Show an old grandmothers story how to cook a husband you must first catch him having done so proceed as follows get a large jar i called the jar of carefulness which all good wives have on hand place your husband in it an and d set him bim near the fire of conjugal love cover him with affection kindness and subjection garnish with modest becoming familiarity and if you yen have kisses and other confectioneries confection eries let them be ac compan led with a sufficient portion of i secrecy mixed with prudence and moderation we would advise all good wives to lo try tilts this recipe and realize how admirable a husband Is when properly cooked ans domestic Al magazine agazine |