| Show A DOG some soine waggish 0 students dentson of yale college a few years since since were legating ie I 1 aling tapin elves one evening at the tontina Tonti nr when an old farmer frodi tha country the room taking it for a barroom bar room aud inqui I 1 ed if lie he could obtain a lodging thet e the young chaps clipps immediately ans in the affirmative ini inviting ting him to tale take a glass glasa of punch the old fellow who was a sh I 1 avd yankee SAW at once that lie was to be made tile the butt of their jests but quietly qui itly laying off his bis hat and ancl telling a worthiest little dog lie he had with viell him to lie wide I 1 the chair he took a glass glab of the pro pio offered beverage the students bubly inquired after tile the I 1 health of the old mans mails wife and children and the f farmer armer with affected simplicity gave them tile the whole pedigree with guiner ous anecdotes about his faun faini stuck stock etc ido do you belong to the church I 1 asked a one of tile the wags yes ill thy loid loia tie be praised and so did before tile r 1 we well 1 I 1 suppose 1 e yoa would not n ot t tell e I 1 a lie replied the lie student studer lit not fur the I 1 added the old farmer now what will you take fur for that dog po pointing hiting to tho farmers cur who was not worth his weight 0 in jer bey mud 1 I would not take twenty dollars fur for that dug dog twenty dollars dollar sl why lie he is not worth twenty cents centa well I 1 assine you I 1 would not take ta ke twenty dollar s for him bini 11 come my ft friend bend said the student who with his hip companions was bent on oil having some capital fun fail w with ill the old man now you say you wont t ell a lie for the world let me see if you wont do it for twenty dollars il ill 1 give you ais for your dog ill ill not take it replied the far fanner iner you will not heie bete let us sen bet ii if this wont tempt you to tell a lie added thu the brudent producing it a small bag of f half dollath dol lais lats from which he counted small piles on of the table where tile the farmer sat eat with his hat it in ilia bis hand apparently unconcerned there added the student abc i le twenty collais ill all ui ill silver I 1 will ill give YOU yon that fur for your dog 0 the old farmer quietly I 1 aided his hat to lu the edge of tile table and then as quick as thought scraped all tile the money into it except one olle half dollar at the same time exclaiming 1 I wont take ifju your tw enty dollars I 1 nineteen cinat ceil arid and a half is a as much as tile the do dog 0 is worth lie he is your property pio porty perty hymen was a man of athens obscurely bot bum n but extremely handsome falling in ill love with a lady of rank lie he disguised himself in ill female attire the better to fo carry cairy on li s amo amour tir arid and at as lie was one adly d ay iy on tile the sea shore celebrating the elcisin rail ain r rites itee with ali his Ini misti arid and her female coni pani us a fiig of pirates pirate came upon them b by y surprise ai and id carri carried them off to dist distant atit island abere t lie pirates got deunk for joy joa and fell asleep hymen then a aimed fmc the vir and dispatched ill the pirates when leavi leavin nghe gothe two tw 0 women upon the eslit fid he be sped to 19 I 1 athens athelia 1 P I 1 told ins adai ind demanded ills s beloved in ill inal 1 aage a na lir her ran ransom soni iiii was gi giap anted tid and so far fa dunate was the anat abai the nattie of hymen wis was ever ever afi er invoked invoke doYi on I 1 ill all future nuptial arid and in brogi c of time the greeks enrolled him adoli among g their gods BEYOND D THE mississippi richardson in his beyond the mississippi draws at its close a very glowing picture of the future as aa when speaking king of the progress of the pacific he be says 1 I listen fu fur r the voice of the alie furuie fetui e brakesman day after day on thu tho continental journey he be opens his door and shouts to sleepy pass passengers eDgers rocky JR mountains change cars for santa fe el paso matamoras Mata morag and the city of mexico salt lake twenty minutes for dinner change cars for