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Show P. D. Q. Kalthasar H. Meyer, chairman of the interstate commerce commission, told a railroad story at a Madison banquet. "Weil call the line I have in mind the P. D. Q.," he said. "Well, a man under suspicion of hog stealing was being examined in court, and the magistrate mag-istrate said to him : "'You claim that on the day these hogs disappeared you wore at the P. D. Q. station from 9:15 in the morning till 11 :50 at night. What on earth were you doing there all that time?' " 'Your honor,' said the suspect. 'I was waiting for the 10 :20 a. m. express.' ex-press.' " |