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Show mil hu-wc:;l- journal. v u.a uiau January o from . mLskts i Thera poking re iari-exam pi a, the For in IY JMy he was not punctuation. o by beingttysured following woi prefixed- to acoRtrjb I u u e : : n t Hal i c s T h 3 Fi ; n i; 7 3 ii.ueh c"n-o!button in the - poets- corner of a that the reporter bad merely haVior "of Well Usauhg Typs. The?e Journal: to signify that the masses believed Cumberland him Oa another occasion a re- lines wero written nearly fifty At these words years ago, by a gentleman who has The compositor, casually and porter wiot-- : rose and rent for several years lain in the graye audience entire the unconsciously, is & fellow of iutiu-itAnother The for his own amus-men- t. snouts. wish the air their humor. The writers and speakBaid: suicide a in cor had shouts set up reporting paper ers upon whose telling argumeui compo?iora hi? brains out blew Deceased observed had not he or flights of fancy the compositor h was broken after bidding his wife goodby with of the the that be his top wit exercises may annoyed, but the general public has no al- off. Ar enthusiastic editor began a guD, After the last Egyptian elec- campaign a London eveniog paper loy in the enjoyment of these typ his leading article on a local Miss Fannie tion campaign with the phrase, printed tho following paragraph ographic.il antics. Uu beaded Cabmans Generosity: To The battle is now opened. Fudge, the youthful genius discovered by Tom Moore, who. used to fortunately the compositor, traus show the enthusiasm with which contribute to the Poets Corner of formed battle into bottle, and his our tro ps have been rectived we The County Gazette, complained readers; aaid that they had sus may mention that we have been told of many instances where cabbitterly to her cousin of the havoc pectd it all along men well have driven soldiers from Mr. is as known, Gladstone, the printers made of her sense and h livi-is admiration nis of Egypt to the barracks without always her rhymes. Though an angel asTblw was generous, no books for him sent new the charge, should write, still tia devils must by the journey must have but or crafty publish- doubt, print, she exclaimed. Here is piring authors been hard upon the horses. To a ers, but he has rarely exprtssed it how those devils served her: Bui a week or two since in uiy Ode to more emphatically than when he writer in one of the ladies jourwrote to th publisher of a certain nals we are iudebted for the news the sprint; Wlii6h I meant to hare made a most novel: We have not allowed one that It has become the fashion of beautiful thing, nerson to leave the house without late for ladies to take their tea in Where I talked of the dewdrops from But the A newspaper, record their hats and gloves. reading it. freshly blown roses, suffered more ladies merits still testimonial the to this The nasty thing made it from freshly ing severely - - blown noses !' of the tale, made Mr. Gladstone as at the hands of a Washington reAnd ones when to pleaso my cross aunt sure the delimited publisher, We porter, who, describing the cosI had tried allowed not our parson to tumes at the presidential reception, have To commemorate some saint of her house have the without reading it. bad iotended to say that Airs. B. clique whod just died. Having said he had takn up in heaven Our parson, at Hawardeo, it will wore nothing in the nature of a bis position, be remembered, is Me. Gladstones drees that-w- as remarkable.' He They made it hed taken up to heaven son, the Rev Stephen Gladstone. left for the West next hurriedly his physician. Landorrrvi8ing the proof of a day, when he opened the paper and The readers of the County GazMrs. Brown wore nothing The read: poem he Had written for ette, ho doubt, preferred the Keepsake, found the concluding in the nature of a dress. That was amended poem to the original. A London paper reremarkable sunz thus printed: The responsibility for these Yes. yon shall say when once the' ported on one occasion the capture humors of the composing room dreaui in midchannel ofa large man eatrests sometimes wiih the authors (So hard to break) is oer, A provincial journing shark. vile hand writing: hut it isr mainly il v love was very dear to him, farm and peace were more."'""' al,-- copying tho'paragraph pbut due to the conditions under which My This error seems to have angered less careful about the punctuation, the compositor works. A wooden the whose temper, indeed, it gave a different versiou, of thain-cide- nt: frame for case; as it is ' known in was poet, A large man, not difficult to upset, for upon eating the trade is divided by ledges io- the midchan-ue- l. the-pro- of of is sharkpwas captured iif (which ta several Tesceptacles or boxes, for still margin The ommission of a comma extant) he wrote: Of all the the various letters of the alphabet ridiculous blunders ever commit- onee gave au,awkward interreta-- . and points of punctuation. In ted by a compositor farm instead tiou to a paragraph io a Dublin one box there are alt As.A in an- of fame is the most ridtcul us. newspaper, which ran: A very other all 11V and in another all Pity it was not handsome memorial has been printed my farm Yb and soon; and from this and St. erected in Jeromes cemetery pea!I! Richard Proctor, the case, picking up the letters one by astronomer, writing Jn his maga to the late Mr.John Phillips accione as required, the compositor zine Knowledge, stated-th- at. the dentally shot as a mark turns the manuscript into type. most remarkable change which by his brother. Jn the follow-in- g to him enables do. this .Practice instauce, it waif ho doubt a printers had ever arranged for him not only with extreme rapidity, occurred in the proof of a little bachelor compositor who, in setting but with remarkable accuracy book on Spectroscopic Analysis up the toast,Woman.without her, -- but he haa often tadeal with wb&t written For the Society for Promote man