Show C bior v ny 0 etim vav W t our devils home thoughts and side remar k tt it is ia considered necessary that th a t soldier should have good g front teeth so that lio lie can call bite a cartridge lie ile also ought to io have 11 grinders grinde rs so that lie can call bite the ainaly beef 0 out fl here rc in utah lie he requires required long legs leg s beef is so high A A man who vilo ni marries arries the lady lie adores is joined to his idol but idle matches are arc the bane of married life bigotry 0 murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost POETRY vs TS F FACT ACT ilow how a little fact upsets tile the finest poetry one of the jen jell kinses odthe of alie cal press growing rapturous over the late inauguration ball 0 says the festivities were prolonged until jocund day stood tiptoe tip toe too on the misty mountain tops though the fog was so BO thick she could seen that last line rather gets us A 1 OLD confederacy we clip the the following from a late to telegram fresh beef is now 4 per pound in richmond fresh bread 3 50 per loaf such as form forin cily cost 5 cents APAr rADOS that at an inordinately long quartermaster ar a ster should continually be short of funds conundrums CONUNDRUM FOR tim THE TIKES why is tile fascinating 0 head olour of our Q af M department like ail any y other young man in love because ho he olisa a great deal of course why does docs the soldiers flour promise to ma make c good bread cau 3 1 c Rs on tile the rise A IiD CAiE th street street railroad Raili oad coll company collean pan y in ill san francisco lias has recently been sued for charging six cents when the law only allows five the courts recently decided that had as good a right to ride as any other man mail it is I 1 suggested ted that the company plead in extenuation of over charging that the law thus compels thern them to add another p i v n scent sc the following sentiment we suspect commends itself to some folks hereabouts who ih inwardly bless the devil that struck out tile alic alel n in short ladies and gentlemen said a r speaker in a husky busky voice and perspiring freely 1 I can only say that I 1 wish I 1 had a window in my bosom that you might see the emotions of my heart tile newspapers printed the speech leaving out of window boswell complained to johnson that the a britho company the day before had made his head licad aclid no sir it was rot the alic loiso that made youl your head ache it was the sense we put in it 12 said johnson aias sense that hect effect upon the head inquired boswell yes sir was the icely deply on heads that arc not used to it we wot of some folks who cant be enuch aluch troubled with headaches ax AN OLD SAW NEW SET como wife 11 aidini ill 1 I pray you devote just half a minute to mend this coat which a nail has ch 4 rend 11 ten said his drowsy mate 1 I know said larilla ll willits rillA itis rather late but its never too late to mend 11 that chap ought to open A dry goods tore awe ri r is the difference between a summer av 11 dress in winter and an extracted tooth ono is too thin out a family of girls be photographed because theres no son oh sun tuat THAT REMINDS MEI the other oter day da y our friend filkins who has been a benedick for many a long apar and ie is not yet blessed with any little cherubs was catching jesse from mrs F filkins for not having tile window fixed its too bad mrs 1 im catching my death a 1 cold so I 1 am tearing his hair in in a highly theatrical style tile the disconsolate filkins murmured soto voce well pin ian sure I 1 wont object to a little heir coming omin 0 into the house but its no thanks to you my dear mrs 1 F looked a ury ivi y and shied a tin pan pail at the head of her lord nothings NOT AMISS Aings A rich and lovely widow pit IM THE As a railway train was about leaving 0 the station a tall man entered one of the carriages carriage 8 and grulloy requested that two tino young 0 ladies occupying in separate seats should sit together 0 11 that lie he and his friend might sit side by side for a conversation but said one odthe of the da damsels blushing this seat is engaged ga ged 11 engaged is it brusquely responded the man mail who engaged it A young gentleman said the cot conscious 19 10 Is maiden ayoun A young gentleman eh whores wheres his baggage persisted ursa major pm bi liis s baggage old hateful replied the damsel old hateful subsided tile the young man mail canio camo in and the guard started the train why is a french stearn steam vessel on oil her passage from calais to dover a sign of the alii amicable cable relations between the two great powers because it shows the existence of a french ship between france and england what part of a soldiers duty would the ladies take the most delight in we wrote present arms but a old benedick at our elbow suggests dress parade 11 exchange it be a bad sell to suggest infantry tactics but we wont do it the editor who kissed his sweetheart saying please exchange is believed not to have exceeded tho proper liberty of tile T t i ta C ira 4 but the fisherman givlio gave his sweetheart a smack clel was enga engaged ed in his le legitimate iti business A 1 printer lias has no right to make an impression in that way |