Show ami front av ota W our devils rome home thoughts and side remarks adiian A man should stop drinking before his stomach becomes the theatre of a whisky insurrection we have no washington now to pu put it down tho the most cheerful and soothing of all fireside firc sido melodies aro are tho the blended tones of a cricket a teakettle and a loving wife with these three things if a fellow dont got get into hot water its all right wit is as necessary at tho the dinner table as the box or mustard pot bu but he 0 who scatters it promiscuously and pro fasoly over every of conversation neither knows its uses nor his place I 1 the last part ofa of a snake tc ic dicas die is the tall tail prentice prentic e it the last part any how dead or alive say sa Y georgei Geo Gc olge gei it t 0 2 1 i of the newspaper often support tho the worldly temple domes no blind sam bon acon should J get within arms length of them just now av the columns of our armies are arc the main freedoms temple jf if tho the columns are notta rucian they are generally round when needed no ade C 34 dud and Kilpatrick Kil patricks 3 are arc certainly llo amin J s happiness is always a homemade home made mado article it is rarely an article of fo re 1 n i ln w per t A goose pen is a fitter wing thing authors to live in than to write wrife with most scribblers scribble rs nowadays now a days uso use a steal pen oll oh scissors what irony iron y laughter is a faculty bestowed exclusively on oil man manTh there cre is therefore a foi t of impiety in ill not exercising it as often as wo we can vo vc may say with titus that we have lost a day if i it t has passed without laughing laugh W but blit iti belter better and more kind to laugh with a than at him wo we sometimes surprise our enemies encini cs with our vir t j alas that should we so often aslou astound ild them with our follies 1 the rebels have few sheep sheen left in chacy and are not not allowed allowed unis lams billy wilisoni Wil soni pet lambs do them much good and their stock in wool is getting 1 small by degrees and beautifully icib it the rebels are not so niggard ly as they were A charitable untruth and truth are arc both oth to fobe be carefully avoided an illinois paper thinks that tho the war is a war without end 11 then wo an end to it put dut ono one end to it at sumter in gl gilmore is likely to put tho the other in ga iga appropriate motto fora for a sparsely settled country morman mor man As we ice say m in paris jam tho rebels rebel aro are said to bo be dufferin suf suffering ferin for want of winter clothing and blankets A celebrated french engineer proposes as a new modo mode of defence tho the adoption of a shiver do freeze our devil says hes got the pronunciation so duin tho the we are arc indebted to somo some friend for a bottlo of rare old whisky wo acknowledge tho the coin lou lott tour jour Pren prentice tico is ig said to bo be the ugliest man on tho the continent wonder if the continued repetition of favors like tho the above dont satisfactorily account for tho the wy faces ho he males makes A thrifty husband cradles ills his hay bay or cribs his corn while tho the wife cribs or cradles cradle the babies our D 1 says he now understands why infancy is termed the heyday hey day of life cause its tho the time one is cradled general intelligence from the other side 11 A gentleman says an all exchange who is convel sant with militar military atil affairs drs states a as the result of a recent examination aminat on of the records that since tho the commencement comi I 1 men cement of the aar n ar we havo lost thirty fill ty somi seven generals by death twenty six of whom were killed hilled in battle or died hoin the effects of casualties and in addition sixty ono have bavo been wounded who have recovered yew xem latest term for marriage in eashoo e consolidation iolla soli dation thus eliza walker and tom belcher consolidated tacy will adon soon incorporate and commence the issue of stock acock the plan has been in in vogue in ill utah a ar it v u the to a couple and each shareholder lias has at least two feet fee I 1 under tho the comfort able as assurance urance that its all right mrs partin partington 9 ton is under the opinion thit that mount vesuvius should take sarsaparilla to cure ibell of tho the old lady thinks it haq ha been vomiting so long that nothing notting else would layton its stomach ike wonders if sar ap arlla would I 1 have pic vented the breaking out of our civil war if taken in in time tall timber tho the california papers boast that some of their pine trees are arc feet high pine wood out hero here is 10 a cord beckon that is higher than any in our neighboring state uncle abes last A farmer recently applied to president lincoln to secure liis his assistance in collecting a bill against the government for damages done by y our troops passing through his promises premises aises the president elc him to the proper officer whose duty it was to attend to uch such matteis but the man mail was anxious that mr lincoln should examine tile the case personally and give an order to have it settled then said lie he they will attend to it at once other otherwise I 1 may have to wait valt a long iong time but I 1 have no leisure to look after such thin things 0 said the president it wont take but a few minutes urged the man you yen remind me of what occurred to a friend of mine on tho the mississippi river 11 said the president ile he a captain of a steamboat and han passing through the rapids ho he always took the ii wheel alicel and steered the boat himself one day when ho he was in the most difficult part of the stream a boy camo came blubbering up to him crying captain captain well what do you want 0 do 10 sto stop p tho the boat ivo lost my apple overboard tho the farmer saw tho the point of the story and wisely coll concluded to collect his hia bill in tho the usual routine manner |