Show an editor preacher tells the in his paper and what he baid said I 1 I 1 every editor has ben been aked u tines mee why he cannot always tell the exact truth an editor preacher rev ira E carney ot of red oak iowa once got up courage to tell the truth about s wedding ceremony he lie had performed the da before but there pre few men as brave as u thi this editor edir following Is what he published mr robert chat ay and miss alice Bro broadwin adkin were ere married at sit noon monday at the home of the brides bride a par mr air and mrs P D broadwin Dro Bro adkin the groom Is a popular young bum who done a lick of work since he e got hipped shipped in the middle of hh his junior year at college he ile manages to dress vl veil ell and keep a supply of spending money because his dad Is a soft hearten old tool fool who takes up his bad checks instead of letting him go to jail where he belongs the bride is a skinny f fast it little idiot who ho has been kissed kis bcd and hani hant led by eury every boi bo in town since se she v wae as 13 years old she paints like a sioux indian sucks cig cigarettes arees in secret and drinks mean corn whiskey when she is out joy riding in her dad dads s car at night she doesn doean t know how to cook sew or keep houe the house was newly plastered for the wedding and the exterior newly painted thus appropriately carrying out the decorative scheme for the groom wan was new I 1 plastered also and the bride newly painted the groom wore a rented dinner suit over athletic underwear of imi station silk ills pants were viere held up by pale green suspenders ills number eight patent leather shoes matched his of tightness and harmonized nicely with the axle grease polish of hie his hair in addition to his jag he carried a pocket knife a bunch of keys a dun tor for the ring and his usual look of imbecility the bride wore some kind of a white thing that left most of her legs sticking out at one end and her bony upper end sticking out at the other the young people will make their home with the brides parents par erts which M means ans they will sill sponga on the oica I 1 man n until he dies and then she will take in washing |