furt fort benton banton british Coluin columbia lia panama lima and valparaiso virginia nevada change cars carai for owyhee owahee columbia river puget sound sitka arid and Kamsch san francis franciaco co passengers cornew for new zealand honolulu melbourne yokohama I 1 I 1 hong kon kong and all other points in asia africa and europe will keep athir seatse till landed on oil the wharf of the daily line of the pacific mail steamship company baggage checked through to pekin calcutta grand cairo constantinople st petersburg paris and liverpool INCIDENT A few days since since says the san francisco mercury a fa fashionable young lady well known keown in iii aristocratic circles was waa standing nedr near the door of one of our montgomery 9 street dry good pa aca acus I 1 han chii a simple looking young t gentleman iman stopped to admire tile the costly f fabrics b bics exposed in the window while iv hill thus eil engaged he appi the lady arid and began examining her beautiful velvet mati mantilla tilla tiia lady turi turned led scLe screamed amed and fainted in the arms of the handsome pro proprietor primor who rea rearmed elied her in in litlie to prevent her talling tailing th young man ran off frightened out of liis his wit wits exclaiming 1 darn me if I 1 think she was a show aigin fiame e I 1 I 1 moral fashionably ladies adie should exercise caution when stand mand ing hig neu near the dlois of daj goods good 8 palaces ul lil I 1 RECENTLY three boys boy ioa i naming g in the 0 wooda o odb anuar sag hat bor found a shell which was a I 1 ei of jame OlUn ance experiments mude during the war they ant it upon a stump as a target to tilrow stones s ut at thi percussion cap wis was hit b by N one olle of tile stones the projectile eipl I 1 ded and all three serin though it IL is hop hopi i ednot fatally ettalily buit ille shell must have been in wauda five yeats A named hough started a lew days nince ance fir washoe ff aiom om cit city v with pounds of fre loaded abed on tv awn ati goins one faitt ned directly bellille belli bellil iid ld thu the chii drawn by a team 4 t alv mules 11 ll is file he heaviest beavie t lu luid load id vur ver started to cross the mountains TIIE THE STUD HORSE DISTANCED A kansas paper elegantly clip characterizes bract ei izes president an air a pi fact ct st atud U d ho hoise se no 11 he be lias has been beaten hy by a mare marc A ansey city paper says that eliat the mayor of that in municipality anici has written on oil less than one bundled and veto mesias mesas 0 BAD JOKE JOICE ON A SHERIFF the sheriff of nyo nye county had bad a compia complaint ti in case of mrs mis mcevoy to serve upon her husband applying fur for divorce the complaint alleged adultery the sheriff shuck the wrong mi 8 me and pi pio 0 ceedee to read the lady stood amazed till lie ho got to the charge of adultery when alic e fired A frying pan loaded with hot bot fat and doughnuts at him and the sheriff quit the premises A WRITER in the evening ZW post who says bays his nime name is not nol sims all appears to be anxious to go into the piratical tu business siness lie he wants so somebody to lend lead him an abyssinian Aby sinian flag and some other body tu to translate late for him into tho the language of abyssinia the N words florida 0 c alabama laba ma and aid shenandoah with a nice I 1 meribe of the pro proprieties of tile the profession odess 10 n lie alms aims at mr ir not sims it pr gives gotico that he be should give ill his s captains orders carefully to avoid arlt british meli of war and to attack ot only 1 ily mer iner chantlen chant men Tl THOMAS lIAS NAST tho the wonderful cartoonist to ollist pol political design i in mar pers pars have been so po popular p ular and nasby dr it R locke alc abc about to publish au an illustrated political houi joui journal nal together nast is also pi preparing ep aring a political panorama presidential campaign t to 0 rama a fur for the which nasby is to lecture there is fun ahead they are also pre preparing parin 9 lives of dis distinguished I 1 am Amu americana ri carist I 1 1 or of bilic which 0 1 aff da davis vis ja ia I 1 to be first 1 I 1 E er u 1 I 1 |
