Show the golfers limerick A well known derbyshire doctor has just resigned his membership of a midland golf club his letter to tho the secretary of tho the club reading A canny old scot writes to say at golf lie he no more will play lie ile thinks of the game so please strike out his name and hla his cifes from the club right away the secretary of tho the club was not to be outdone out done and he sent the doctor the following reply A canny old scot like you ought to play golf like a vardon untaught As ive now got to rub your name from the club your subscription amounts to 0 london dally daily news |