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Show Seen ad Heard nn'How would you like your egg- served, sir?" Diner "Is there any difference in price?" Waitress "None whatever, sir." linei "Then serve it o n a thick slice of country ham." Definitions PESSIMIST One who wears both belt and suspenders. OPTIMIST One who wears neither belt nor suspenders, and has no hips. Waiter: "Would you mind setting sett-ing your bill, sir? We're closing now." Patron: "But I haven't been served yet." Customer: "What is the proper color for window blinds?" Chauncey Sandberg: "Madam, window blinds are all shades." And Mrs. Whiffletree is always al-ways interested in the latest wrinkle, as long as it isn't on her face. St. Vitus Dance and Rheumatism Rheuma-tism may be pretty bad, to have at the same time, but did you ever have lockjaw a n d seasickness? seasick-ness? J. M. Stewart, Jr: "I will make a speaking likeness of your wife." Mr. Henpeck: "Just a likeness, please." They're now using pliable glass in whiskey bottles. Now you can sit, down at a football foot-ball game without danger of cutting your hip. |