Show THE LIVERY STABLE Some Ways in Which He Differs From the Fashionable The common livery stable dog is totally unlike the or and but his disposition is infinitely To lie on a cushion and growl and snap the band that would caress it is considered the height of folly in the livery stable The livery stable dog approaches you ingratiatingly and offers you a dirty paw to After you have shaken it he solemnly gives yon the Then he crawls up on your lap and licks you in the The livery stable canine is a most industrious digger of The theory is that he is going to lie down in the hole he but he does no such He goes lies down right in the middle of the where people will have to step over He will never get out of anybody's He even lies down in the middle of the street and tries to make wagons and automobiles avoid He doesn't enjoy as large a vocabulary as the powder puff or A phrase like urns want urns itty would scare him to His advantages have not been such as to acquaint him with such but he does know a few simple phrases like to blazes out of you darned He understands that Girl in Reading Man comes by and Takes a Girl is anxious That the man Thinks she's built on Bookish He's from And the gal Thinks he's intel- Man steps ad-Mires her Sees the book is' Upside |