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Show I VISITS WITliTl I A Now York brldg cooked a quir- H tor's worth of wax tapers for tA&u, H ronl and the groom said that whllt It didn't taste exactly natural, it u jH so much bettor than what his mothet used to mako that ha was "dec-light. V V H A sneak thief broke tnto a now paper offico in Chicago and stole th editor's cure for snake bite. The ed-ltor ed-ltor advortlses he has left the otBcs unlocked thnt the thief may roturn and got tho snake. Onn of tho nice things about a bull. pup Is: At night when ho howls like tlmo, you never know whethor ho hat hanged himself or treed a cat and you always get up In' your robe da, nult to find out! fl J J?- Occasionally It makes a dlftcrcnco who slips on your front doorstep. It It Is a, book agent or a bill collector, you smllo and keep on reading your newspaper. it tr -Cr A Wyoming man has becom woalthy by his pen. Ho ralBcs tha best sheep In tho state and his pent aro always emptied at tho top price. Many a man Is nn ond-scat hog be-catiBo be-catiBo whllo in Homo it is au fait to do ns the ItoninnS do. it r Tho path of ambition is marked by the bones ot thousands. H it -h -te Enthusiasm frequently is arrested for fast driving. A prlzo lighter must needs have strong taco. it ir -h All aro fortuno hunters, but few art good shots. o o o Peace. There la pence by the river Fnr off from the town. Where the woods are all golden jH And rosy, and brown; Where the geese sail the water Like yachts In the breeze And the rustle ot Autumn Is heard In the trees! There Is peace by the ripple Bfl That sine with delight As they dance o'er the shallows A-Kllnt In the light. There I gladness, and respite From cares ot tha grind Where the many are hungry, The few, fed and wlnedl 'Tts a life that Is simple, H Tet wholesome, I know; BJI 'TIs a Mfo that Is peaceful And clean, though It's slow! BJI 'TIs a life with the' beauties Of OoJ )n tha wood, BjJ And although tt be simple, HJ Ifs honest and co?3l fl o o o H When a young man is about to mas H ry, ho payB somo attention to the ap H pearance of tbo girl be has In mlcd. H If sho ,1s neat and tidy, sensible and H ewoot, ho falls In love with her, II H a man Is about ta choose a place ol jfl residence, ha is attracted to a town H which, llko tho woman, is tidy anil H nent Judging from the following, published by the editor ot tbe Black- H burn (Okla.) News, his town Js nol in tho loveablo class: H Last Saturday a stranger came Intf H town looking tor work. Ite saw the lux- H urlant growth ot weeds on the vacant H loU west of the postofllce, and, mlsttklnl t for heavy timber, dived Into It In aarch of a sawmill. He has not return! and It Is feared he will starve befori H he can be found. BJ o o o The Baseball Bug. H Ot all the bum, rotten railroad system! In America, tho Ilurllngton Toluca-KlrbJ H ystem certainly Is the rottenest. It U H astonishing that the people of Dig Horn BJ Itosln will tolerate such a shameful con- H dltlon. It only takes the north bound Bl train 12 hours to come from Klrhy te H Cowley. One passenger- told the wrltei BJ this week that tho train crew stopped st nreybull a tew days ago to witness a ball BJ tame. Think of tt. will yout The patron! BJ tt tho road should rise up and prold H against such a damnable oxteam service- H -Cowley (Wyo.) Progress. BJ o o o With Apologies to the Verb. H There' nothing like a baby new H To brighten up a home fl A father lights the gas to take BE Ills long nocturnal roam. H fjqju4 n |