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Show Lenlke is going to head a third party, they say. But what good is a third party, asks Dad Gummit, when they don't know what to do with the two we've got? There is no politics in relief. Harry Hopkins tells us and until un-til November there is likely to be little relief from politics. Definition OLD TIMER One who can remember re-member back four years when the Democrats promised to reduce re-duce government expenses by 25 per cent. The adminsitration has a very simple job. All it has to do is give jobs to all unemployed, and at the same time reduce taxes. POME "Father, may I golout and stump?" "Go, and good lack be with: you; Keep the partisans on the jump But don't go near the issue." "Make your bed and lie in it," says the proverb. But "Make your bunk and lie out of it," is the polician's theme song. An editorial writer suggests sug-gests that the Democrats and Republicans unite and save the country. But it is doubtful doubt-ful if they even could agree on the country to save, says Dad Gummit. Definition THOUGHTLESS HUSBAND One who brought home to his bride, a loaf of bread that wasn't sliced. |