Show GUARDS TURKEY HOUSE BLOWS OWN TOE OFF HIRED MAN LAYING FOR ROB non BERS HAS VIVID DREAM WITH SAD EWING ENDING rising still sini beitl mil georgo uichi prelim a farmer fanner in the FAg eighth lith district of 0 this county has haa been losing turkeys ro dently tient ly so lio lie placed william jones gonei an all employed emp loye on oil guard jonos jones seeing no reason why a guard should lose hla his sleep placed a cot in ili a convenient and comfortable position post I 1 ion near the hon honhouse lionso and having stretched himself upon the cot and taken his gun to bed with tho barrel pointing toward his toes corn coni posed himself to rest heres when tho the plum pudding comes lit in having been left over from christmas christinas william had parta ken of it for supper nevertheless k f L J he pulled the trigger Tr loger and lie he lad had hardly dozed off with his finger on tho the trigger when william began to dream was that the door opening th the lien henhouse house door all ahi ha ba ills hla vigil would not be in vain yes of couri couque je it was a darky with a bag ovir ovar his back but it would bo be bettor better to wait quietly and capture him after lie he filled the bag ile he was an enormous darky too ills his head was followed through the door by 4 a body that just lust barely baiely squeezed through and then williams blood ran cold for the first darky was followed not by one but by many of his fellows william had not supposed so many could crowd into the lien hen house and they paid no attention to the turkeys but suddenly the slavering shivering warder of the lien henhouse house saw that they were sav stewpot with painted faces that a big stewpot was glowing red hot over a fire in the middle of the henhouse henho uso which seemed to have grown immense and the negroes cannibals of course wera dancing a weird lance dance about william pointing to him then to their mouths then rubbing their sto stomachs maclis and laughing horribly but when one detached himself from the circle and started for william whetting a big knife on his left palm as he came william decided it was time to act and he bo pulled the trigger jones awoke with two distinctly painful impressions one was where ills his right great too toe had been tho the other was where the kicka kick 1 had caught him on tho the point of the jaw it is said that jones will recover |