| Show 1 i r r 0 Ol ira II o oLL mJ oe aba G t V tt Relief neller for Allens cANTA MONICA CALIF SANTA were 7 If If an American dependent on public charity chant chanty continental l country in many any hed he'd be out of luck and df out of o that country too as quick quickly they could throw him out as he openly attack attacked d It If in addition that country he d of the lent o still be out of luc r because he d be in jail Hundreds of ol thou thousands thousands thousands sands of ot aliens are ion on relief here tinny 1 of ot them sl across the borders through leaks in our immIgration laws laws laws- and nd brought their folks with them al also also so SD to be cared fur forat hi at the taxpayers Irvin S Cobb Cobbe e expense pense Some arc are arcI of our form ot of avowed enemies I government Steps to oust such uch uch parasites are balked on the ground that to tD do so would work hardships on their fam fam- families families You could say the same thing for bedbugs We re starting starling to register these nun non residents Dut Gut it s to be i u vol- vol voluntary vol voluntary registration not compulsory sory SOlY Any person in the audience be besides ldes Madame Perkins who be- be believes be believes the undesirables will come a running to list themselves es and risk deportation thereby kindly raise the right hand Champion Crooks RUST California to turn up with witha TRUST a world s champion of some some- something something something thing They arrested a man on sus suspicion of ot burglary and forgery and organizing a a training school for ju juvenile ju- ju juvenile venile venUe criminals and first one little thing and then another Surely that would seem to be ca career career career reer enough but this party had ad additional claims to recognition He admitted he had been sentenced to forty nine terms n various jails and penitentiaries which in its itself ell would seem to constitute an inter inter- international international national record and said that in forty three of these cases he had been paroled He lie didn t explain how the big hearted parole boards failed to lo turn him loose before he finished those remaining six sen- sen sentences sen sentences It must be profound regret to the boys in Alcatraz and other bide a aee wee a-wee see ee homes conducted by the feder feder- federal federal al government that owing to the cruel refusal of Uncle Sam to go into the paroling business on a wholesale basis none of ot them how however however however ever ambitious has a chance to equal this splendid showing The honor remains where prop properly properly erly It belongs constituting a meg mag tribute to the beautiful mush headed theory that a state s prison should be a clearing house and not a 1 strongbox strong boa bo with a tIme lock on it Nazi r Influence I OVE VE been talking with a friend just back from Germany In old days daysI I liked Germany as a land flowing with and good beer and anda anda a superior line of liverwurst I won won- wonder wonder der whether I d like it so well now Because this fellow tellow says every minute everybody must give the Nazi salute and say HeU Hell rf t a citizen wants ants his eggs fried he says fil fist st to tD the winter If It he wants ants em turned over he says It tWIce once twice once for each egg There s a swastika flog flig lying flying over practically every house Absence ot of a swastika flag signifies that the folks who used to 11 live e there are now In the hoosegow for failing to fly same My friend may have exaggerated e somewhat hat but I think not much while whilo talking we came abreast of a cheese ina in inI ina I a store window and Involuntarily he said Hell lieu Heil Hit t r CANVASSES Barkley Barkley CANVASSES show Senate Leader Alben Barkley gaining as a pos pos- possible pos possible sible Democratic nominee in 1940 It Its s high time we the had somebody from Paducah for President For Fora a a hundred and fifty odd years this thio republic has fooled along wIthout one ane of ot our local boys sitting up there here in the White House writing messages to congress condemning the use of sugar in cornbread and proclaim proclaiming that if It any traitor dares cares to pull down tried fried catfish shoot him on the spot I With Alben on the job we U 11 not notI I have homegrown statesmanship i In n job lots but silver throated ora- ora ora oratory tory lory ory which by comparison would make Patrick Henry seem like a tongue tied man suffering from happed chapped lips lip For Al can talk an hour tour and never use the same v ord tWIce or the letter r once Nominate dominate Barkley and that night here won t be a dry throat in Mc McI I count county Elect Barkley well sad well I always alays did think I d make io a middling fair Secretary ot of the he Interior certainly nobody could notch botch up the Indian bureau Norse orse Norseman Ulan man it is IRVIN S COBB C NU Service |
