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Show I VISITS VV,TIil I 1 ... 1 1 ftH A Doaton nowspnper advertises n ' I lout on bulldog that will not btto nn jH automobile, six Turkish rug nnd nn exlonslvo library." A bulldog thnt will not bite nn automobile docs not jH nppent to mo. I live out whore tho foxy jMsttre-of-tho-pcnro lies In wait for thu spelling automoblllst and when tho aforesaid official falls to g)H catch him, I want n bulldog that will keep down the dust storm H H A diplomat Is a man who knows Whsn to let a woman cry and when In endeavor to dry her (ears. it i ir .Men's Idens of what constitutes an honest day's work are "ns vnrlnhle ns tho Bhndo by tho light quivering aspen made." A woman editor recommends sprigs nf mint for Iced ten. Thnt's nothing new. Hasn't mint been used In "cold tea" for n long period T ,H Hcrnuso she cannot bake good bis-cult bis-cult dons not mnko a pretty woman's eyes nny tho less beautiful and nllur- jH Ing. Thnt Is whore man gets gold-bricked. gold-bricked. r .H Ono Iowa editor complains that he 'H cannot get over tho "Merry Widow" bnt. whereat n brother editor advises him not to get over, but to climb tin- 'H dor. Yes, and climb slowly' it -tr Thn Imvn nnd Texas newspapers havo locked horns on whether or no it costs anything "to smile onco a day." The Iowa editors claim It doesn't, nnd tho Houston Post, aftor consider-nblo consider-nblo figuring, nnununcos thnt tho prlco of smiling onco n dny for a year Is Just $54.75. And think what It Is go-Ing go-Ing to cost "us humorists," who nro ''iH supposed to smllo nil the time' -- Communion, BBl |