie chook his head brown emoke in euch an angry way I 1 left the telephone he said bealle thomas HIGHLY COLORED DIALOGUE gray I 1 m in the pink of condition old man but I 1 feel pretty blue because everybody tells me I 1 m looking awfully white brown well I 1 think that a chap who gets blue because he Is white must be terribly green or have a strong streak of yellow in his makeup cincinnati commercial tribune stung say pop well what Is it son did you know that nev york Is twice as big as london eh no such thing who told you that but it Is daddy what you re dreaming young man will you bet it no no I 1 never gamble but dad will you give me a dollar it I 1 m wrong eh certainly all right I 1 m wrong give me the dollar judge f CAUGHT IN THE ACT the size a man feels on belne caught with his friend s best garl crafty girl yes said the miss who was writ ing a love letter every time I 1 write a word and am not sure it Is spelled correctly I 1 malcy a blot over it but don t you think he will be BUS licious of so many blots asked her chum no indeed you see I 1 just draw a little heart around it and he thinks every blot is a kiss chicago dally news adding a third sin pastor goodman forking on corn mission are you brother and using your sundays aa well as days that is the reason I 1 presume why I 1 have not seen you at church or a long time Parishioner Yes doctor I 1 am 1 ning both by omission ad comets chicago tribune the limited irn don 11 get any sheet on my bed tonight demanded the irate drummer im afraid not pardner the proprietor of the one horse inn one 0 them actor folks that 1 stopping here borrowed it borrowed it yea be Is down to tho opera house taking be part of the ghost in ham let daily news |