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Show -x-xx-;-xxoi':'X-;-x-:-x-xox:-xoxox;-i-:-i-;'X':-i-:-x-:x-;-x-;'X:-z-:-Z':-x-:-x- Got Instrument That Suited Whole Family "An agent was at our house the other day trying to sell us a piano," said the fat plumber. "Did you buy one?" The thin carpenter naturally asked the question. "No, because my daughter. Is the only oue in the house who can play a piano." "I see." "And then he wanted me to buy a harp." "I suppose you bought one." "I did not. None of us can pick a harp." ' Did he try you on anything else?" "Yes. Next he proposed a cornet, and when I didn't want that he suggested sug-gested a ukulele." "And you didn't take any of those?" "No, but I told him I would come down to the store the next day and pick out something we could all play." "And did you really do It?" "I certainly did." "What did you pick out?" "A kazoo." Xoungstowu Telesrram. |