| Show CELE celebrating BRATING ill MORGANS ORGAN Is DEATH tile the first thesda tuesday y in october has been agreed upon by all beasts of burden 11 ay as a day of thanksgiving and praise to gen gillam and his command for the timely and religions act of terminating tile life robberies and wholesale thefts of john H morgan the most renowned land pirate of the nineteenth century ally all the beasts in the 11 kingdom are required to assemble precisely at ten and commence their devotions motions de blooded horses and mares will convene in their respective spec tive st stables ables and rebel presbyterian by terian ministers will lead in their devotions standing tiptoed with their pockets stuffed with lying rebel newspapers and with their faces towards old westminster inin minster ster 2 occasionally pausing 1 ind and profanely swearing 6 by the god that made john calvin that 1 whatever is is right except the election of lincoln and that god had 11 foreordained fore ordained whatsoever come to pass balway alway excepting tile the ishuin issuing z of the emancipation proclamation i oll mules of high and low degree will convene in their lots and pastures in tile the open aar air and their devotion will be led by rebel baptist preachers who standing in water vater up tip to the seats of their breeches sh shall all swear with their right i za lit hands ona on a jug of corn whisky q that chat there is no salvation without swimming the cumberland river as often as john morgan lias has done in search of in mules tiles and when the preacher pauses W t take a dram every mule shall bray by way iray of response to tile the pious exercise i 1 lie jackasses jac kasses shall lall all convene 1 in their respective stables and with closed doors 21 after the manner anner of class meetings conducted by rebel methodist preachers the jacks shall be interrogated 0 tr I 1 the preace preachers hers kneeling as t to 0 what progress they have mado made in ill producing 0 horse and ass ity 11 each preacher shall take liis his text out of the southern methodist slave code and after a fervent prayer to which the jacks shall respond in notes of sweet concord the audience shall sing at the tops of their voices john anderson andersen my joe jolin john etc closing out at four the ani animals nials shall return reeni ii to their pastures wisor wiser and better brutes and the reverend clergy shall go to their hornes homes and get drunk and mistake other mens wives for their own tinder a predence pretence pre tence of seeking their Il rights 11 knox whig 1 |