would be a savage! by a triflhe calls a foul nase that is, a rase ing Christian Knowledge. ' The ing transposition of a comma made in which several of the letters have words, Lines, bands and striae in the sentence read, Woman, withgot into the wrong boxes and as the violet part of the spectra were out her man, would be a eavaee. he thus unconsciously picks up the printed Links, bonds and stripes In a sermon on drunkenness which wrong letter from lh9 right box, for the violent kinds of specters. appeared recently in a Dublin pawe find oats turued to cate, poets A still more amusing blunder, per, the to posts, arts to rats, jolly to folly, which Mr. Proctor declared that made to say: It was only last "and songs .to tongs. he bad seen in the proof of a poem Suuda- that a young girl fell from A theatrical critic in a notice of written by a friend, was the trans- nneof the benches uf the church actress whose of the line formation yonug ircharming He kissed while I was preaching In a beastly ' treatment ot Portia had afforded her under the silent stars into statetf intoxication. him mnch pleasure, wrote: Her He kicked' her under the cellar Herbert Spencer once wrote, love of Portia made acting easy. stairs. Whales are not. fish because , That was right enongh, but what How history may bet affected by they possess fins and a fishlike the types made him say was Her printers error ICinglake has tail; hut what the public read love for Porter, etc. A composit- shown. To such a blunder is duo was, Wha es are not fish, because or who was better acquainted with the fact that the late emperor of they possess fins' and a fishlike the geography of the west than he French stvled him?ell Napoleon tail, which truly is a must re with Biblical lore eet up the phrase, Illinstead of. Napoleon II. Just markable rear on why whales are From Alpha to Omega as From before the coup eetat, the hif not fish. . In Ireland there pre Alton to Omaha, and possibly torian rays, a clerk in the ministry vails among Roman Catholics a found himself compelled to start of the interior wrote, in one of the pious custom of inserting in the for those places next morning. proclamations which were to an weekly religious journals advertise In the early half of the present nounce the fact to the world, Que meqts asking for prayers forcer century it was announced in a Ie mot dordre soil vive Napoleon!!! tain intentions. A lady sent the London newspaper that Sir Rob- The printer took the notes for ex following note to tbceo newspapers: ert Peel, with a party of friends, clamation for numerals; and it A husband going to sea, his wife was shooting peasants in Ireland, was not because of any memory of desires the prayers of the faithful; whereas the minister and liis the puor little king of Rome, hut but, as it ADpe&red, the faithful friends were only indulging in the because of , the typographical ivere asked to pray for a husband com par ati velj h a r ro lee s pa 8 ti me blunder., that. Jbceecond -- empire soing- - to-- s ee -- his "tot" pheasant shooting. heaven cherish and keep you from Shortly was dominated by Napolem III. after the battle of Inkerman one of Some of these blunders occasion yoUrs affectionately Peter D., was the morning papers informed its ally lead to libel actions and other the way another Irish paper readers that alter a desperate unpleasant the concluding portion -- of a Bad consequences. letter written by a soldier serving struggle the. enemy was. .repulsed wab the condition with great laughter. - The omis who, having in a touching obituary in the late Soudan campaign to his lion of a single letter has rarely, notice oLa soldier described the wife But "perhaps "the ..... perhaps, played more havoc with a deceased as a battle scarred vet most amusing instance of the no which was was lodicrous driven to find effect ofwrong punctuafrantic certainly subject eran, --- iu tion the afforded is the in ibe following that ...:JaQRhing.roaUer. morning type3had been the very made him write of a,.battle scared description ofbe jubilee procesIt - must have - 7 printers devil-himse- lf "who rep veteran. The next day he pub- sion, which appeared .in an east resented a very worthy advocate of lished the following apology for the Anglican weekly paper: Next the cause of female suffrage as ex blunder: The editor was deeply came Lord Roberts riding. On a r- - borting her .hearers grieved to findthat "through an gray Arab steed wearing a splendid their tights. What the bride-maid- s unfortunate typographical error scarlet' uniform, covered with at a recent wedding must he was made to describe the late medals on his head, a field marhave thought when they read that gallant Major ' II. ' as a battle shal's bat with plumes in his hind, .. . they all wore handtome breeches, scared veteran. He tenders his the baton of a field marshal on bis the gift of the bridegroom, one apologies for the mistake to the rugged features, a smile of pleasure can only guess. But whatever friends aod relatives , of the de as he acknowledged the thundertheir thoughts may have been at ceased; but. to every reader of this ing cheers of the crowd. McMiseeing their pretty brooches thus journal acquainted with the feats llans Magazine. transformed, their language at any of the major it must have been rate cannot, we may assume, hAve apparent - that what the editor A Short Cut. , matched that of the politician' who wrote was bottle scarred veteran. Miss Daisy) writing to yoiare read the following comment on one Many of the humors of the com- - that little brother of yours who is 44 ofl ii ..1 Ida, 44t H Hiet-ches- 1 w-et- e , 25 11: c - rJ' '' i 7c i, r.:r:. 4 Yes, He's a dm.- little fellow, I Take Laxative Brou:o Quinine 1 mis Min z nuch.7 Tabors. Airuruiiis refund the He is indeed. Have you oion-- y if it fails to Cure. 25 o. For Eeale 1 the letter yet, Midi Daisy? sale bv Riter Bros. Drug Co. I vritirj r - e W Not yet. 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