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Show Tlife 'poet rings Of bronilng learM m9J I river-ailed with win?, "iBfl I The rawing of tlie.taucoua crow, Um'mSB (mmsi grant zephyr's whine. ' He warns us now that winter aoon ntfBfl p T reign upon the lnnd, 'toBI And Jlnreiu, tlic h" god, will V'ljH aosoa Ah, poet, we litivo other ways, wo imiaH I T who work nil day, . I B To tell that 'winter comes apart' w wiH the bills to poyl JBj The coal man shovels In the coal wfcalBl rumbling bAng nnd croth, -The groe'ryman ia after Uas for-oh, a htjjB Our wlto Is buylntr winter "rati"MttBfl toes by. tho bin, fBJ And hubtiiinl gqunnh and other thUm Bgl that coat a lot of tin. 3B1 I Our summer clothe Irom babo to MiBl muat.-bo replaced with new. rBl 1 Why, every bleaaed ono of ua la atamtaBl buatcd through! 'iBj There's ' Underclothes and aocka to bur IBB and shlrta nnd hats anil alioci? Bl We sit In lnied( n!nacmcnt counting 'ojf And on tho top ot this cornea nlfe tiBl .makn.ua out the goat, .SHO Tie moths have simply mado a wreck ! iBl I XT her now senlakln coatl ' ' Short stories aro bound to be poet- JH ar, with the man who Is running bla 'Si A own hot-water heating plant, lie cm SjS tend ono between trips to tho cellar (Bi it be hurries! A well-known lecturer Is foollag BJ away his time 'giving u lecture on 'B$ Turkey. Why should married men jBjA attend a lecture like that? Don't 2Ha their wives talk Turkey to 'em every J J An Iown manfn bachelor, says wb.es fljj he gots married ho Is going to marry . jHW a woman that can mako pumpkin pie. 'Bft Goe! It that's all ho N ants, 1 know a jl nigger mammy down south that will suit him to a "T." uB A Colorado loved one has Just won a suit for $10,000 against a young man AM who wrote her endearing missives and Bjf married another woman. And to think Va ho might have pleaBod hor oven more lo, by sending her candy, that her little brother would have eaten, and flowers BJIt that would have wilted 1 Jlftl "A Now York man was soved from hH, drowning by his cork leg which kept j'" him from sinking when he couldn't jBaag awtra," says nn exchange. Wo are to ?BH presume, I suppose, that tho editor ro- -B8 fcrs to water and not booze, Even a vBfl man with a cork leg can, drown In Sn champagne If he has tho prlco. 'wij Oh. Jack Front la coming, -Br ' That mlsehlevou aprlto; Hal To atnrt things a-hummlng tHJ la Ju.t hi delight. Ilo-Hivei young clieeka poalea, ,-aB1 And reddens old noses, B And pinches folk' loeae, ' ,B1 ; Till they, cry outright. A wonderful artlat 'iB I Mnater Jack l-'roit; JV He brlnga, from, afar, mlat WIUcIl Ushtly la-loosed In picture fantastic -,LW With fancy rlaatlc In fairy forma plaallc, On window 'pane croaaed. BJ The bare trees he cover llB In gllatenlng dree. . ' O'er whli-h aunllght hover In diamonded pre; H He mokes of anow whlteneaa i'JH A fairyland brightness. ,IH All aparkllng with llghtneas, ' In dream lovellneaa. The children they lova him I For sport that he bring; . , About litoi. aheva him, ' ,iiW Their merriment rings; 'IB It makes one arew mellow i;'H To hear how they yell, oh' A right welcome fellow iaBm la merry Jack Froat. . iBt -Join Wink, ' IK, o o o IBL Fatality WT "Run over a cow this morning up abora Coffoyvllle," aald the brakeman to a r- porter. -"How did tt happen!" oaked tha AM reporter, "Sho was drinking out ot a Vm .reek under a bridge," ahouted the brake- ..-. man na he swung on to the laat car and went grinning out of town. DaleiVllI" , tArk.) nterprlac. o o o ! What SI. Brought Heme, Bllaa Phillip took a load of hogs to :' town Tueaday and brought a large tank bome.-Woodward (Ark.)Newa. |