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Show Wit und Humor. Every woman has to fight all her life against her tendency to Judge u man by his whiskers. New York Press. Returned Traveler What became of Boss Mulhovily, the notorious boudter? Citizen flu died In the penitentiary. "Sorvod him right' And what be came uf Mr, Goodsoul, the reformer, who oxpnsed Mint" ilo tiled In tbo poor houso." New York Weekly. "Geo!" said Mars, I've had to work thl Mimnier." "Yes," assented Jupiter, "and you have mude mo work harder too. I've bud to make my halLtoues us big us ostrich egg tu get any spaco In tho papers at all, ludlanupolls Journal, "My play Is destined to niovo the wbrld." "Ye's-I'vo heard it caned truck.'" Truth. "I had to lot my French lessons go." "Why was thatt" "Tboy wero simply rulnlug my golf accent." Chicago Record, If n girl has them, she puts on her furs tho next day after she discards hirt und wahti. Atohlioti Glubu. "Does your baby give you much trouble at nlsht?" "No. We've fooled it by having an elooirlo light put up in front of our houso." Chicago Nows. A correspondent of tho New York if up. whose wife b! Joug persisted In wehrlng her watch dangling front a pondant on hot bosom, contrary to his repeated Injunctions, has wrlttop to that paper to announce that the time-jfC time-jfC ha bjiOQ stydon, "I deelro to cx f) tend mv slncero thanks.to the gentle-manly gentle-manly pickpocket for pinching tb bauble," he says. "He has taught her-in her-in one or two seconds what Ihuve been years trying to teach her, and 1 am so grat il that I nm nlmost temp'ed to offer hits J5 as a token of my ef uetu." "No madam. I cannot split the wood to which you so indellcaielv refer. Il would be a violation of a saend promise prom-ise I mude to my aged miMher." "Nonsence. What kind of u promise?" "We have the poker Imblt lu our family, ma'am, and I promised mother I'd never touch a chip In any form." Cleveland Plain Dealer. |