Show easy victory for fop pat an englishman an irishman a and nd a scotchman were one day arguing as to which of the three countries possessed the fastest tr trains alfis said the englishman well I 1 ive ve been in one of our trains and the telegraph poles have been like a hedge ive seen the milestones appear like tombstones said the scot be jabors said pat 1 I was one day in a train in my country and wt wa passed a held of carrots a field of turnips a field of parsley one of onions and then a pond of water and we were going so fast that I 1 thought though it t was broth |