Show ing kindness fur me but how to doo the thing up rite gestured pe stured me erful I 1 got sum luv book and red how the fellers got down on marrer bones an talked like folks an how the gals they gently fall into the fellers arms but sumrow or other that way sute my notion I 1 axed marn main how bow dad courted her but she said it had been so long that shed forgot all about it uncle jo allers sed mam dun all the corten at last I 1 made up my mind tu ta go it blind for this thing was fairly consuming my vitals so I 1 goes to her daddis daddys salts and when I 1 got I 1 sot like a fool thinking ingrow how to begin sal sed a trebling tru bling mean me an ses sea ses she aint you sick peter she sed this mighty soft like yes no says 1 I that is I 1 aint ad factly well I 1 id cum cam over tu nite says I 1 w a putty gutty beginning begin nin anyhow thinks I 1 so I 1 tried it again sal ses sea 1 I and by this time I 1 felt mity ineasy like I 1 sea sal ses I 1 agen agea ahot ses sea she ill git tu it arter a while thinks I 1 peter ses she tears sum suin thin thins a troubling lin you powerful I 1 no its rong s N fur to keep it frum a body fur an sore is a fire I 1 she sed this she did the deer sly creature cree ture she noea what was the matter L althe time art an was aist a bryin to fish r f it out hut but I 1 was so fur gone I 1 see the pint at last I 1 sorter gulped down the lum lump p as was in my an ses sal du you luv anybody eny body well wel ses she chars dad an mum an OL a loptin countin her fingers finers all the time with her ise ise sorter shet abet like a feller a gun an athars ole aide that wu on ole 0 e cow lv LT hum burn an I 1 cant think uv enny emy body else jis now ses she now t his war erful fur a feller ded in luv lav so artera arter a while I 1 tries aluther shute 1 ses sea 1 I sal im powerfully lonesome at home aril an I 1 sum suni times think ef I 1 only had a nice putty wife to love an talk to an to have my beta bein with I 1 would be a feller 1 wi with that she beams an names over THE CONNUBIAL SEASON now that full blown autumn is is upon us we may expect to hear of divers weddings of an increase of orders for scissor scissor tailed coats an and white dwhite satin waistcoats bridal dresses pound calces cakes clergymen and all the other little conventional requisites in in such cases made and provided already we hear of several of these interesting inte eterei retting ting events set down to come off shortly 1 and in in fashionable circles we understand that there is is hardly any other talk than that certain fair ones are to be carried off in in a week or two I 1 from the state of singe emge wretched wretchedness ales to the sweet elysium of tenderness and double beds whether cool weather opens the hearts of the young gentlemen crent lemen and ladies the outside i chi dullness liness producing a corresponding internal ini warmth is is more than our poor philosophy can tell but it certainly is is true that there are more weddings eddings 0 from october to february than in in all the remaining months in in the calender together and there must be some way to account for it it has been su suggested rested that the cause is to be found in the love making that takes place during a summers alazim al izing in the green world people by dandelions 1 the influences of nature opening the soul to sentiment and all that sort of thing but while there ma may y be something in this we do not think the argument conclusive conclusive by any means for we know that a great many of the matches are made between those who are so unfortunately situated as not to be able to visit rustic scenes during the heated term and feast their eyes on the emerald fields umbrageous shades bubbling brooks etc in the agricultural districts many fair ones about to change their names are accustomed entirely to crowded streets and brick w walls alls so that the dandelions they see are not strictly floral though they are exceedingly delicate and fresh and moreover are frequently possessed of perfume we will not multiply words on this subject it having been our intention merely to state for the benefit of backward w d bachelors that matrimony is now in season and that they had better pitch in we dont charge anything for the advice but only say that marriage notices have to be paid for Ril can |