Show teddy only president without corns at I 1 IT T asvery IS very unromantic but true that the washington business man who has acquired the finest autograph book lif in the last 60 50 years la Is the proprietor of a corn doctors establishment lie ile showed his register of autographs to a congressional visitor who had bad dropped in to have his corns pared and treated the establishment started a short time before the death of lincoln and among the early signatures in the book was an unquestionably authentic one of the emancipator who according to the pro proprietor eletor of the place ewas was quite a regular attendant in the effort to have his corns suppressed he orice once told the ibe chiropodist who in those days have a latin name but was called a corn specialist that his corns made him almost as much trouble as congress a sentiment which ex president roosevelt might have echoed but he never did because he have any corns and was in fact declared dec to be the only president since lincoln who been a patron of this establishment anyhow the register contains the autographs of johnson grant hayes arthur cleveland harrlson harrison and Garfield president long enough to develop corns though the expert opines kopines that at abe rate he was kicking people out during the short time ho he served as president he would soon havo have required attention the book contains the autographs of thousands of cabinet ministers senators members of congress and other famous national characters casual inspection of it would almost enforce the generalization that corns and public service are seemingly inseparable separable |