Show CROWN PRINCE WILLIE WRITES A LETTER TO HIS DEAR PAPA the following letter supposed to liva l iva lw afi ti bitten vitten n b bi crown prin 0 william to his father the kaiser la is reproduced at the request of many of our subscribers somewhere in france dear papa I 1 am writing on the run as the brave and glorious soldiers under my command have net seen the rhine for so long that they have started that way and of course lam going mit dem oh pap dero dere has been some dings happened here in france first I 1 started in my big oZen offensive sive which was to crush the fool americans but addy know so little military tactics dat dey will not be hasbel smashed mas bel just like I 1 want em I 1 sent fat my lay mom la dr der aghta la in bis waves and when dey got to de americans dey all said BOO as loud as dey could holler vell veil according to what ou hat haf always told me dey amerl ameri can cans s should h uld have turned and run like blazes blaze but what you tink dem fool americans americana don t know iny anything thing about war and instead of running de odder vey dey come right toward us some of dem was as singing something I 1 about vee ivee von ton t come back till ita over over there or some odder foolish song and some of dern dem lading like foilb dey are so agnor ignorant ant but dey are reckless alt dere guns alq ten sen dey come toward us it was den dat my men took a notion dey ranted I 1 i to go back to do de dear old rhine ve don t like de little old dirty marne river anyhow and oh pau dem americans use such language dey know nothing of kultar and say such ding right before us ui and dey talk blasphemy blaip bemy vat you tink dy doy say y right la in front may ay face aca OB big husky from a place dey call missouri he said oh papa I 1 hate to tell you vat ding he said bald but I 1 cant help it ile he said to bell rait mil der kaiser I 1 tink link anybody would say eay such an thing it made we me so mad I 1 stand and hear such an ting so BO I 1 turned round and run mit alt do odder boys vas I 1 right and papa ou know dem breast plates platea vat ou sent us can you send some come to put on our backs you know we are going de odder vay now and breast plates are no good for the coward cowardly lv americans are shooting us tight light in de back some of our boys took off dere breast plates and put em behind but de fool americans are playing do de star spangled led banner mit machine gun on dern dem plates cart you help us ua you remember in your you speech you said nothing could egand before the brave german soldiers BOl diere oh papa I 1 cont HT 44 Amori yr for read your speech for dey run after us just juat like ve vas a lot of rabbits vot you link of dot cant you send some of your speeches right away dey dont know how bow terrible we are can t you move my army back to belgium vere ve von all our glory my men can all de and children vat de belgians bring up but dese americans are so BO rough and ignorant ve cant make em under I 1 stand dat ve are de greatest soldiers on earth and ven ve try to sing Deutch land uber alles allea dey laugh like a lot of monkeys but we are I 1 getting de best of de americans V ve can outrun dem papa it ve va are not do de best fighters on earth ve are sure de best runners nobody can keep up anit us ua ven we tink of dear dear old rhine and my army never did tink tank 6 BO 0 much of dot dear old river lot let me know right away what to do by return post postoffice office GROWN CROWN |