Show ON KISSING a doann man slin old do in C k curlit koby alp static n ini on ilni A certain young inh waitea me to inform him as to whether its exactly doing the square thing io kis a girl to whom ho Is not engage I 1 without asking her permission nov I 1 am alvayd willing to help a poor struggling and ambitious boung man along but I 1 h la cn aalto ether out of my sphere in fact thong 11 have written n pile of poetry about aklu kissing girls etc I 1 have lovcy attempted thu more than in my lite and I 1 waa too too excited to ask the to cifa her I 1 always considered this thing of kissing girlia very serious I 1 a young couple left alono to themselves bouhl never robort to aiming until cvar kind of argument haa failed I 1 dont think I 1 would prove a success af n kisser of females if I 1 to beg for a kiss buforo I 1 got it you and the fence post young roan its my opinion you alone a girl ami lie manages to get glicr in cloi o to yours fart arc a stupid fool for not taking advantage of tho situation t undoubtedly proper a girl for a kiss but I 1 a thousand times get ho grand bounce for having stolen a ki athan to run tho risk of being refused asking glicr fur alio llio same and having iko girl mako it glicr special busina 15 advertise alio llio matter from ono end diio city to alio other take for Inita a high school girl acro you to ask her for a kiss and sho to 1 io town would know it alic very next day white if her on the spur of the moment or belter square on the hc would perhaps have alio good to keep alie to as it would be i away on glicr and pot on you I 1 have a faint idea that cold kiss th at one gets tor tc begging As I 1 am inexperienced I 1 may be mistaken I 1 laivo n good amount 6 glicck but not enough to warrant luco aa a girl for i klas if any girl acquaintance of mine cant let me glicr mouth is made to bo kissed and that it would bo without iny having to question her on the matter why all I 1 to say slie will have to wait a good before akis f glicr flioy suy stolen fruit Is tho sweetest 1 dont know about that foai never stoic a peanut in my life but that it aia bad ant bo it as it may acry few bilings kaa want to bo in humor for the second you want to get the idea into your licad that the girl is just dying to lie kissed by you and is onla wailing for you to make the break once possessed of this idea and conscience will bo relieved of nil thoughts na to whether its exactly doing the square thing by tho girl or not then you want to take a good view of her mouth and sec just biow much of it you can tako in if alic has a regular borc bud mouzli why take it nil in and throw your whole faoul into airo oiro dierf but if her mouth lias the appearance of a paco of landscape cut in two by a waterless river the safest plan i to uiko in tho corners and byways and sort of divide your kiss into cc lions it tho girl has pretty checks anil aliu powder piled on regardless of expenses try them most girls have no end of check therefore a fellow can seldom HUM tira in kissing a girl on tho check II 11 thero is anything that makes mo tired it is to hear of a fellow attempting to diw girl on alu car do not attempt any baich a tiling nine cikel out of ten tho girl will mako a slight clodgo so m to impress you with tho idea that avit arc really her in your action alio result is you mim alio car kii ki i glicr hair and get your mouth full of ten cent hair oil that may bo fun fur some but I 1 prefer a erent kind of a picnic and I 1 advise you to clear of alio cyca eyra aro mado to look into but never to bo I 1 knew a man choso whoso girl had such cacti my they were inc well onu timo ho went into such a frenzy over glicr tant nothing would do ho inu t ki ua them well ho did but in tho attempt lio poked his nose into ono of them and gouged it out alio fallow became a raving maniac on tho pot and tho girl having lost her chief beauty married a butcher I 1 on generally his alleged aix oix tho brow this may do for actors but I 1 dont want any brow krening in mine if a girl has a pretty mouth kim it very time but it her mouth is so large alint you endanger your life by getting too near it then resort to the next best thing and kua her on the check above all leave her eyes and cars if this advice will prove of any to you you can reciprocate tho a miu by me a quarter by return maal sam tic |