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Show The Chicago Enamel Paint Mixed ready for the brush. With not peel, blister or chalk off. Is unaffected by any change of temperature. Unsurpassed for beauty, durability and economy. One gallon cover from 200 to 225 square feet, two coats. Call and see samples and get prices, at the Pioneer drugstore. We regard as simply absurd the rumor that a certain man in Logan owns the cow that jumped over the moon. He may own a cow that can jump pretty well-in fact his neighbors tell wonderful stories about the jumping powers and proclivities of a cow this man owns-but there never was more than one cow that could jump over the moon. "There's only one man in Logan who makes gentleman's clothing" said a wag the other day. "How can you make that out? We have plenty of good tailors" said a bystander. "Well' say the wag, "a man in Kentucky lately killed eight tailors, and the officers said that when he'd killed one more they'd try him for manslaughter, you see I'm right, coutin' nine tailors to the man,' For the information of this wag, we will state that Logan is not actual in enlightened Kentucky, and that here every tailor counts for a man. |